[faerietails]

Re: celeb gossip ridiculousness

I actually had a dream last night that I was at some press junket and had to tell Tom Cruise that Katie had just gone into labor.

THAT's how sure I was that he'd turn the birth into some publicity stunt. That, my friends, is severe cerebral damage at its finest.

[raisingirl]

RH (BTW, whenever I see your name, I keep meaning to tell you I love it), I think I need to go far away and study Beowulf for an extended period of time in order to undo the cerebral damage brought about by this celebrity gossip ridiculousness.

[faerietails]

Britney. I say this in my friendliest, fan-liest way possible: I want to hurt you.

[ritahayworth]

oh I want so badly for her to leave Cletus, move away from her creepy mom, and just spend five years being a single mom, taking her kids to preschool and then running home to finish her community college homework, and normalizing, and then run into Justin one day at Coffee Bean and surprise him with the fact that she is finally a freakin' grown-up and then have them get back together when he breaks up with Cameron because she won't ever get married. She'll record her "thought you had me counted out, didn't y'all, bitches?" album, they'll get married and he'll adopt her kids, and they'll be one big happy family except every once in a blue moon when Sean Preston's not around, Justin won't be able to resist and will tease her by only answering "Popozao!" to everything she asks and she'll go from smiling to stone-faced in 1/18 of a second and mutter "that is NOT funny!" and he'll tease her until she admits okay, it is a little funny and then they'll go pick up Sean Preston and his sister and go on a picnic.

Why yes, I can actually feel my brain cells dying, since you ask. good god, what is the MATTER with me??!!! Why do I do this?????

[celimene]

Calm down now, lively. I'm not saying she is invalidating anything she claims about Charlie. What I'm implying is that it is not very smart to be seen in public kissing another man (a famous one at that) when your divorce hasn't even gone through and you have just made huge allegations. Any idiot would know better. I'm not saying Richards deserved to be treated the way she was, however, she's no rocket scientist, let's be honest. She married him AFTER the whole Heidi Fleiss scandal where he admitted to having been with prostitutes, so she obviously knew he was f'ed up in the sex department, plus he had a well-known drug addiction problem. And after her amazing performances in movies like Wild Things and 007, I think it's safe to say she's not exactly a genius.

[raisingirl]

OH GOD, SNAF................ you are shitting me. It was bad enough that she had to reproduce once with that -- what do you guys call him? Cletus?! Does she think it's gonna save their marriage? Gah. Puke.

Is the sex that good, Brit, that you lose all sense of judgment? Oh wait, you didn't have any to begin with. Silly me.

(Why do I care?!)

ETA: I don't need to be a psychic to know they are sure to split before this second baby is born. What a disaster. How typical.

[snafooey]

Us Weekly can't be wrong!

Btw, I heard somewhere that U.K. Scientology headquarters were originally in Surrey, England - I have no idea of that's true or not, though.

Tyger, I wasn't being that charitable. That article seems to imply that Suri is the Hebrew equivalent of, say, Bertha.

[dusty]

I'm afraid to see MI3, I know I would be totally rooting for the bad guy...

[greenbean]

Right now on gofug
This right here: "Philip Seymour Hoffman--the Man Who Beats the Shit Out of Tom Cruise" almost makes me want to see MI3. I said almost!

[livelyupurself]

Um, I don't see how her being tacky and making out with her supposed friend's former husband makes her allegations any less true or valid.

In fact, she could be selling her ass on the corner and it doesn't invalidate her experience with a drug/prostitute/deviant pornography/gambling addicted, abusive prick like Charlie Sheen.

Having been in an emotionally abusive relationship that also escalated in to physical violence at the end, I feel that my current sex life should not have any bearing on whether or not my truths should taken seriously.

I know that this is the celeb gossip thread and that we are supposed to be catty here. But her allegations and experiences are just as serious as any other persons, whether or not she is a celebrity and whether or not she chooses to be a tacky, man stealing, exhibitionist with poor judgement and bad taste.

[celimene]

The weirdest thing in the whole DN/CS scandal is that now she has hooked up with Richi Sambora! EWWWW! I never understood was Heather Lochlear saw in him, and I REALLY don't understand the whole "loqueer" hookup with David Spade. Why do these hot women hook up with these loser men? And I thought Heather was supposed to be friends with Denise? I guess not anymore. How does Denise expect to be taken seriously in her allegations when she's seen publicy making out with Sambora? Tacky.

[raisingirl]

HA HA HA! Oh boy. Thanks, Amilita.

No comment on High Fidelity, except WTF?!

CS is an asshat and good for DR for blowing his poorly-secured cover. The only thing I've ever liked him in was that scene from Ferris Bueller. How telling, you know? (His new-ish sitcom with Jon Cryer (Duckie!) sucks big hairy donkey balls.)

[lot49]

omg, amilita. That pic is priceless.

[amilita]

Keri Russell doing M.I. 3 press with crazy. The look is telling.

Got the picture from the Gilded Moose.

[atarrill]

Oh my god. Charlie Sheen is a total a-hole and probably world-class abuser. I never thought much of Denise, but it must have been so scary for her and it took a lot of courage to leave and know this story would come out because he has shown that he's dangerously volatile. Poor Denise and poor kids.

The f-bomb? Ok, yeah. But calling her the "n word"? Jebus. Total crackhead madman.

[emtee]

mandolyn, a friend emailed me that article. I'm disgusted. That's one of my all-time top five movies. I'm a huge theatre buff, but c'mon! Not everything translates well to stage.

[mandolyn]

'High Fidelity' Coming to Broadway

so.so.wrong.

[cloverbee]

are we surprised? I think Tom Cruise honestly thinks that he is the first person to ever become a father of a baby.

[snafooey]

It just gets weirder and weirder.

[greenbean]

I know the conversation has swayed from this, but I just read the Rolling Stone interveiw with Nick Lachey, and it was quite touching! Honestly, I have never seen Newlyweds and I have never even heard a song by Nick OR Jessica, and I only know their drama from gazing at the tabloid headlines when in line at the market. But, despite my disinterest in them, it made for an intriguing read, and I hope the nice boy finds a real wo-man for himself.

also, I didnt know she cheated on him with Adam from Mar00n 5! Thats nuts 'cause I used to know him back in the day. He used to date hippie chicks but I guess thats changed!