[culturehandy]

What is it with white boots? Unless you are doing a sexy nurse routine, they are not necessary.

[auralpoison]

I love Diablo Cody just as much as the nexct Bustie, but what the hell was she wearing on the Oscars tonight? It was like some weird chettah print garbage bag. And I swear it was so fluttery & weird in the front that it looked like we might see her Britney. I don't care if it was a Dior or not, the thing was total fug.

[konphusion26]

Oh man, saw this particularly large woman today with a multicolored silk top and some winter white leggings. BUT the top was too short and you could see every dimple in her butt through those tights. Oh gosh.... it was not attractive. Then she had on some flat shoes that were turning over on the sides and ashy/crusty feet. I tell ya... shameful cuz she thought she was cute.

[culturehandy]

Skinny jeans and high tops. I saw a girl wearing this and I wanted.to.vomit.

[missladyj]

I call men who rock skinny jeans sperm killers.

[mornington]

boys with skinny jeans that are too short. so you get a good inch of sock showing. why is that suddenly cool?

[i_am_jan]

I just wish I had the *nerve* that some of these people do to take those risks.

but there's got to be a calm balance between 'nerve' and 'taste' in play somewhere or something does go awry.

[thenewrussia]

Ok Black lipstick...or Dark brown..No No!

[llamas]

And clearly the adage you know what they say about men with big feet does not apply to skater boys.

*dabs tea off monitor and keyboard*

My hilarious male friend refers to guys' skinny jeans as 'emo cut jeans'. It's really kinda perfect.

[konphusion26]

Saw a chick today riding a bike with blue basketball shorts, gray leg warmers, an aqua tshirt, And some type of sweater. WOw.... she looked a mess. Her hair was all over the place like birds had been nesting in it. Sexy fashion statement! LOL

[bustygirl]

I helped put on a massive DIY craft fair yesterday: soooooo many fashion crimes, you would have thought we only advertised in star trek/ren faire/WB cartoon enthusiast conventions. Men with scraggly balding ponytails and middle management black Reeboks fighting for fashion cluelessness with Hot Topic Goth/Raver baggy bondage pantaloon wearing recent parolees. Then there were the women who equate artsy indie with tie-dyed broomstick skirts and bellydancing bracelets over dayglo Crocs.

Considering those things were never in fashion, you could almost excuse them. The overarch weedwhacker hairdo'd, t-shirt minidress, leggings, arm AND legwarmer wearing, jelly braceleted emo girl who was stomping around in mismatched high heeled chucks, though? Not so much, girl. You should know better. Pick one trend and stick with it. Also, one belt is plenty, especially seeing as you're not actually WEARING PANTS!

The 80's. Just when you thought it was safe to get dressed again.

[hellotampon]

this poor woman at work. she's really the sweetest thing ever. but holy christmas the mom jeans today were sooo high and soooo poofy in the crotch area. and her hair is parted severely down the the middle with grey scragly roots. she's a perfect candidate for 'what not to wear.'

That sounds like my boyfriend's mom... chest-high diaper jeans and hair parted down the middle. I saw her "dress up" once and she was wearing a sweater with a peasant skirt that came down to halfway between her knees and ankles, with white socks and ugly clogs. She's really pretty and in decent shape for her age too so it's like whaaaaaaaaaat? She works at a casino and has to wear a hideous uniform.

[culturehandy]

And clearly the adage you know what they say about men with big feet does not apply to skater boys.

[thenewrussia]

16 year old boys-Saggy skinny jeans-huge skateboard shoes...I hate it has anyone else noticed that the guys skinny jeans are waaaay skinnier than the girls skinny jeans?

[auralpoison]

A note on the marsupial people: My father was one. And yes, he wore it beneath his I'm-eight-months-pregnant belly. He wore it because he needed to carry a lot of stuff in his wallet & like George Costanza, it fucked with his back. When he got to where he was going, he held it under his arm much like I do with a handbag. His leaving the house battlecry was, "Has anybody seen my purse?!"

Sadly, that was the *least* of his CoF offenses.

[nickclick]

this poor woman at work. she's really the sweetest thing ever. but holy christmas the mom jeans today were sooo high and soooo poofy in the crotch area. and her hair is parted severely down the the middle with grey scragly roots. she's a perfect candidate for 'what not to wear.'

[bustygirl]

Whenever I see pants hanging half off ass, I always want to go and rip them off.

Or drop a penny in the ass bank.

[newo_ikkin]

nick: that's affirmative on the pot belly *cringe*

[mouse]

COF (admittedly at a seedy bowling alley/karaoke bar so i wasn't expecting glamour) last weekend:

middle-aged woman, frosted blonde hair and frosty pink'n'blue makeup.

long grey sweater, which came down to about the crease between the buttcheeks and thighs.

fishnets.

heels.


seriously, she was wearing a sweater and fishnets. NOT EVEN LEGGINGS.

[culturehandy]

i saw a cof today that made me immediately think I had to come and post about it.

Knee length brown skirt, not so bad, but wearing with knee high white boots with a brown heel (I've said it before, when there is snow on the ground, you're boots or pants or skirt, should now match the precipitation), a navy blue blouse and a black vest. It was horrifying. It was the boots, it was like a train wreck I could not look away they were so ugly.