[ginger_kitty]

freckle, I agree, a bilingual pup sounds cool!

bettie, that's freaking awesome. You are like a poo renegade.

My confession is uber lame. But I watched some damn reality show about a tanning salon, and I feel guilty for wasting my time which such a mindless show.

Also, I keep telling one of my co-workers that I didn't get her friends requests on Myspace, when I have really just been denying them...because I don't see myself crossing that co-worker to friend border with her.

[anna k]

Freckleface, I read an essay once when a girl described being on vacation with a Chinese friend's family and their dog understand both English and Mandarin.

[missladyj]

freckle,
a bilingual pet is awesome. I sometimes speak to my cat in Hebrew.

[bettieblank]

I dont even live at home and he never comes over to my place, because i have thought about not de-iceing the driveway or leaving the floor wet, but he never goes anywhere lol. I am just going to have to wait until he drops dead from old age.

I noticed the lady down the street letting her dog use my yard as a toilet this morning. When i took my pup for a walk I picked up the foreign poo in a bag and dropped it on her front walk.

[Uilleann]

I confess: I loathe my mothers husband (not my father). I hate how he talks down to me and will refer to me as "girl" when he does so. I confess that i daydream about putting rat poison in the cheap boxed wine that he drinks everyday.

I feel the same about my step-father. He has a severe nut allergy, and I spent too many hours of my teenage life imagining how easy it would be to slip the residue from a can of peanuts into one of his cans of beer. Fortunately (for him and me), I moved away from home as soon as I was out of school.

[culturehandy]

Someone is whistling in the office right now and I want to go punch him. I hate whistling!

[toastybean]

If I'm exchanging e-mails or text messages with a man, and he has poor spelling, I find it a turn off

i couldn't agree more. this is a good one. my last boyfriend gave me a card with some flowers for some random occasion. on it he wrote some little poem in which he wrote "SPEACIL" (this word appeared twice) when he meant special


and freckle, why not teach the dog spanish? it will be the most cultured pup in the neighborhood

[freckleface7]

I am teaching my dog to respond to me bi-lingually, in english and in spanish.
I don't speak spanish, just a few words left over from when we lived in panama, and my girlchild & the mr think I have lost my mind, but my thinking is... why not?

[culturehandy]

Betty that reminds me of 9 to 5!

Confession: There is a guy who really wants to fuck me, and I'm letting him know that it's a possibility, but truthfully, it's not going to fucking happen. Ever. He's got no idea, I'm playing with his mind. It's the player playing the player.

[freckleface7]

bettieblank,
perhaps you need to read back in the archives to where I detailed my plans for the demise of my f-i-l?
it involved a slick floor surface and a Lot of old english spray polish- wax on- shine smoothe.

rat poison is traceable, but a slip/fall is really just a terrible accident!
(and yes, I still continue to do this whenever my in-laws come to visit, about the only time I polish my foyer like that, and while it hasn't worked yet, I am keeping the faith.)

I'm sorry your mother's husband makes you feel that way.

[bettieblank]

I confess: I loathe my mothers husband (not my father). I hate how he talks down to me and will refer to me as "girl" when he does so. I confess that i daydream about putting rat poison in the cheap boxed wine that he drinks everyday.

[bettieblank]

I confess: I loathe my mothers husband. I hate how he talks down to me and will refer to me as "girl" when he does so. I confess that i daydream about putting rat poison in the cheap boxed wine that he drinks everyday.

[freckleface7]

I confess:
now that they are gone again, I miss my parents horribly and always feel like a small child abandoned or orphaned when they leave.

I ridiculously am 1/2 waiting for them to have turned around and pull back into my driveway right now.

[bunnyb]

Going back a coupla months but, like yuefie and culture, I cannot help becoming emotional at Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. I've recently become addicted to the programme and it's the only thing I watch on TV other than Friends reruns (anything else is on dvd or downloaded). It restores my faith in the human soul - there are good, loving people out there - not the hosts or the producers but the families themselves and the community they live in who are so kind to the family.

[culturehandy]

I wonder if I'll ever have romantic feelings for someone again.

[doodlebug]

Confession: I've never seen anything like the light I see in his eyes, and I swear to god sometimes I can see his entire soul laid bare.

Confession: I become quite bereft whenever I start wondering if I'm wrong about the nature of the connection I'm feeling.

[missjoy]

I'm eating Chef Boyardee ravioli for lunch because I was too lazy to prep anything at home and I could buy it at the gas station. I didn't even used to eat this shit when I was little (when most people had chef boyardee). I think the peeps in line were *definately* judging me - I was too!

[lilacwine13]

I am not impressed by people with tuned exhaust, a body kit on their honda or a loud stereo system. I think it is a complete waste of money and it is obnoxious. You aren't being unique when just about everyone with a honda does this.

Agreed, culture.

Right now I can't hear or read the news without getting upset over events. It's gotten to the point where I can't even watch the Daily Show without getting depressed. I should take a break, but I feel guilty when I think about doing so because most people don't pay attention to what's going on in the world, and I am in a position where I can take the time to find out.

[culturehandy]

I am not impressed by people with tuned exhaust, a body kit on their honda or a loud stereo system. I think it is a complete waste of money and it is obnoxious. You aren't being unique when just about everyone with a honda does this.

[freckleface7]

I confess :

my inbred moronic neighbors are shooting off fireworks right now, close enough that I can hear the sppppppff whiz by my upstairs window;
I have the worst urge to go outside and let loose w/ my garden hose.

" .. what. I was just watering my grass. "