[Owl_Gang_Girl]

My friend of 17 years annoys the shit out of me. We can have some great laughs together and we really did go through so much together in the past but we didn't talk for 4 years and when we got back friends she hadn't grown up at all. She embarrasses the hell out of me when she's around my other friends by having the common sense of a goldfish and talking SO MUCH crap. I love her but I bitch about her all the time. I'm a bad person!

[sexysandee]

I co-teach 9th grade English
My co-teacher uses a microphone...a la Janet Jackson or Brittney Spears.
It drives me insane, I hate it and I want to throw it on the floor and step on it.
The classroom is small and our largest class is 25 kids.... it's so dumb to me

[freckleface7]

I farted during yoga today

[loridk]

I'm a shitty wife. I have commitment issues. I haven't been able to decide if I really want to be married, since, like, we got married. I always think I'm missing out.

I also suck at cleaning and cooking. Actually, I'm an alright cook when I make myself do it. I also have zero money management skills. My husband hadles all of that but I think it makes him feel better.

I also think my husband and I are too different and I may be wasting my time.

I'm probably a selfish bitch.

[missladyj]

I too, love lolcats and am totally addicted to gofugyourself. I almost lost it over winter break and was anxious for them to start posting again.


I have no shame in making hubby take out the garbage ,take care of lawn, shovel all the snow and do most of the cooking. (I am absofuckinlutely spoiled)

I think that it is all about division of labor. Like I will do all the laundry but NOT iron. And the man has not scrubbed a toilet since we have been married. I take great pride in that fact.

[pinkpoodle]

Justin Timberlake is awesome, mouse!! No shame in likin' JT.

Confession: I get angry/jealous when people talk about their long-term romantic relationships, period. It seems so unattainable to me. Single here.

[pollystyrene]

Confession: I feel the same way you do, likeanyother. People outside probably don't see it, just think I'm whiny when I do complain. After nearly 7 years, I feel lonely a lot of the time. But he's still my best friend.

[likeanyother]

Confession: I sometimes get jealous/angry after reading the “How you know your guy is a good one” thread. My guy is a good one, overall. He is my partner, my equal, my lover, and that should be enough for me… it is, I suppose, since I’m still with him. But still, there’s nothing extra, there’s no romance, no I Love You’s, no ‘extra mile.’ And as much as that’s not a reason to break up with the man who is my best friend and whom I love so much, it hurts a little… So, I yearn, I envy those whose boyfriends make it so obvious that they’re ‘good ones’, I post confessions, and I go on…

[culturehandy]

Seeing people get stuck in traffic when they are rushing gives me a really sick pleasure. In fact it happened this morning, and I was way in front of the wanker because I was not in a rush.

[treehugger]

I'm surrounded by friends I love, a condo I love, financial security.....

and I want to run away and become a hermit in a cabin in the woods.

[tesao]

*giggling at mouse's post*

because i came in here to admit that i watched justin timberlake's HBO show at madison square garden on television and

i REALLY liked him!

*blush*

[mouse]

things i'm reluctant to admit i secretly like:

-lolcats

-justin timberlake

-what of montreal has turned into

[freckleface7]

I confess to being really shitty w/ money management- and I'm 36!
I totally confessed this to the mr in an email today telling him ' and you'd better-not-be-mad' bc part of my issue has been His Crappy System not working.

I am deeply ashamed that despite being this Strong Feminist, the mr & I still fall into sterotypical gender roles where he does the money/ cars/yardwork & I take care of the house & kid. it's not that he's not open to change, and I Do do everything when he is (often) gone, but despite it all, it's still where our stregnths seem to fall anyway. ( & oh yah, I hate yardwork!)

I have re-gained 3 of the 15 lbs I fought so hard to lose and must now lose that + the original 5 still left in the next 14 days if I am to make my 1st weight loss goal. don't think I'm gonna make it now.

[runningwestward]

While I know it's only 5lbs and the after christmas bloat and that I will get rid of it in a few weeks of training I am so super stressed and upset about it I'm having nightmares and it's all I can see and I am ashamed that at the end of november I was so sleek and toned and now all I can see is flab and none of my pants fit properly.

[mouse]

i have gotten really good at the fine art of disguised intentions, at least when it comes to my ex. i am awesome at sending texts that make him think that i am thinking of him fondly and would hang out if we could, when in fact i am really divining the chances of running into him so that i can precisely NOT do that.

[konphusion26]

Confession: I've been watching lots of porn lately (don't know why) and having naughty dreams about people that I know. LOL My husband doesn't know about this. And I feel very shitty about it, cuz i usually tell him everything.

[pinkpoodle]

Confession: I secretly like it when people get mauled by ferocious animals.

[snow white]

confession: i just sent in an application to donate my eggs because i need/want the money

and morganelizabeth, i have all those vices too

[freckleface7]

confession: I secretly hope that my obnoxious friend that came over the other day, stayed even as she was Falling Asleep, and wouldn't- leave, gets the same cold/flu combo that I have right now.
I warned her when she called that I thought I was coming down w/ something and it might not be good for her kids to be around me, but she steamrolled right over my objections bc she was pretty hellbent on it.
huh.
I very much hope this was a parting gift bc I finally agree w/ the mr & she is no-mas!

I also hope her husband gets it too, for all the rude (& laughable) comments on how much money my mr must make now; it's called Promotion & Hard Freakin' Work dumbass. I used to feel sorry for him but don't anymore. they deserve each other.

I am sick and crabby & hateful right now and don't care.

[erinjane]

Confession: Right now I feel kinda like Sarah Polley's character in the movie "Guinevere", without the love.