Blunt Delivery is a magical place where your parents don’t read you stories like Cinderella, thus giving you the false impression that if you get a minimum wage job as a maid, some sugar daddy prince is going to come around one breezy, summer day and support your sorry self. It’s a beautiful and prosperous land where we don’t waste time chasing after rainbows or pots of gold because we are able to face the harsh reality that most likely, they were already snatched up by some dude in a ski mask with a lazy eye. It’s a hopeful escape where honesty is gonna slap you in the face like a psycho ex-girlfriend, but strangely, you’re going to like it.

Does that make sense?