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 Jan 7 2009, 12:20 PM
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Bird legs - I need my hands.
Would you rather constantly smell like you've just farted, or constantly be farting noisily (but with no smell)? -------------------- “Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.”
Morris Kline (mathematician, author) 1908-1992 |
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Jan 7 2009, 11:51 AM
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 (o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
tentacles for arms or birds legs for legs.
-------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Jan 5 2009, 12:35 PM
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No nose means freedom from colds. Yes please!
-------------------- “Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.”
Morris Kline (mathematician, author) 1908-1992 |
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Jan 5 2009, 11:00 AM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 205 |
QUOTE(culturehandy @ Jan 5 2009, 11:19 AM)  having had tendonitis in my ankle before, you can adapt, I'll take that. I bought some pretty rocking cute flats, too. No mouth or no nose? I guess I'd have to say no mouth... might be kinda fun to draw a different mouth on your face every day with a sharpie. *shrugs* |
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Jan 5 2009, 10:19 AM
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(o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
having had tendonitis in my ankle before, you can adapt, I'll take that. I bought some pretty rocking cute flats, too.
No mouth or no nose? -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Jan 5 2009, 07:21 AM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 721 From: Babylon |
Britney, no contest! If I had 'It's a small world' I'd kill anyone who rang the bell, and I need my postman alive to deliver Amazon parcels.
Would you have tendonitis and never be able to wear high heels, or develop an allergy and never be able to wear make-up? -------------------- “Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.”
Morris Kline (mathematician, author) 1908-1992 |
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Jan 3 2009, 02:07 PM
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(o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
I'm going to go with No Digestive system.
Okay, would you rather have It's a small world for your doorbell ringer, and people would always ring the doorbell, no way to get rid of it OR Oops I did it again by Brit same deal on door bell ringer? -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Dec 31 2008, 09:53 AM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 721 From: Babylon |
Small, I reckon - he could always wear a strap-on that was the perfect size!
If aliens abducted you and re-engineered your body, would you rather have your digestive system removed (so you couldn't eat or drink anything, but existed on air alone), or your reproductive system (so you couldn't have sex but would instead reproduce by budding  )?
-------------------- “Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.”
Morris Kline (mathematician, author) 1908-1992 |
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Dec 31 2008, 09:39 AM
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(o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
stunning during the day, I meet more people during the day.
Okay, would you rather be involved with a man who's dick was really large, I mean, you can't even fuck him, or painfully small (we're talking like 1 inch wonder). -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Dec 31 2008, 09:30 AM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 721 From: Babylon |
Assuming the fish scales would be all over my body, I'd choose hump so that my lovely cleavage would be preserved
(I'm feeling shallow and happy today).In the olde fairy tale style, would you rather be stunning during the day and a hideous hag at night or the other way around? -------------------- “Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.”
Morris Kline (mathematician, author) 1908-1992 |
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Dec 29 2008, 08:45 AM
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(o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
would you rather have a hump, like a camel, or fish scales. Both come without superpowers, so because you have fish scales, you can't swim like a sfish.
-------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Dec 24 2008, 12:09 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 721 From: Babylon |
Married. I want to have my yummy cake and gobble it all up!
-------------------- “Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.”
Morris Kline (mathematician, author) 1908-1992 |
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Dec 24 2008, 11:55 AM
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(o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
OKay, would you rather be the eternal "other woman" your partner has a wife, and you're his mistress, but he (or she) would never leave their spouse or would you rather be married and love your other person, but never be able to leave your spouse.
-------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Dec 23 2008, 02:30 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 359 From: fair verona/canada |
I don't smoke or drink much so no sacrifices here. Drinking I guess?
& Violet Beauregard. (then i would organize a rally outside the factory to liberate the oompa loompahs) -------------------- you cannot erase the reality of me
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Dec 23 2008, 01:00 PM
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With the new criteria, I'm still going to say no internet.
I think writer is the more respectable of the choices. I don't smoke, so that's an easy call. Violet Beauregard, for sure. She could get squeezed, but you can't squeeze an oompa loompa. -------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Dec 23 2008, 11:37 AM
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(o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
COCL, that is by far one of the most difficult ever. I honestly don't know.
Writer. Writing is a hard living. I don't drink, so I'll give up drinking. Hmmm, okay...would you rather be Blue like a blueberry ala Violet Beauregard or be an Oompa Loompa? -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Dec 23 2008, 11:21 AM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 721 From: Babylon |
Mostly forgotten writer - there's always the chance your books will be in vogue 100 years from now.
Would you rather give up drinking or take up smoking? -------------------- “Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.”
Morris Kline (mathematician, author) 1908-1992 |
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Dec 23 2008, 12:12 AM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 359 From: fair verona/canada |
Honestly, I had more of a life before the internet & I can find other ways to get things done, make money etc. No internet.
Famous rejects, flavours of the month & has-beens: would you rather be the has-been actor, the one hit singer, or the mostly forgotten writer? -------------------- you cannot erase the reality of me
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Dec 18 2008, 06:30 PM
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well, since it seems we need some parameters:
sex= anything beyond kissing, involving any gender. no masturbation (sex with self). no internet= you'd still have an income, but no internet, even for work. none. no matter what a n00b tells you, there is no internet in the champagne room. |
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Dec 18 2008, 12:11 PM
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Bleh. I make my living online, so I would have to crown someone 'Sugar Daddy' if I gave up the internet.
But if said person KNEW I had given up my job forever just for the horizontal polka, then he would definitely have some sort of psychological advantage over me. I'm thinking it would get thrown in my face a lot. The no-internet deal, that is. So, ummm...hmm. -------------------- Rain Blanken
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