[freckleface7]

Sorry, Freck, I'm slacking. Basically, the full nelson (Besides being a wrestling hold) is one of the nastiest sex positions ever, most commonly used for anal sex. The man is seated, the woman in is in his lap. Her knees are pulled up by her head & she's holding onto her ankles. The man's arms are wrapped around the backs of her knees & his hands clasped behind her head. In this position, the woman is basically forced to watch as a penis enters her body.

oh my.

quite the education for a sunday morning ! thanks for the explination AP, you really do rock.

GT: you may NOT purchase/offer to take off her hands etc etc, any of Stargazer's father's albums!
I KNOW you were salivating at the thought as soon as you read her words & the image bubble-popped over your head as you pictured yourself recieving boxes of them w/ such glee but no No NO!
remember how you just said you were going to start transferring things to minimize??
this is for your own good sister.

zoya: what's wrong w/ some innocent flirting? and then who knows, maybe the next time you're back there, you can ring him up.

(((bunny))) just 'cause

[bunnyb]

I think I may have possibly woke up on the wrong side of bed today.

[zoya]

confession - I gave some guy my number last night, and did a little bit of sassy texting with him - but if I hadn't had some liquor in me and decided to play up on him chatting me up to demonstrate to my friends that the young ones love me and they always come at me, that I never pursue them first, I'd probably not have even interacted with him that much. He's kinda cute, but I'm just in town visiting, I'm leaving on thursday, and I can't be bothered making the effort to meet up with him. What's the point?

[stargazer]

omg... star... you are hurting my brains. i have soooo many cds and goddamn cassette tapes you wouldn't believe. i listen to them maybe once a year. i'm too lazy to transfer them digitally (even though i have the equipment... ich. if you do it i might have to too.

oh, i'm gettin' rid of the albums. i took 'em off my dad's hands when i was 19. they sat downstairs since then. no need in keeping them. in may, i'll be hustling selling these babies off as well as my cds.

[girltrouble]

[color=#ff0066]confession: re: full nelson: i am now scared for life.

confession: it really doesn't matter two shits how much liquor you've downed. skating home wearing a skirt in 34 degree weather is a stupid, stupid, stupid idea, and you will be cold for your stupidity.

confession: it weirds me out when women pull me aside at a party to tell me i look cute or beautiful. do they mean cute for a tranny? or just in general? argh.

[auralpoison]

Sorry, Freck, I'm slacking. Basically, the full nelson (Besides being a wrestling hold) is one of the nastiest sex positions ever, most commonly used for anal sex. The man is seated, the woman in is in his lap. Her knees are pulled up by her head & she's holding onto her ankles. The man's arms are wrapped around the backs of her knees & his hands clasped behind her head. In this position, the woman is basically forced to watch as a penis enters her body.

[stargazer]

(((rudder)))

confession: i think i've lived with some sort of body dysmorphic disorder growing up. i really believed i was really hideous looking or that my skin was atrocious. that's before my disfiguring acne where i looked as attractive as the elephant man. i look at old pictures today and i think, "um, i wasn't so bad." then i think, "damn, i really do have problems with how i perceive myself."

[sybarite]

Confession: I am hogging all the green&black mini easter eggs that arrived at our office this morning instead of leaving some for my boss.

[solaria]

Confession: I am absolutely, morbidly obsessed with what is happening in the world economy right now and don't understand how the government borrowing and printing money to spend more money to fix the economy will fix the problems of having borrowed and spent too much money on credit. To me, it's like going to the bank to borrow more money so that I can spend more money to pay off my student loans. I have no idea how this makes sense.

Bigger Confession: I occasionally rant about this. And feel bad that I am so obsessed when I am seeing it affect my clients and community already (and my partner's and dad's work), and yet the worst is still to come.

yeah um this is crazy sh*t. i think it's a major scam. like, let's just give all the money to the banks. hmmm... neo colonialism anyone?

Confession: I 'm a bit of a conspiracy theorist.

[freckleface7]

I actually already knew that one!
but I don't know if that's good or bad?

now as to the 1/2 nelson.. is it more than a wrestling hold?

[culturehandy]

syb, it's in reference to rimming whilst a partner is masturbating.

Urban dictionary has some, uhhh, interesting definitions. I rather like it. Urban Dictionary that is. I shall save my experiences with rimming for the sex thread.

[sybarite]

Re. treehugger's reference... *crickets* No idea.

I am so vanilla. I never would have thought at 20 I would turn out so vanilla.

[treehugger]

It was a reference to "tossing salad".

[auralpoison]

Hey, I had to explain what a "full nelson" was to somebody a week or so ago.

Confession: I get off on having more perv knowledge than most. I'm pretty fuckin' vanilla, but um, I do a lot of "research".

[girltrouble]

ok, me too, i'll admit it!

[freckleface7]

confession: I wanna know (in detail) just what specifically Tree had to explain.

confession: I admit to sometimes living semi-vicariously through the different lives of busties here.. the perspectives are so totally different from my own world & I feel so.. educated sometimes by it.

[girltrouble]

lol..... even though i know i'm kinky, most times i still think i'm pretty vanilla (more accurately pretty boring), i've just tried a lot of stuff.

how funny that you had to explain some porn. that's a riot. they must have looked at you funny...you PERV!

[treehugger]

confession: I just found out today that I am more sexually experienced than any of my male work partners. I had to explain some porn to them. And I think I'm fairly vanilla.

confession: They SO couldn't handle me. Even if I think I am vanilla, I am much more deviant than any of them!

[girltrouble]

omg... star... you are hurting my brains. i have soooo many cds and goddamn cassette tapes you wouldn't believe. i listen to them maybe once a year. i'm too lazy to transfer them digitally (even though i have the equipment... ich. if you do it i might have to too.


ooch. but a friend of mine sold all of her records 2 years ago. she had rare punk rock stuff that you never hear, like rare scritti politti political brilliance-- that rare. she's regretted it since. god... well, if you do star i will pledge to get rid of all but my favorite 25 cds and 25 (or less) of my favorite tapes , and to transfer them digitally by the end of the year and throw them out then.

[pollystyrene]

Can we come over with the MacBook and copy stuff before you get rid of it, star? I think you, us, humanist and prophecy need to get together and do a music swap!