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Nov 27 2008, 11:15 AM
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![]() Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona |
Porcupine neddles. That could be like a super power or something, like, "Woman stops bank robbery with her own ass". Hehehe The skunk thing would just garauntee that noone would ever want to be around me, including myself.
-------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Nov 24 2008, 03:25 PM
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![]() (o)(o) ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
barry white.
Okay, would you rather have porcupine quills shoot from your ass when ever you get nervous or skunk smell shoot from your bum whenever you got nervous? -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Nov 24 2008, 03:17 PM
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![]() Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona |
Barry White or Franken berry, Scientologist (I grew up Evangelical *shudder*) and definatley crocs. I think this thread is soooo funny and awesome, btw. Why did you ladies let it die? More, please!
-------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Oct 18 2008, 09:54 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 331 From: Auckland, ANZ! |
Oh maude...BABS without a flinch! (That duet "GUILTY" with Barry Gibb, on a loop, all day Permanently in my mp3 player's top 20 rotation: "andwegotnothingtobeguil-ty-of..." If I could sing like any man, it would be Barry Gibb. Would you rather be sung to by a man who sounds like Barry Gibb, Barry White, or Frankenberry? -------------------- "If I help women to have babies when they can give them love and affection, [those babies] will not grow up to be rapists or murderers.
They will not build concentration camps." --Dr. Henry Morgentaler |
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Oct 18 2008, 09:04 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 214 |
evangelical, i guess. because it's more affordable in its histrionics.
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Oct 14 2008, 07:58 PM
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![]() (o)(o) ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
I'll go the the underwear route, at least when they get too rank you can take them off. winter is coming here and I don't want to be without good shoes.
Ummm, how about... Would you rather be an evangelical christian or uber enthusiastic scientologist (ala Tom Cruise)? -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Oct 11 2008, 05:53 PM
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![]() the moistiest ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1,700 From: here. in my head. |
uggs, because they're pretentious and i could be a dick. ("damn, that lady's a dick... oh, she's wearing uggs. we understand now.")
and underwear, as i have done both as of late, and i'd rather not have any more foot blisters. |
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Oct 11 2008, 03:34 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 331 From: Auckland, ANZ! |
Crocs. They're both ugly, and I'll bet Uggs are comfy, but I get sweaty feet. And I love my crocs. My only regret is that they aren't some outrageously bright colour.
Would you rather walk around all day in shoes that are too small, or underwear that is? -------------------- "If I help women to have babies when they can give them love and affection, [those babies] will not grow up to be rapists or murderers.
They will not build concentration camps." --Dr. Henry Morgentaler |
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Oct 11 2008, 10:17 AM
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![]() (o)(o) ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
Drowning.
Ooooh nezumi, that's a hard one! Ummm, ewwww, uhhhhhh, hot dogs I guess. I don't want to get sick of vodka. Would you rather have to wear crocs all the time or uggs all the time? -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Oct 10 2008, 08:44 PM
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![]() BUSTie ![]() ![]() Posts: 14 |
Drowning. Chances are, you wouldn't be able to breath well while on fire either, and that's what would make me dislike drowning so...I choose the cooler no-air death.
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Sep 30 2008, 07:05 PM
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![]() can i go to bed now? ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1,003 From: i'm the queen of far far away |
marge simpson has awesome hair.
i think i'd prefer to get chewed out by a fox newsperson. and i'd take the dragon, cuz, after all, i am a princess, and princesses get rescued from dragons, not from poisonous toads would you rather die by drowning or burning? -------------------- "give me life, give me pain, give me myself again" - tori amos
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Sep 30 2008, 07:56 AM
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![]() (o)(o) ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
Lois is from Family Guy.
Chewed out chewed out! I could never praise a fox anchor, ever. Unless it was the time that even the one anchor was disgusted with that baptist church and went balastic on a member. That is the one and only occassion I would praise a a fox anchor. Ummmm, would you rather be married to a poisonous toad or a fire breathing dragon? -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Sep 29 2008, 10:00 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 331 From: Auckland, ANZ! |
Woops: how'd that happen?
I don't know who Lois Griffin is, but Marge has great hair. Bjork's dress. The camp factor wins out. Get chewed out by a FOX News anchor or publically praise one? -------------------- "If I help women to have babies when they can give them love and affection, [those babies] will not grow up to be rapists or murderers.
They will not build concentration camps." --Dr. Henry Morgentaler |
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Sep 29 2008, 09:58 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 331 From: Auckland, ANZ! |
Bjork's dress. The camp factor wins out.
Get chewed out by a FOX News anchor or publically praise one? -------------------- "If I help women to have babies when they can give them love and affection, [those babies] will not grow up to be rapists or murderers.
They will not build concentration camps." --Dr. Henry Morgentaler |
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Sep 28 2008, 03:13 PM
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![]() (o)(o) ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
having been in both, I'd say that it is the former and not that latter. however, it would seem the former is karma for the latter.
Okay, would you rather be Marge Simpson or Lois Griffin? -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Sep 28 2008, 03:03 PM
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![]() new highs in personal lows daily! ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 4,307 From: wherever ink is put in skin... |
(((((culture))))) you're doing one, i'm doing the other, but neither is good, lemmie tell you. the knee jerk pick would be to be loved, but trust me, if you really care about the person deeply, that one isn't so swell either. not by a long shot.
-------------------- "what a swell farewell party! we said goodbye to everything, including the lining in my stomach." - garvey, from the film, born bad "That's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted." --margo channing, all about eve |
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Sep 28 2008, 02:48 PM
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![]() (o)(o) ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
okay, here's one that's shitty;
Love someone and not have them love you back or have someone love you and you not love them back. -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Sep 20 2008, 07:13 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 359 From: fair verona/canada |
Okay, Barbara Streisand, for sure.
Ear obviously and...yes, sweaty balls Homer I think - balls-less chin and cheerfully obliviousness help. -------------------- you cannot erase the reality of me
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Sep 19 2008, 10:30 PM
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![]() Hardcore BUSTie ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 1,009 From: Minneapolis |
Definitely Homer. He's not certifiably retarded and doesn't have balls for a chin.
-------------------- "After all those hours of concentrated effort, I come home pure as the driven snow." -Gidget
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Sep 17 2008, 07:46 PM
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![]() (o)(o) ![]() ![]() ![]() Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
balls!
Okay, would you rather be Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin? -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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