The Ladies' Society for the Reinstatement of Proper Undergarments is pleased to present Doublespeak's ultimate tool in flirtation: a coquettish vintage slip with phrases hand-embroidered on the lacy hem. This item is perfect for the modern lady because it combines the uniqueness of vintage with the functionality of lingerie. It may be worn as an undergarment for the teasing flirt or as a simple dress for the tart. Ladies and gentlemen will melt at the sentimentality, and it's much more tasteful than sliding one's number on a cocktail napkin.