[dj-bizmonkey]

cob: people who pace me in their cars when i'm riding my bike. i am ALL the way over to the right, a-hole, there is no one coming in the other direction, you can easily get around me, so why the f don't you do it?!! not only does it make me pissed, it makes me nervous, how do i know you aren't going to plow into me at any moment. i also HATE when creepy-creepertons pace me in their cars while trying to check me out. i'm on a freakin' bike, what can you even see to check out in the first place?!!

[culturehandy]

People who chew on their cuticles in public really gross me out.

[damona]

i'm standing in the low-rise cob line too. i like jeans that come to just under my belly button, not ones that barely cover the pubic bone! i very rarely see people who look at all good in those super low rise things, and the younger girls just look ridiculous, like a parody of an adult hooker. my apologies to anyone here who likes and/or wears low-rise stuff, but i just do not see the charm, especially on kids.

[i_am_jan]

Because kids don't dress to look like little kids anymore. They dress to look like miniature hotties.

[culturehandy]

And why would a 12 year old need to show off their ass anyways???

[dj-bizmonkey]

i second the low-rise cob. low-rise jeans were invented to make ladies who have no booty appear to have one. for those of us already blessed with a callipygean figure, well, i'm lucky if those suckers can cover even half my crack. classy.

[culturehandy]

two words: Low rise.

I fucking hate low rise everything, I though we were out of this?? Not that I want a camel toe causing high rise, but seriously, I don't need my cooch hanging out. Contrary to waht 13 year olds think, if a man is only interested in you because of your hanging out snatch, then he's not the best of people.

[hellotampon]

cob: People on the backpacker forum I've been lurking in who take themselves way too seriously, and when anyone asks a question they get all huffy and lofty about it. Apparently anyone who backpacks for less than 3 months at a time is to be scoffed at. Like every 20-something is in a position to travel constantly on mommy and daddy's dime, and if traveling doesn't trump your job and your personal relationships then you shouldn't be doing it.

[pherber]

He, I recently "survived" one of those letters, that said I was going to die within three days, if I don't repost it.
I'm always tempted to tell those superstitious fucks, that it actually brings bad luck to repost chain letters, because all your friends will think you're an idiot.


Lounge cobs:
Fucking way too many idiot noobs, who flood the board with incomprehensible shit, that's completely out of context of anything that's been said before, I mean that thing's called REPLY button for a reason.

The LL that went fucking AWOL, after some people actually tried to give some input.
Cheers.

[crazyoldcatlady]

friends who send email fwd chain letters with totally incorrect, hyperbolic medical scare-stories

[starship]

weak ass forum admins who post sarcastic remarks when forum members don't snap to when they ask a question. look, if you were around here, and oh, actually were an active member, you'd know how to spell the name proper.
*stops biting the hand that feeds her for a second to lick her chops, then sinks in her teeth again, deeper*

oh, and thanks for taking your own sweet time to get rid of trolls, send passwords to members looking to post again. respect is earned here, like anywhere else. don't treat us like redheaded step children, and expect us to fawn.
oh and *sticks out her tounge*
PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!

Ha.

Ebayers who don't frickin' pay

[pollystyrene]

My thoughts exactly, GT...."We'd like to exploit you guys for our own marketing!....why isn't anyone replying?"

*Sigh*

Bad polly, bad!

[girltrouble]

weak ass forum admins who post sarcastic remarks when forum members don't snap to when they ask a question. look, if you were around here, and oh, actually were an active member, you'd know how to spell the name proper.


*stops biting the hand that feeds her for a second to lick her chops, then sinks in her teeth again, deeper*

oh, and thanks for taking your own sweet time to get rid of trolls, send passwords to members looking to post again. respect is earned here, like anywhere else. don't treat us like redheaded step children, and expect us to fawn.


oh and *sticks out her tounge*
PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT!

[culturehandy]

Commercials. I don't watch a whole of lot television, but when I do I have to contend with eight thousand commercials in a row.

[deschatsrouge]

My lame-ass dead end, summer job.

[dj-bizmonkey]

cockroaches the size of my palm. cockroaches that fly up into my face while i am biking down a busy street. cockroaches in my kitty's vomit. cockroaches on the floor of my favorite neighborhood chinese grocery. *shudders*

[konphusion26]

Rude maintenance people who come into your home with stank attitudes. If you don't like what you do, quit butt-head!

[culturehandy]

Women who like my male friends, but don't like me because I'm friends with them and they feel threated. Ohhhh buggar off, I'm not banging him!

[konphusion26]

Awful, unfit, verbally and emotionally abusive woman who claims to be a "mother", who calls their teenage daughter a bitch, tells her she HATES her, and wishes she'd just die. What kinda crap is that to say to a kid. I understand she gets in trouble but come on. That. is. unacceptable. and I hope you burn in hell for it. Selfish child support hungry tramp! You will reap what you sow.

[snarky7]

why.can't.people.follow.simple.fucking.directions. o.m.g. my COB is obvious today: I ask a simple request, take A and copy exactly to B. don't take Q and copy! My god people!