Merely a week before conservative radio talk show host Kevin Swanson claimed that your birth controlled womb is the home for dead fetuses, he sat down to explain the difference between “cute” and “ugly” feminists. Fellow Christian Dave Buehner joined Swanson in the discussion, as they talk through the ways in which feminists became “selfish, narcissistic, family-destroying whores.”
Swanson starts off by asserting that all feminists goals are loads of sex, birth control, and abortion. Makes sense, because birth control doesn’t prevent pregnancy or anything like that, which would definitely not prevent abortions from occurring. He moves on to the equally reasonable declaration that, “All [feminists] want to be free from the family. They want to be free from the husband. Who needs a stinkin’ husband? Who wants to be submitting to a husband and find security in the family when she can find security in the state or a sugar daddy for the four years that she needs to get through college?” So all feminists hate families and none of them marry men. And what sugar daddy is Swanson even referring to?
Buehner proceeds to distinguish the two types of feminists: the cute and the ugly:
“So, you have the group that is very attractive, they’re in the sororities, they’re gonna be in the beauty contests. They’re actually going to get the good jobs. They’re going to leverage their attractiveness in the marketplace because it has a market value. Marketing. It helps market who you are. They’re going to proceed, now they will probably some of them become the Sarah Palin-style feminists, they’ll get themselves a husband, but they’ll never be dependent on the husband, they’ll never submit to the husband, in fact they will use their power probably to make their husband submit to them.”
And then they giggle over the different “euphemisms” for ugly when referring to feminists. TEEHEE SO FUNNY.
Basically the ugly feminists are the angry feminists, according to Buehner, because they can’t use their looks to get jobs. You know, since all women are hired based solely on their appearance and not because they’re qualified or intelligent or hard working people.
Alas, we have Buehner to thank for this final, kicker of a quote:
“The systems we are living in are coming down before our very eyes, the fiat currency won’t last, the corporate economies, they’re going to collapse. What’s going to last will be those who go back to a biblical worldview. I believe history will go back to this period of time and will look at feminism and say there was a time in which women lost the love of their children. They no longer cared about having children, they no longer loved their children, they no longer loved their husbands, where for all of history women very much cared about protecting the family. Now they only cared about themselves. They were riled up into a froth about how they were victims of society, patriarchal society, and they decided to become selfish, narcissistic, family-destroying whores.”
You can listen to the vomit-inducing full audio of the show below.
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