BUST Cards

Send a card to your breast friend!

Author: Dishkill

Description
I wonder if this dish is heavy enough to kill him...I might have to use the frying pan.

Author: Thinktoomuch

Description
that's what you get for thinking too much.

Author: Men had legs

Description
Men... If only they had legs!

Author: Demons

Description
Dont' listen to the demons in your head...or your hair.

Author: CockJaw

Description
How's that cockjaw?

Author: Tension

Description
Pain! Pressure! Time for a relaxing vibrating massage!

Author: Nice papoose

Description
Nice papoose. Nice caboose.

Author: Absurd

Description
Be absurd. Be very absurd.

General

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Author: Yourebreast

Description
You're the breast!

Author: damniloveyou

Description
Damn! I love you!

Author: Weregay

Description
If only we were gay, i'd ask you to marry me in vermont, start an organic bakery and adopt vietnamese orphans together, but since we're not, let's just celebrate our friendship

Author: Subtleway

Description
I have a very subtle way of letting someone know I want them. I send them a card.

Author: Fight

Description
Let's Never Fight Again

Author: Cantwait2seeu

Description
I Can't Wait To See You

Author: Radiatecharm

Description
you radiate charm

Author: Yesweare

Description
Yes, we are. And no, you can't watch

Author: Goddess

Description
You're A Goddess

Friendship/Love





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Author: Chinup

Description
Keep Your Chin Up

Author: Dontcry

Description
Don't cry, i love you

Author: Pantybunch

Description
Don't get your panties in a bunch!

Author: Feelbetter

Description
Feel Better

Author: Fantasticday

Description
Congratulations What a fantastic day!

Author: Springhead

Description
Congratulations!

Feel Better/Congrats





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Author: 3wishes

Description
1. World Peace 2. Ten Billion Dollars 3. A rousing 3-way game of "Doctor"

Author: Icingcake

Description
Happy Birthday to you.

Author: Oops

Description
OOPS! I forgot your birthday.

Author: Sumthin

Description
Hope you get a little sumthin-sumthin on your birthday!

Author: Couplewithcake

Description
no text.

Author: Stillababe

Description
No matter how old you get you're still a babe to me.

Birthday





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Author: Busted

Description
You've been BUST-ed! Your friend sent you a gift subscription to BUST.

Author: Magfairy

Description
The BUST Gift Subscription Fairy is stuffing something good under your pillow. You can go back to humping it after she's done.

Author: Bustfriend

Description
You're BUSTed! Your very BUST friend bought a gift subscription for you.

Gift Subscription





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Author: Challadays

Description
Happy Challahdays!

Author: Elf

Description
Have a happy holiday! (maybe you should check with me before you leave the house)

Author: Fur

Description
Happy Holidays Don't hide...they'll be over soon

Author: Getwhatyou

Description
Happy Holidays! Hope you get what you want this year.

Author: Grinandbare

Description
How to survive the holidays: Just grin and bare it.

Holiday





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