Oh, Delia! The Blond Leading the Blind
A humurous advice column/blog.
My name is Delia Simpkins. In Feb 1962, I took a job as a dog groomer for my daddy’s struggling dog breeding business. He was convinced “coon dogs is the wave of the future” because he believed they would replace automobiles. Since Coonbuggies proved to be a fantastical failure and closed in the second half of 1962, I haven’t had much to do. So I decided to open up this here electronic interspace log and boss people around. I’d be content to fill my days being ornery to my parents, but they’re dead.
My name is Delia Simpkins. In Feb 1962, I took a job as a dog groomer for my daddy’s struggling dog breeding business. He was convinced “coon dogs is the wave of the future” because he believed they would replace automobiles. Since Coonbuggies proved to be a fantastical failure and closed in the second half of 1962, I haven’t had much to do. So I decided to open up this here electronic interspace log and boss people around. I’d be content to fill my days being ornery to my parents, but they’re dead.
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