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 Would You Rather, The Game Of Horrible, Aweful, No Good Choices |
 Dec 17 2008, 02:49 PM
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 Hardcore BUSTie  Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona  |
That's some pretty hardcore internet lovin' to consider giving up sex! I couldn't do it.
-------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Dec 16 2008, 09:32 PM
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 Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,932 From: Citizen of the world |
Wait. Exactly how are they defining "sex"? Are they talkin' strictly penetrative? Is it strictly male/female or can there be variations? Are they including foreplay & oral & such? What about masturbation? Anything barring toys? I need more information to decide!
I don't take my 'puter on vacation, about five days is my limit. I can go without sex for a LOOOOT longer than that. I can be a sexual camel & store it all up in my, ahem, hump! I was without the 'net all last week & nearly went starkers. I enjoyed some *new* male attention a few times & as soon as it was over? Everything I had wanted to look up that day flooded my mind. My lust for information is pretty high, maybe even higher than my lust for cock. -------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Dec 16 2008, 09:17 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona |
No internet.
-------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Dec 16 2008, 08:36 PM
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 the moistiest Posts: 1,700 From: here. in my head. |
there's this study floating around all those digg-type sites that talk about how 47% of women chose the internet over sex.
so, ladies: no internet for the rest of your life, or no sex? |
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Dec 11 2008, 01:09 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona |
Ooh, dry scalp because i'm having some gnarly dry winter skin issues now and it ain't fun. Fuck winter psoriasis! I wish I had three thumbs so I could give it three thumbs down!
-------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Dec 11 2008, 09:42 AM
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 (o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
Ooh brows or eye lashes, you could have a lot of fun with that.
I'll go with brows. Excess skin, at least surgery can solve that problem. Okay, here's one since it' so fucking cold here and my skin is going though hell. Would you rather feel like you constantly have sand paper rubbing against your skin, OR have dry scalp. -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Dec 9 2008, 03:12 AM
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Newbie Posts: 4 From: LA; UMGD |
I'll have to go with the brows. some people can actually pull off drawin their eyebrows in though.
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Dec 5 2008, 07:16 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona |
Oh, damn. That's worse than having a bald forehead AND bald eyelids. I'm sooooo affraid of surgery, but I'ma have to go with the saggy skin and surgery. I'm a horrible person.
-------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Dec 5 2008, 12:51 AM
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Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,932 From: Citizen of the world |
This is a toughie. A friend of mine's wife had alopecia. When we first met, I knew *something* was off about her physically. It took me five minutes to notice the total lack of body hair. She looked like an alien naked; all big bald head & no make up & all.
My gran came up during an era where thin brows were the thing, she plucked them dead. She drew them in. I'm gonna go with brows. Would you rather be MAD fat or have HUGE bags of skin that required plastic surgery after you got thin? -------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Dec 4 2008, 11:06 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona |
Would you rather have no eyelashes or no eyebrows and have to draw them on with a greasy eyeliner pencil?
-------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Dec 1 2008, 05:53 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona |
Fingers.
No sex for two years might make a me a little crazy and there's always wax, so I'ma go with the 'stache. I don't think I'd ever want to get used to dog fart smell, so I would take having bed gas, I think. My husband is bluntly honest and would leave the room if it were that bad. I would rather have Vishnu arms. They look pretty on statues. 8 legs is gross. -------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Dec 1 2008, 04:07 PM
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(o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
Nasal drip!
Six fingers, I oculd wear more rings. Might make wearing brass knuckles an issue, but oh well. Sex for two years, i don't think I'ld look becoming with facial hair. Dog fart smell, you'd get used to it. I wouldn't want to be queen farts a lot. Okay, would you rather have 8 arms (like Vishnu!) or 8 legs like an octopus? -------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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Nov 30 2008, 11:29 PM
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fingers! six toes might make it hard to wear pretty shoes.
would you rather fart like a dog and be unaware of it or always have the smell of dog fart in your nose. -------------------- "Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live."
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Nov 30 2008, 11:17 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona |
Okay, would you rather have six toes or six fingers?
-------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Nov 29 2008, 03:09 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona |
  I'll take the constant runny nose, thanks. Anal leakage?! Scary...
-------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Nov 29 2008, 01:03 AM
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 Ambassador from the Republic of Cocktailland Posts: 835 From: greater Minnesota |
Porcupine quills, since that would be kinda cool.
Eat roadkill *shudders at the thought of roaches* Not have sex for two years; I've done it before and am already battling a very, very faint mustache.  Okay, having to deal with a persistent nasal drip or occasional and unpredictable anal leakage? -------------------- All I know is that I don't know nothing.--Op Ivy
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Nov 28 2008, 06:49 PM
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BUSTie Posts: 77 From: USA |
QUOTE(ihateoly @ Nov 28 2008, 01:39 PM)  Would you rather have a mustache or not have sex for 2 years? Hand me the tweezers. That goes for unibrows (forehead 'staches) too. I'm vain; plus I figure two years of masturbation won't be so bad. Disclaimer: an answer from a virgin, aka someone who doesn't actually know what she's missing... When I was 14, I knew a female Christian minister with quite a 'stashe. I thought she must be very religious and chaste. For the longest time I assumed all lady pastors were like that. |
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Nov 28 2008, 06:37 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 359 From: fair verona/canada |
*shakes head* you guys are way too hard core for me.
-------------------- you cannot erase the reality of me
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Nov 28 2008, 01:39 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona |
Ugh. Roadkill. At least I could cook it or something. I think I'd starve to death if I had to try and eat cockroaches. Would you rather have a mustache or not have sex for 2 years?
-------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Nov 27 2008, 12:04 PM
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(o)(o) Posts: 11,350 From: Oh boobs |
Okay, would you rather have to eat roadkill every lunch for the rest of your life or hissing cockroaches?
-------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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