That's right, ladies. If you're feeling a bit choked up, the best thing to do is suck a dick twice a week. At least, that's the advice Dr. J. Peter Zegarra would say. A female patient came to Zegarra's office in Sacramento and Zegarra proposed an upper-gastrointestinal endoscopy to investigate some of her symptoms. She was reluctant to go through with the treatment because it involves an endoscope that travels down the throat into the ... Read More

The news is shocking and the country is still reeling from the news of yesterday's tornado. Touching down in Moore, just outside of Oklahoma City, the two mile wide tornado left 24 dead and over 240 people injured. Our thoughts are with those effected by the tornado. We want to send out some resources if you want to help the victims of this disaster. American Red Cross The Red Cross has set up shelters in various communities. You can ... Read More

Comedy week doesn't have to stop after Saturday! As part of the second annual New York Funny Songs Fest, you can get your shits and giggles on in June too, at the CD release party for Brooklyn-based comedian, Rob Cantrell. You may know him for his LOL-able raps about being "married n shit" (below) and chillin' at a laundromat. Head over to Joe's Pub at 425 Lafayette Street in NYC on Saturday, June 1st to see Cantrell spit some rhymes off ... Read More

As if you didn't already love this celebrated funnydude, Galifianakis has gone and proved himself the biggest sweetheart in Hollywood. At tonight's premiere of The Hangover III, the comedian will be escorted by Elizabeth "Mimi" Haist, a woman he rescued from homelessness two years ago. Although she's accompanied Galifianakis to premieres in the past, we've now got the lowdown on the details of their friendship. It all started when ... Read More

This is the absolute worst. A woman from Florida has lost the baby she planned to carry to full term, thanks to the shockingly rotten actions of her now ex-boyfriend. John Andrew Welden was arrested for murder this afternoon, for feeding abortion pills to his ex-girlfriend, Remee Lee, and ending her pregnancy against her will.  “Everyone dreams of becoming a mom,” Lee told ABC news. She says that even though she and Welden ... Read More