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Jan 24 2007, 10:20 AM
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THAT’S IT!
Mr. Pug pissed me of so bad last night that in a fit of anger I cut my tits off and sewed up my labia. I’ve had it. I’m done and I’m going to find a little cave somewhere and just hate men! |
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Jan 24 2007, 09:27 AM
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![]() Dragon Velocity ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1,044 From: Rattland |
Tuuuna!! Tuna BOAT!!
-------------------- Lion-hearted
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Jan 24 2007, 09:23 AM
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![]() The artist now known as I don't give a shit. ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 4,053 |
succinct; break a few bones, why don't you? nimrod.
-------------------- "Hey, did anyone ever think Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, maybe she was just cold? " (Lorelai Gilmore) |
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Jan 24 2007, 09:00 AM
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![]() Super BadAss ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 705 From: Your mom's house. |
Sluts.
-------------------- Constantly on.
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Jan 23 2007, 10:39 PM
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![]() Dragon Velocity ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1,044 From: Rattland |
You're Crazy!
No, you are! No, you! You! No, YOU AHHH! -------------------- Lion-hearted
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Jan 23 2007, 10:07 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 954 |
*I thought I couldn't go on after "freedom braid", but stinkin legume? Too much
-------------------- I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.--John Waters
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Jan 23 2007, 09:55 PM
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![]() Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 181 |
I see that greenbean tried to engage me a few pages ago, but [ROT IN HELL BITCH] I am way too mature to acknowledge her in any way [I WILL SPIT MY CHEWED GUM IN YOUR HAIR], except to warn other BUSTies that certain BUSTies are crazier than Domino's crazy bread [YES I MEAN YOU, GREENBEAN YOU STINKIN LEGUME], and they should all be put onto I-G-N-O-R-R-R.
Now stop scaring the newbies with your inside jokes. |
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Jan 23 2007, 07:11 PM
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BUSTie ![]() ![]() Posts: 52 From: Miami |
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Jan 23 2007, 07:00 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 954 |
You're all a bunch of used Lillets.
-------------------- I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.--John Waters
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Jan 23 2007, 06:17 PM
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![]() (o)(o) ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
I judt love hanging out with all the whores on bust.
-------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Jan 23 2007, 05:42 PM
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![]() Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1,464 |
oh, my. why all the nastiness? aren't we all grownups here? can't our differences be settled rationally, without personal insults?
kumbaya, people, kumbaya. -------------------- "... what i want is what i've not got and what i need is all around me." |
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Jan 23 2007, 04:30 PM
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Creating demon-radical feminist hybrids since 1974 ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 690 From: Savoir Faire is Everywhere! |
Why, how DARE you suggest I am a "good woman"! Blasphemer! I'll have you know I get buzzed, bashed, befuddled, boozed up, hammered, high, hosed, fractured, jugged, lit, laced, and liquored up at EVERY opportunity! Hmmph!
-------------------- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!
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Jan 23 2007, 04:11 PM
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![]() The artist now known as I don't give a shit. ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 4,053 |
hehe, nah lillet is a brand of tampon here, like tampax.
cocktails? good women shouldn't drink.
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Jan 23 2007, 04:07 PM
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Creating demon-radical feminist hybrids since 1974 ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 690 From: Savoir Faire is Everywhere! |
I had my hand stuck up a cunt once, but I snatched it back.
(oh lordess, I've resorted to bad puns....okay, one more) bunny, lillet? Is that like the Lillet Tomlin cocktail? -------------------- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!
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Jan 23 2007, 04:01 PM
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![]() The artist now known as I don't give a shit. ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 4,053 |
I am such a bad feminist.
Is it a lillet, or are any of you (stuck up cunts)? ggg, go and watch some porn. -------------------- "Hey, did anyone ever think Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, maybe she was just cold? " (Lorelai Gilmore) |
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Jan 23 2007, 04:00 PM
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![]() Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 147 From: Brooklyn, NY |
smiling with my ice cream cone in hand first in line!!!!
-------------------- "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a f@*#ing cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant." Bill Hicks |
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Jan 23 2007, 03:52 PM
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![]() Super BadAss ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 705 From: Your mom's house. |
TAMPON YOU HOMO DING DONG!
TAMpon You just have to be first, don't you? -------------------- Constantly on.
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Jan 23 2007, 03:51 PM
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![]() Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 147 From: Brooklyn, NY |
TAMpon
-------------------- "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a f@*#ing cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant." Bill Hicks |
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Jan 23 2007, 03:49 PM
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![]() The artist now known as I don't give a shit. ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 4,053 |
wtf is a pon?
-------------------- "Hey, did anyone ever think Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, maybe she was just cold? " (Lorelai Gilmore) |
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Jan 23 2007, 03:43 PM
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![]() Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 147 From: Brooklyn, NY |
OK, so I just laughed so hard that I had to stop and type that I dislodged my pon.
Going to the restroom now. -------------------- "A lot of Christians wear crosses around their necks. You think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a f@*#ing cross? It's like going up to Jackie Onassis wearing a rifle pendant." Bill Hicks |
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