BY Lindsay Harris in Sexy on Aug 13, 2013 |
Thinking of taking a class in art? Spanish? Astrophysics?
Not when there's a space available at the School for Undressing!
Unfortunately, the school closed quite some time ago. It opened in 1937, charging 30 hard-earned dollars (worth a whopping $497 today!) for six lessons to learn how to "undress" for your husband. Imagine spending $497 to pick-up an act "tee many martoonies" would have you doing anyway!
Now I know you're wondering "How can I ever learn to strip ... Read More
BY Amy LaCount in Sexy on Aug 06, 2013 |
* NOT SAFE FOR WORK *
Remember Truth or Dare?
Covertly huddled together in the corners of dingy school hallways, sitting at the back ends of buses, crouched in the basements of our childhood homes – we played the eponymous game in our awkward, fumbling youth.
I recall one particular question during Truth that was frequently asked in rather hushed, thrilled tones: Have you ever masturbated?
The boys would smile knowingly, admitting to their ... Read More
BY Mary Grace Garis in Sexy on Aug 06, 2013 |
There's nothing like plot twist hotness. You know what we mean: like seeing Pornstache sans stache or flipping through the "he'll never have a girlfriend" meme, there's a sick thrill from watching people morph from blah to babe. And while I'm personally attracted to older men (like I'm gearing to be some ex-grunge musician's third wife some day) we've collected shots of celebs in their prime looking surprisingly smoking.
Disclaimer: we fully acknowledge ... Read More
BY Shelby L Thompson in Sexy on Jul 30, 2013 |
This is the real world, people, and whether or not you watch porn on a regular basis, you may have noticed that sexy time is not always as hard-core, pleasurable, or even as interesting as it is seems to be in porn. Thanks to the kbcreativelab, we now have the true differences between real sex and porn sex explained with the colorful use of food!Not only is this video delicious, but totally informative! Did you know that the average Porn Star penis is 6-9 ... Read More
BY Tess Duncan in Sexy on Jul 30, 2013 |
Don't be a weiner! Here are some rules about how to send hot texts to your lady friend without disrespecting her or making your wang look wack.1. Flatter her. A text that says, "I can't stop thinking about your _____" is always welcome. (That is, if you've spent intimate time together. If you haven't, then don't send this.) It can be anything: your butt, your neck, your kisses, your apartment, your dog, anything at all. Just make sure you spell it correctly. ... Read More
BY Amalia Graziani in Sexy on Jul 09, 2013 |
This is a sponsored blog post y'all!
Not too long ago, we partnered up with German sex toy manufacturer FUN FACTORY to give away one of their spiffy sex toys for free. Now the company has created another kind of fancy-ass, hands-free device.STRONIC Zwei
Ever thought about making love in your teeny tiny New York City shower but cringed at the logistics of making that happen? Is an obligation-free de-stress session after a long day a rarity in your love life? Are ... Read More
BY Mary Grace Garis in Sexy on Jul 01, 2013 |
So I haven’t heard of Kraft’s “Zesty Guy” until recently, mostly because I think salad is the devil. I plan to be like the great residents of Pawnee, Indiana one day: “first in friendship, fourth in obesity.” However, yesterday I laid my eyes on Kraft’s latest Zesty Guy ad and...god, I am hungry for some vegetables.
Of course, though, due to the "provocative" nature of the ad (as you can see, the man is all but naked aside ... Read More
BY Tess Duncan in Sexy on Jun 24, 2013 |
That's right, fellow city dwellers, BUST and Babeland are hosting a summer soirée on July 11th and it's going to be chock-full of free fifty-free gifts! First there are the drinks, which I mean, how can you not? All cocktails are crafted with deliciously gluten-free Tito's Handmade Vodka. If you arrive fashionably early to the party and manage to be one of the first fifty attendees, you'll receive a gift bag of sex toys and other goodies, plus our latest ... Read More
BY Tess Duncan in Sexy on Jun 11, 2013 |
The "Modern Madam" experience at 28on27 puts a new spin on boudoir photography for ladies seeking sexy, classy keepsakes of themselves. Although most clients sport lingerie in the traditional style of boudoir shoots, photographer Laura Little keeps the whole project open to interpretation. The women can wear whatever they like, as motivations range from gifts for fiancées and spouses to simply pride in the beauty of their bodies. Even a 62-year-old has ... Read More
BY Mary Grace Garis in Sexy on Jun 10, 2013 |
Coming (ha) to an iPhone near you: a new game that teaches females how to masturbate. Just like you’ve always wanted, but didn't know how to ask. The game, called HappyPlayTime, is an instructional journey to the world of female orgasm, and offers…playful diagrams to help you reach your destination. Cool?
The goal of it is to smash the negative cultural stigma that frowns upon female masturbation, ‘cause you know, we’re all supposed ... Read More