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 Aug 19 2008, 09:46 AM
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 new highs in personal lows daily!  Posts: 4,307 From: wherever ink is put in skin...  |
gah! tree i saw a picture of denny's "moons over my hammy" and had a flashback to that awful pic you posted!
that tears it. i'm getting a lobotomy. that pic has "scarified my brainsis" as bush would say. i can't take it anymore! *sobs* -------------------- "what a swell farewell party! we said goodbye to everything, including the lining in my stomach." - garvey, from the film, born bad "That's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted." --margo channing, all about eve |
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Aug 16 2008, 06:30 AM
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 olha, que coisa mais linda..... Posts: 1,361 From: somewhere south....VERY south |
pussy want a cracker?
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Aug 13 2008, 11:01 PM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 580 From: Loss Angeles |
QUOTE(auralpoison @ Aug 9 2008, 03:01 PM)  Or worse, Liberace. Hey, there's nothing wrong with the sparkly one. He was always so gay.  BTW, puuuuuuuuuuuuuu-ssy. -------------------- I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing. -Mae West |
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Aug 10 2008, 12:40 AM
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olha, que coisa mais linda..... Posts: 1,361 From: somewhere south....VERY south |
bwhahahahahah! ap, too perfect!
culture, "like a hot twat on a piano" *winks at gt* |
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Aug 9 2008, 07:42 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 359 From: fair verona/canada |
Right, next thing you know you'll be giving it singing lessons.
-------------------- you cannot erase the reality of me
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Aug 9 2008, 05:01 PM
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 Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,931 From: Citizen of the world |
Or worse, Liberace.
-------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Aug 9 2008, 09:47 AM
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 (o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
Speaking of vagina bling, I was thinking of sprucing it up for the third time, my only concern is that it might start to look like a gaudy christmas tree.
-------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Aug 9 2008, 04:47 AM
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olha, que coisa mais linda..... Posts: 1,361 From: somewhere south....VERY south |
*please, mistress, i want to see tree's picture* did anyone *else* think about the significant of the "pocket book" at the beginning of the sheela video? you know, something that women carry with them and open them up to put stuff into? lmp, i want to EAT that. now. you are a goddess. polly, you are my hero. sheela AND kliban in your kitchen. *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* um, my pussy really DOES have bling. just not the permanent kind..... |
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Aug 9 2008, 01:52 AM
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new highs in personal lows daily! Posts: 4,307 From: wherever ink is put in skin... |
*thinks hard*
hmmmm.... i'm not sure what those things were made of, but i do know how they were used. let's just say in the light of today's events, you might almost say it was a tribute to the olympics.....almost. -------------------- "what a swell farewell party! we said goodbye to everything, including the lining in my stomach." - garvey, from the film, born bad "That's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted." --margo channing, all about eve |
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Aug 9 2008, 12:47 AM
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 Ambassador from the Republic of Cocktailland Posts: 835 From: greater Minnesota |
Yes, it is a great song
I've read "Cunt," and it was interesting, in a good way. Someday I intend to reread it. I actually like the word cunt, it's to the point and sounds like it could kick someone's ass. And...sausage patties? Geez, there are some sick fucks around here. I mean, the sweaters and the jazz hands with the parade float I can understand, hell, even the oxyclean guy but sausage patties? That is going too far. Unless it's vegetarian sausage patties, then it's okay. -------------------- All I know is that I don't know nothing.--Op Ivy
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Aug 8 2008, 11:21 PM
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Too many mutha uckas, Uckin' with my shi- Posts: 4,631 From: Chicago |
QUOTE(girltrouble @ Aug 8 2008, 09:48 PM) oh see-- now i'm going to have that pj harvey song in my head....not that i mind. It's a great song, gt! -------------------- You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird.
Life can be perfect. People can be trusted. Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own. Free from all the pain. Happy and having fun all the time. It never happened, did it? |
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Aug 8 2008, 09:48 PM
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new highs in personal lows daily! Posts: 4,307 From: wherever ink is put in skin... |
oh see-- now i'm going to have that pj harvey song in my head....not that i mind.
i am hypnotized by... vaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiina! tree, i hope you know, i am now traumatized by sausage patties and sweaters, thanks to your damn pic. -------------------- "what a swell farewell party! we said goodbye to everything, including the lining in my stomach." - garvey, from the film, born bad "That's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted." --margo channing, all about eve |
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Aug 8 2008, 08:51 PM
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 cryostat bitch Posts: 1,717 |
OMG I so want a Sheela. I dunno where I'd put her though.....have to think about that one!
Vagiiiiiiina!!!!! BTW, has anybody read the book "cunt"??? It's pretty good. A little bit "out there" in some respects (I ain't gonna let my menstrual blood drip on the floor-white carpet and all), but in a lot of ways it's pretty feminine-positive. My puss....could lead a nation....your puss needs flagellation! (am I making that line up or was that in the video??? I have a hard time hearing things that aren't closed captioned.....) -------------------- To block Steve's latest incarnation, Click Here.
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Aug 8 2008, 07:28 PM
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Too many mutha uckas, Uckin' with my shi- Posts: 4,631 From: Chicago |
I have Sheela in my kitchen!
 My friend can't remember her name and calls her Molly McSex 
-------------------- You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird.
Life can be perfect. People can be trusted. Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own. Free from all the pain. Happy and having fun all the time. It never happened, did it? |
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Aug 8 2008, 04:55 PM
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Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,931 From: Citizen of the world |
-------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Aug 8 2008, 03:16 PM
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(o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
penis penis penis.
Vagina vagina vagina. -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Aug 7 2008, 04:44 PM
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Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,931 From: Citizen of the world |
Soy el hombre de la vagina. Vagiiiiina.
-------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Aug 7 2008, 02:58 PM
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new highs in personal lows daily! Posts: 4,307 From: wherever ink is put in skin... |
trust me, anything your fevered imagination could come up with wouldn't be half as surreal, goofy, tuneful or action packed as what i saw.....
did i mention "jazz hands?" excuse me, i'm going to go put mouthwash up my nose to try and gargle my brainsis again... i just can't get the pic out of my head.... -------------------- "what a swell farewell party! we said goodbye to everything, including the lining in my stomach." - garvey, from the film, born bad "That's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted." --margo channing, all about eve |
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Aug 7 2008, 11:32 AM
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Ambassador from the Republic of Cocktailland Posts: 835 From: greater Minnesota |
I missed the pic too, and gt's description is causing all sorts of weird images to form in my mind.
-------------------- All I know is that I don't know nothing.--Op Ivy
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Aug 7 2008, 11:11 AM
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new highs in personal lows daily! Posts: 4,307 From: wherever ink is put in skin... |
oh it was more than just weird....my nightmares had my pretty pony-mares of their own.
let's just say there was a musical instument, flag waving, the oxyclean guy, a parade float and the blue angels were involved. if it wasn't a car wreck it was the closest thing to it. .....but on the plus side, it had a terriffic soundtrack. i've been humming that crazy tune all day! -------------------- "what a swell farewell party! we said goodbye to everything, including the lining in my stomach." - garvey, from the film, born bad "That's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted." --margo channing, all about eve |
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