[gardnerella]

Most depressing thread ever.



After I was fired/evicted (I had a job where I got free boarding in exchange for work), I stole money from a business in the same building and changed the cash register form so it wouldn't be immediately obvious. I knew the guy who was working the night I stole the money and who would have been blamed. I used to have a crush on him in high school. I hope nothing bad happened. I also stole a lot of other stuff from that business over a period of several months. I guess I didn't have a conscious at the time but years later I feel extremely bad about all of it.


Oh man, I have so many other and bigger skeletons in my closet, I don't know where to begin...

[tyger]

sometimes i just want to drop out of school, quit my job, take my mom's car and drive to tofino and learn how to surf.

i don't want a boyfriend, i just want someone to fall asleep with at night and snuggle and hold hands with with no other expectations.

my version of a diet is treating coffee as food

[culturehandy]

I wonder what my coworkers are like in bed.

[doodlebug]

I sometimes busy out the phones at work so I can have five minutes to myself.

[mornington]

I sometimes wish my friend would break up with his girlfriend just because I don't like her. And because every now and again I want him for myself.

I want to tell my mother that sometimes being a parent is a spectator sport. Especially when it comes to my visits to the shrink. It is not all about her and her divorce.

I eat ice-cream out the tub with a teaspoon to make it seem like I'm eating more. And then I eat half a tub.

I want someone else to do the washing up for once, even though I know I'll end up doing it again.

[voodoo_princess]

oops.....

[voodoo_princess]

I hide pop from the Mr. and tell him we don't have any just so I can have it all.

[voodoo_princess]

I hide pop from the Mr. and tell him we don't have any just so I can have it all.

[lilacwine13]

I have a huge crush on a coworker and I can't act on it out of fear of rejection and and because I'm still involved with AZ Guy.

Half the time I wonder if I should get either a MBA or go to tech school to learn something practical and that can get me more money than what I want to get my master's in, so I won't have to spend my entire life wondering how I'm going to make ends meet.

Actually, I'm not even sure I can go to grad school because of my undergrad GPA and because I didn't take myself seriously enough to pass some of my classes.

And, if I had to do it all over again, I would have transferred to a different school after my freshman or sophomore year, one where I would have fit in better.

[aquagirl2]

I pee in the shower.

[doodlebug]

I want to warn any potential girlfriends off from dating my brother, because I secretly suspect he is emotionally abusive in intimate relationships.

I am simultaneously worried and thrilled about the fact that I'm becoming a mean old bitch as I age.

If I were independently wealthy, I would stay exactly where I am now - but I would quit my job and make art all day long.

[culturehandy]

I think almost all the drivers in this city can't drive for shit. I also think many of them are yokels.

The client I have standing in front of me right now is a fucking moron, and he thinks I am e-mailing his worker at this moment, when I am really doing this.

I look up people I know on our system.

ETA: Thanks zora! *blushes*

[girlygirlgag]

I feel like everything I do is meaningless.

I feel like I want a child, just so I have a project I really care about.

I feel like I am trying to sabotage my career.

[zora]

Actually, La Sirena, this threas was all culturehady's idea. Props go to her!

[lucizoe]

I'm tired of members of my family having children without thinking

Next time I get a birth announcement I'm sending a sympathy card

[miss_jane]

Bleh, this is why i shouldn't post first thing in the morning. I am afraid i'm not clever, funny etc enough, not I'm not afraid.

[culturehandy]

I love being seen as a sex object by men I find sexually attractive. It is a form of power for me.

[karma77]

Secretly wish it were me with the unplanned pregnancy instead of my 22-year-old sister.

Secretly am jealous because I was the one with the plans to be a single mother by choice (about five years down the road, however).

Although I am excited and happy about being an auntie, secretly wish that something exciting and wonderful would happen to me for a change. (I have attended many weddings, and celebrated many pregnancies and births in the last few years, and feel like all I do is give my support, show my excitement, and provide presents).

[sybarite]

I need space and time to be alone to a pathological degree, and have done since I was a child.

I also think sometimes I'm too selfish to be in a relationship, and I'm in one.

[miss_jane]

Stealing part of la sirena's.

I care immeasurably about political/social issues, but I'm not afraid I'm not intelligent, funny, creative or "radical" enough for anyone to pay attention to me.