That is me in the sweet green dress, next to my predicted winner Rece Steele.
Over my right shoulder is my girl Mac Tyi, she just dropped a new single. Hedonis is behind me and Lady Merk is next to Chiba cut off. I told you about those girls in blogs past. Looking at this picture me and Rece could be twins, similar hair, smile, gold chains. No wonder they didn't put me on, it would be to confusing. I also heard through the grapevine that they thought Drunky Brewster was a liability so they couldn't let us on. That's right, more crazy then Nicky2States.
So obviously I think they let the best rappers go home from the jump...that would be Fabrisha Dankins and me. But tonight we see who gets the crown. Who do you labies think is gonna take it? My money is on Rece Steele. Thoughts after the jump.
Here are some of my thoughts as the last episode is upon us. First off when I rolled into the "rap jail" with the other 25 contestants they asked if we wanted anything delivered to our room from the store. Well it took me about 2.2 seconds to ask if they carried Ballantine 40's and they dropped the heartbreaking news that there would be no drinking....wha? Well I was baffled that we couldn't drink on reality TV, cause that is about as far from Drunky Brewster's reality as you can get. The other girls were apparently baffled because I was trying to get a 40. I thought every beer drinker without loot drank 40’s; guess I was wrong. I was stoked to see Rece keeping it real in several scenes sippin' on what looks like a Colt 45. I feel like she brought a little of my essence onto the show. She holds it down with her taste in cheap malts. Her hair is banging and her flow is malicious. I am in her corner all the way.
I don’t know how the hell Cherry has lasted so long. Period. Lisp lisp lisp.
Byata and me clicked for real when we meet. But even through I think she is a boss lady she keeps f’in up and I feel like she is being floated through by an unseen producers hand. Her voice is hotness and her style rules. She is gonna make a name for herself rather she wins or not cause she’s got the look. She started the Female MC club in NY and that makes me like her even more. Though I heard rumors her boyfriend writes her shit. I hope she really is producing fresh rhymes every time.
At the last elimination Search said he could write a hot 16 about each of the girls off the top. I seriously doubt that gas face. I started a little something for you:
I'm searchin' your roster for your latest hit
But all you got is that early 90s shit.
You said my girl breezy looked like a Krishna
Said we weren’t funny, our jokes must have missed ya
3rd base? Gas face? Disgrace.
You trying to pretend like you run this place
I’ll spit bars in your face, spray like a can of mace.
I’m Calisha Jenkins and I rest my case.
Lastly, on the passing of Chiba, your eye ain’t that fucked up girl. I know its sensitive to light and shit but get an eye patch, put that one good ball out. Stop being so caught up in what you use to look like. If you have to rock glasses everyday at least rock a pair like this:
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