“I wanna have sex with a robot!..And then talk to it about my horrible life!”
Posted by: Intern Brooke Connolly
in Sexy
on Jan 11, 2010

If this statement speaks to you, then chances are- it’s the only thing that’s spoken to you all day.
Unveiled at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Roxxxy, is a plastic doll to have sex with, AND then bore to death, with your awful conversations. If what you’ve been throwing down is not being picked up by the general human-based population, then this life-like robot is ready to be your prisoner.
Now available, Roxxxy, is the customizable female version of TrueCompanion.com's, sex robot line. But ladies, don’t worry!!! Rocky is on his way!!!
Owners can choose Roxxxy’s race, hair color and breast size all to their individual liking, as well as, one of five different programmed “personalities”, designed to engage the owner in conversation. Inventor Douglas Hines was quoted at the expo as saying, “She can’t cook, she can’t clean, but she can do almost anything else, if you know what I mean.”……HAHA! YES! We do! Good One!
We do the cooking and cleaning, Mr. Hines. Alive ladies. Don’t you try and take that away from us, fine sir. New Slogan: “World’s First Sex Robot- Now with more Gender Stereotypes!”
According to the website, “she can have an orgasm when you touch her”. WHAT? NO WAY! You could never do that in real life. Frigid bitches.
Frigid bitches, you say. Weird. That just so happens to be one of the customizable “personalities” available for your lady sex robot. Specifically, she goes by the name, Frigid Farrah- who is described as, reserved and shy. Wild Wendy- who is outgoing and adventurous, Mature Martha- (no description available, but, ew! gross! who would want an old lady? I bet her dish hands are so leathery!). And finally, S&M Susan- for the more adventurous types.
Mr. Hines says he was inspired by,…wait…wait…wait for it....9/11. He says, “It’s really about making a companion.” After losing a friend in the terror attacks, he got the idea of preserving someone’s likeness via artificial intelligence and the sex industry was just a good marketing fit for this type of technology. In this case, I suggest you keep the source of your muse a mystery. Cause now your sex robot is linked to terrorism.
If you can get past all of the above and the, ‘what nightmares are made of’, face on this doll, then you're that much closer to becoming a serial killer. You and Frigid Farrah will be ejaculating and chatting all over the place!...alternate new slogan.
Above Photo: Roxxxy & Creator, Douglas Hines.
Photo Courtesy: Associated Press
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"She'll engage you based on what personality she's in. For instance, if you tried to touch frigid Farrah in a way that might not be appropriate for her, she would say, 'please don't touch me there, that's not nice.' and then it's your choice what you do from there on in."
I have to admit it's a compelling case.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4-rwk44qGI
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I want one who will make freaky installation art in the living room and make my apartment smell like cigarettes and curry.
And who will wake me up by throwing a sack of bagels at my head, then insist we spend the morning people-watching at the park.
If you can give me that, I'm in. Oh, and awkward conversations with robot inlaws (or programmers, as the case may be).
-I have actually been single so long that this sounds absolutely great.
written by Annie Dunbar, January 14, 2010
If men want a "companion" doll, why not make her truly just a great conversationalist? I'd expect the personality categories to include her love of the arts, Thai food, travel. Maybe she's especially quick-witted. No, instead these "companions" offer little more than their creator's grunts of "Young. Frigid." On second thought, maybe these types of men are better kept away from real women. Women who ARE great conversationalists.. and expect the same in return.
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written by originalemcee, January 15, 2010
To note: these ladies can also plug into your computer, upload technical data, and send you emails. Dude, you could share her with your friends, too. Hot.
written by zoom, January 21, 2010
omg thank you so much for writing a serious piece that also cleverly and hilariously bashes this absurdity! The future really fucking scares me right now.
written by littleleopard, January 28, 2010
written by Kate Black, February 01, 2010
You scooped CNN. But they have an even creepier photo of this guy and one of his dolls.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/index.html?hpt=T2

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