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 Jul 7 2006, 01:56 PM
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Ok. Can I just say that I was googling Joe Simpson to see if I could find that quote about Jessica going at it, and I found more disgusting stuff. Like, it makes me feel really uncomfortable!
Simpson sr, who doubles as Jessica's manager, handed the 24-year-old a promise ring and vowed to be the only man in her life until she married. He explains, "I'm going to tell you how beautiful you are every day. Even when you make a mistake, you are someone special. And I am going to be that person until the day you find a man to do that in my place." Jessica - who married NICK LACHEY in October 2002 - then promised she would remain a virgin. Joe adds, "What better gift to give her husband? Never touched by another man." Or this: "Her chest is ahead of her by about two or three feet. It gets there before she does." EWWWWWW...he gave her a promise ring?!?? WTF! |
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Jul 7 2006, 12:42 PM
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thanks, jules!
omigod, this should go into their best of collection: Fuglycat Dolls i don't know which one made me laugh loudest, "Christina Milian by way of Jennifer Beals circa Flashdance" or "Thank you, Undead Cat". hee. -------------------- "... what i want is what i've not got and what i need is all around me." |
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Jul 7 2006, 12:34 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 174 From: I'm a Columbustie! |
Mando, I found it--check your e-mail...
-------------------- I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.
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Jul 7 2006, 12:22 PM
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the hoff needs rehab, methinks.
cstars, thank you. i thought i was going nuts! -------------------- "... what i want is what i've not got and what i need is all around me." |
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Jul 7 2006, 12:10 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 174 From: I'm a Columbustie! |
Okay, dude is hanging on by a verrrrry thin thread:
http://www.nypost.com/gossip/pagesix/hoffin_off_pagesix_.htm And also, Rita? EW!! infinity!!! That is just...EW!! -------------------- I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.
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Jul 7 2006, 11:46 AM
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okay, this isn't new news at all but I heard it on the radio this morning...Joe Simpson, after Jessica's big 'losing it' wedding night, was crowing to reporters about how "she could go at it until she was blue in the face."
Point #1 - how the hell would he know?! Point #2 - ewwwwwwwwww! (wait, no, make that #1) Point #3 - Nick, thank god you got away from him. Point #4 - why do either J or A even speak to him? Point #5 - why does his wife not leave his creepy ass? Point #6 - did he have ANY parishoners left during his preacher days or did they all flee at the sight of their earring-wearing, daughter-leering crrreeeeeeeeepy minister?! Point #7 - has no one on the PR staff seen fit to tell him to tone it down on the ust-lay for the aughter-day. Universal taboo, people. Point #8 - Jessica's cool with dad talking about her sex life a) at all? and b) to the newspapers? Point #9 - ew. again. |
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Jul 7 2006, 11:35 AM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 179 From: Providence |
I can't find it either, Mandolyn. I tried to find the link for you. But I read it. It wasn't too interesting. It had something to do with his partner or something and how he's suing michael for not paying him on colaborations they both worked on. And the "frantic phonecalls" they spoke of, were messages Mike left on the partner's machine to prove they had a personal realtionship.
Boring. |
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Jul 7 2006, 11:12 AM
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not one hour ago, i caught a glimpse of an online news article, something about michael jackson and "frantic phonecalls". and now i can't find it on any of the newswires.
i know he no longer has the mighty financial power of a tom cruise. but i'm paranoid now anyway. -------------------- "... what i want is what i've not got and what i need is all around me." |
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Jul 7 2006, 09:11 AM
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There have been rumours of Zach Braff being a bit of a "player" for awhile now - it seems the success may have gone to his head. He reminds me of the guys I knew in high school, the ones who seemed pretty cool but then ended up dating the most vapid popular girls.
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Jul 7 2006, 07:40 AM
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whaaaaa? What happened to Zach and Mandy Moore - they were so cute cute cute together? Jessica Simpson? I refuse to believe my snuggle bear Zach would do such a thing....*runs off to gather more data*
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Jul 7 2006, 07:26 AM
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I don't know much about Social Distortion (I'll have to check them out), but Mike Ness looks hot to me. I hope you don't mind me admiring your man busty, but I completely understand at least the visual aspect of your hardon...LOL!
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Jul 7 2006, 07:08 AM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 2,561 From: bible belt baby |
Because, Pagan, it can be said that I carry a wee torch for the man. And by wee, I mean huge. And by torch, I mean hardon.
This might be why. That right there is why pretty boys will never be enough for me. |
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Jul 7 2006, 05:06 AM
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I adore Mike Ness!!!!! I saw Social D a few years ago in concert, which made me the happiest girl in the world. And he seemed like such an awesome guy live.
-------------------- -We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.
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Jul 6 2006, 11:56 PM
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zach braff and *sputter sputter* JESSICA FREAKING SIMPSON?????? say it ain't so, oh god say it ain't so.
-------------------- jam out with your clam out
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Jul 6 2006, 10:19 PM
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How did I know that you were responsible for the Mike Ness swing of this conversation?
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Jul 6 2006, 04:36 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 2,561 From: bible belt baby |
Speedy, that's Mike Ness, singer for Social Distortion, the band whose music has gotten me through many, many bad times.
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Jul 6 2006, 02:19 PM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 494 From: around the way |
Coulter respondend to the allegations in typical detract from your detractors fashion (though she doesn't deny it).
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Jul 6 2006, 01:55 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 119 From: northampton, massachusetts |
Busty, I thought your boy was Jesse James? That kinda looked like him, but I wasn't sure. He's definitely a keeper, though. If I liked boys, I think I'd want Eric Bana.
Sorry for derail. Back to thread. To which I'm adding nothing. |
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Jul 6 2006, 01:44 PM
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Heh! A few months ago my brother insisted that he and a dude at a starbucks had eye sex for a good thirty seconds. He didn't realize until another customer approached him for an autograph that his objet du desir was Giovanni Ribisi. I found his Saving Private Ryan character really appealing.
What?? Plagiarism in an Ann Coulter book? *fansself* Why, nevah! |
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Jul 6 2006, 01:04 PM
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phoenix. mmmmmm
the man makes me want to weep. |
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