You'd think any dude would be thankful to get as much attention as Don Draper's penis has attracted lately, but Jon Hamm is not pleased with your discussions about his john-ham. He didn't sound happy when a reporter brought up his distracting junk in the new issue of Rolling Stone: "They're called 'privates' for a reason. I'm wearing pants, for fuck's sake. Lay off. I mean, it's not like I'm a fucking lead miner. There are ... Read More

Jon Hamm's junk seems to be getting in the way of his job-- as Season Six of Mad Men draws nearer, one of People Magazine's Sexiest Men Alive is back in the spotlight for his notoriously distracting package. According to the NY Daily News, an AMC insider confided that, “during filming — when the ’60s-style clothing was a tight fit — Hamm was politely instructed by a staffer at the network to please ... Read More

Do you ever feel sorry for that idle penis-shaped pan sitting in your pantry, desperately waiting for its next bachelorette extravaganza? Well, one woman has some creative ideas to keep you and your novelty cookware working together all year round. With help from Bachelorette.com, a crafty lady named Holly has come up with ten hilarious cakes you can make with a penis pan.   Home sweet home! Keep it rustic with this Farm ... Read More

By Kase Wickman“Just keep it in your room.” That’s what For a Good Time, Call... co-star/co-writer/co-producer Lauren Anne Miller told her then-roommate, Katie Anne Naylon, when Naylon admitted that she held a job as a phone sex operator to earn cash. Nowadays, Miller and Naylon are far from their Florida State University dorm room, but they're still making dirty talk pay: For a Good Time, Call... is loosely based on Naylon’s ... Read More

The actual festival is called Honen Matsuri. Celebrated every March 15 in Komaki, a town about 45 minutes north of Nagoya, Japan. This is the time of year where folks haul out a large wooden penis to give three cheers to fertility and renewal.  The custom is an old one that is connected to bringing about a good harvest and having babies.  I have nothing against a giant penis.  I love a giant penis. But I love my lady parts, ... Read More