Is your jaw tired, like mine, from all the holiday-family-yaking and turkey chewing? Then, this holiday season, make a statement. And say it with your bod

The budding t-shirt line for females called Every Little Counts is full of love and lust and poetry. Forget wearing your heart on your sleeve, ladies. Wear it on your bust.

And you can! In just 4 days! At the first ever L.A. Craftacular! Yes, she is a virgin. But not after December 6th. At the Echoplex from 11 am to 6 pm. Be there or be square. After all, it is a rite of passage.

I cannot wait. Ah, to declare my love for Charlotte Rampling. Loud and proud and in bold print.

xoxo, Bette