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charlie31
post Mar 23 2013, 12:55 AM
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Wow. So good to know further news from this from. It is really helpful for others.


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toto5
post Mar 22 2013, 09:41 PM
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Why girls post pictures on FB

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toto5
post Mar 22 2013, 09:27 PM
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A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...


No, wait ... SORRY!

I'm thinking of beer.

It's beer that does all that.

Never mind
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toto5
post Mar 22 2013, 12:59 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsyE2rCW71o
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toto5
post Mar 20 2013, 05:44 PM
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I don't know who to attribute this to. Not me.



Mathematics:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there,
it's the Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
Now you know why some people are where they are!
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toto5
post Mar 20 2013, 12:48 PM
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Picture of Canadians rioting:

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toto5
post Mar 19 2013, 10:57 PM
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http://www.thelaw.net/minnesota-lawyer-dis...rvicing-client/
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toto5
post Mar 19 2013, 09:07 PM
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toto5
post Mar 18 2013, 08:43 PM
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http://www.dailydawdle.com/2012/04/27-amaz...watermelon.html
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toto5
post Mar 18 2013, 08:28 AM
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toto5
post Mar 17 2013, 11:28 PM
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http://somerandomcrap.com/index.php?option...8&Itemid=60
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post Mar 16 2013, 06:16 PM
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post Mar 16 2013, 09:05 AM
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toto5
post Mar 15 2013, 09:14 AM
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"Fed Chair Ben Bernanke and TreasSec Tim Geithner flew to Canada on a hunting trip.

They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week of hunting moose.

They managed to bag 6. When they met at the plane to return, the pilot said he could take only 4 moose.

The two officials objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours."

Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. The plane took off. However, while attempting to cross the mountains, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down.

Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, only Ben and Tim survived the crash.

After climbing out of the wreckage, Ben asked Tim, "Any idea where we are?"

Tim replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year."
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webshophoff
post Mar 14 2013, 04:01 AM
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Thanks for these videos. These are really useful for me.


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toto5
post Mar 13 2013, 06:09 AM
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toto5
post Mar 12 2013, 10:46 AM
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Food Spoilage Test

What to throw-out and what to save!

DAIRY PRODUCTS:
Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt.
Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese.
Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese.
Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can't get any more spoiled than it is already.
Cheddar cheese is spoiled when you think it is blue cheese but you realize you've never purchased that kind.

MAYONNAISE:
If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is spoiled.

FLOUR:
Flour is spoiled when it wiggles.

SALT:
It never spoils.

CEREAL:
It is generally a good rule of thumb that cereal should be discarded when it is two years or longer beyond the expiration date.

LETTUCE:
Bibb lettuce is spoiled when you can't get it off the bottom of the vegetable crisper without Comet.
Romaine lettuce is spoiled when it turns liquid.

CANNED GOODS:
Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball should be disposed of. Carefully.

CARROTS:
A carrot that you can tie a clove hitch in is not fresh.

RAISINS:
Raisins should not be harder than your teeth.

POTATOES:
Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy undergrowth.

CHIP DIP:
If you can take it out of its container and bounce it on the floor, it has gone bad.

EMPTY CONTAINERS:
Putting empty containers back into the refrigerator is an old trick, but it only works if you live with someone or have a maid.

UNMARKED ITEMS:
You know it is well beyond prime when you're tempted to discard the Tupperware along with the food.
Generally speaking, Tupperware containers should not burp when you open them.

GENERAL RULE OF THUMB:
Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a hamster. Keep a hamster in or nearby your refrigerator to gauge this.
;-)

C.J.V.
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toto5
post Mar 12 2013, 12:01 AM
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http://www.themondayfunnies.com/kk_s_03-11-2013/
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toto5
post Mar 9 2013, 06:16 PM
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toto5
post Mar 9 2013, 04:54 PM
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