[amazing_bass]

I seriously don't see what the problem is. Different women are built differently, and I'm not saying there's anything wrong with any body type. Sure, I have my preferences for certain traits in the opposite sex (physical and otherwise), but doesn't everybody?

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Oh, and Jasmith, I do have thoughts and opinions about non-sexual topics. Maybe it just seems to you like all of my posts are in sexual topics because those are the only ones you read. Do a search for my name some time.

[summerbabe]

I'm going to vomit.

[amazing_bass]

My point was to share fashion tips from the perspective of someone who knows first-hand what a man would find attractive. Actually, since even a breast-man like me can appreciate a flat-chested woman, that should help you feel good about yourselves. Whatever, if you want to project your insecurities on what I said, I can't stop you.

Oh, and yes, I do have breasts. In fact, I purposely worked out and developed big muscles, most noteably my HUGE pectoral muscles. Now, I can squeeze them and say *HONK, HONK*! What fun! I hope that wasn't supposed to make me mad, because that kind of silliness is too goofy to be offensive.

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In fact, the girl in my high school who I found most attractive was flat-chested. Even for someone like me who likes big breasts, they are far from everything. In all seriousness, you really shouldn't worry about this that much.

[summerbabe]

Oh come on now, what kind of a response is that? I think we can all agree that no one refers to a guy's "mammary glands" as breasts!

Anyway, I think you're pretty ridiculous and also very rude for coming here and posting such nonsense. This isn't a place to come and be a drag and get other people down on themselves. We love ourselves, we love the way we look, and we love our boys who love the way we look! We don't need fashion tips from the guy who thinks he has breasts.

[amazing_bass]

"Uh, "female breasts" as opposed to what, non-female breasts? Alien breasts? Male breasts? Go back to the small penis/large ego support board, bonehead. If you haven't guessed already, WE HERE DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK! (rant concluded)"

Yes, males have underdeveloped mammary glands (breasts), so the distinction of 'female' breasts makes sense. You may not care what I think, but a lot of other men (especially those in my culture) have the same ideas of beauty that I have. Thus, you have a better chance of getting the guy you want if you listen to me.

By the way, it's cute that you singled out the 'ass' in my username, Ka(rat)egrrl. It really takes a mental giant to do something like that. I don't remember going to a "small penis/large ego support board", so I don't know about going 'back' there. I contributed the the "Does size matter" thread, if that's what you mean. Just because you're insecure about your flat chest doesn't mean you have to make up things to insult others, because that just YOU look bad. (rant concluded)

[karategrrl]

Hey ladies, just checking in. It's been awhile.

My 2 cents:
Amazing B(ass) said: "Actually, I think tight shirts are a bad idea for flat-chested women. Although I happen to prefer the look of large female breasts (as chauvinistic and shallow as that may sound)..."

Uh, "female breasts" as opposed to what, non-female breasts? Alien breasts? Male breasts? Go back to the small penis/large ego support board, bonehead. If you haven't guessed already, WE HERE DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK! (rant concluded)

Booksie, I love what you say about going sheer being like your version of going topless. Never quite thought of it that way!! Love it, love it!!

And as for the pencil test, I remember reading about that in a magazine when I was about 14 (and a 34A, just like I am now at 37). The pencil dropped to the floor right away. Since a "fold" under my boob was a totally foreign concept, I was left wondering if magic was supposed to be holding it up! ;)

[jasmith]

Word ginger!

[ginger_kitty]

Amazingbass you truly are an ass!! You might have noticed we small chested busties are proud as hell of our small boobies. We wear tight shrits without bras to flaunt our small wonders. I know most guys worry about being small and insufficient. But as hard as may be for you accept breasts are not like penises. I don't feel inadequate because I have small boobs. I feel hot as hell! And yes, omg! as shocking as it my sound some guys go crazy for us small chested girls.

[jasmith]

Hmmm..... amazing_ass, thou ART a troll...
No doubt about it now.
Heh, who would've thought he had an opinion about anything else, considering how he's always got his face in his crotch?

[cloverbee]

"lack of chest"? huh? well, maybe your post isn't exactly accentuating your lack of brain, amazing ass!

[tyger]

i think it's been determined that these threads are NOT for men to come and share their opinions of breastiness of ze ladeez.

now i'll slink out, as i most definetely don't have small breasts.

oh, but the pencil test. i remember tesao said that in brazil the pencil test wasn't to determine size, but sagginess. which made more sense to me, since i failed it until i hit a D

[herculesgirl]

Gosh, AB, SO sorry to disappoint you, especially since your opinion is really all that matters.


Dick.

[amazing_bass]

Actually, I think tight shirts are a bad idea for flat-chested women. Although I happen to prefer the look of large female breasts (as chauvinistic and shallow as that may sound), a flat-chested woman can still look very sexy to me if she dresses herself right.

A loose shirt is a flat (yes, that's flat, not fat) woman's friend, especially if she wears a bra. There's nothing worse than seeing the unsightly seams and lines of a brassiere that only call attention to the disappointing lack of a chest. This look prompts one to question what the purpose of the bra is in the first place. (These seams and lines look bad on a busty woman, too.) However, a shirt that doesn't hug the body (not necessarily really baggy, just not super tight) shows off the slim physique that you might work out and/or diet so hard to maintain without calling attention to the breasts.

Then again, this is just one man's opinion. In some other cultures, big breasts are symbols of motherhood and age, not sexuality. Thus, accentuating a flat chest may look good to some men. All I ask is that you consider what I have said, but dress however you think it looks best.

[moma]

Hey! I think there SHOULD be an "I flunked the pencil test" tshirt. and it should be super tight and show off hot little breasts. My boy has a silkscreening press.....I could easily make some on my day off next week! Would anyone be interested?

[cleo44]

i deffinately tried the test after reading those "angus, thongs, and full frontal snogging" books. i remember being like twelve and just POSITIVE my boobs were on their way, and then when i got to be 14, and then 16, now at 19...ive simply come to terms with it. haha even though my mom just had to have a breast reduction, not that im jealous of her or anything. haha eew.

[jasmith]

BAHAHAHAHAHA!! I've never heard of these pencil tests! Why in the world do women do these things? It forcefully reminds me of *men* comparing their goods.

[tatina]

I also think that nipples are great and look sexy - but only with small boobs, otherwise its simply an overload. And the dreaded pencil test... I read recently that it can be done on the butt too... :-o

[lux]

i never thought about my nipples that much, but a few years back a friend of mine gave me kind of shocked comments about them being so pointy. after that i've thought that it's sexy when they show a bit when i go out. a version of cleavage, i like that

[opheliathemuse]

hey booksie! How are you?? I remember you were going to do that. Welcome back! sorry everyone, back to topic.

Just to note: I am in the habit of buying things that let me wear them with no bras now. woo!

[jasmith]

Booskie, I read a book in elementary that sounded just like that - only in this book, girls were given state names based on the size of their jumblies.