A while back, we compiled a list of 20 male celebrities who are a little rough around the edges these days, but once upon a time were total 10's.
Now, after intense deliberation and fantabulous suggestions from our readers, we have unearthed 20 more dudes who we oh-so-fly in their heyday. Get ready to be amazed at the pure, raw power of 70's haircuts and soft focus lighting.
1.) Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Man, he must have had the best pick-up lines ever: "Let me blow your mind with these statistics about the groovy cosmic realms of outer space, baby."
2.) Nikola Tesla
It's really too bad he was more into pigeons than women.
3.) Larry David
Maybe the reason he's so angry all the time is because he spent his youth trapped in the body of a Ken doll.
4.) Gene Kelly
Tap-dancing has never been this steamy.
5.) Ian McKellen
I've always clung to an ounce of shame for my intense attraction to Gandalf. Now, it's really just common sense.
6.) Bill Cosby
This face plus those sweaters equals every gal's hipster dream.
7.) Ricky Gervais
Had I been 14 in the year 1986, I would definitely have had this poster right above my bed.
8.) Phil Collins
This face says "Yes, I will write you cheesy love songs that rhyme 'you' with 'blue'" and I probably wouldn't resist. As long as he keeps his Birkenstocks off the couch.
9.) Harry Houdini
There are so many "Want to see a magic trick?" jokes I want to make right now, but for the sake of my journalistic integrity I'll just let you come up with your own.
10.) Steve Carell
I definitely would have carved his initials into the bathroom stall while skipping algebra.
11.) James Earl Jones
If he had actually played Darth Vader, instead of just voicing him, Han Solo would have had some series competition for heartbreaker of the universe.
12.) Howard Dean
Whenever I see lovely, intellectual women married to not-the-sharpest-knife politicians, I always question how such a union came to be. Now, questions have become answers.
13.) Michael Caine
Albert, please escort me to the BatCave.
14.) Robert DeNiro
Before he was just someone's angry Italian dad, he was so, so much more. Though, it's reassuring his weird mole is not a recent development.
15.) Thomas Edison
It's a bummer he probably would have been one of those "Get away from me, dame! Can't you see I'm trying to change the course of history?!" types.
16.) Jackie Chan
Surprise! Jackie Chan existed before Rush Hour. And my what a fine existence it was.
17.) Karl Marx
Is anyone else getting that Thriller-era Michael Jackson vibe from this?
18.) Ernest Hemingway
Before he was an old, bearded jerk...he was young, very cute, and probably still a jerk.
19.) Richard Gere
I love a man whose eyebrows are bigger than his actual eyes.
20.) The Entire Monty Python Crew
Under normal circumstances, I think it's safe to say you don't want to try and date six best friends all at one time. But...in this case, I'd probably check my moral code at this door.
People of the internet, how do you feel about the additions to the list? Is there anyone we're still forgetting? Is there anyone on here who is just a total "NO."? Let us know!
Images via imgur, young-celebrities.com, izismile.com, swotti.com, moviestarspicture.com, hartransom.org, marxists.org, imstars.aufeminin.com, filmbuffonline.com, blogspot.com, pbs.org, disqus.com, tumblr.com, blogs.princeton.edu, poetryfoundation.org