[culturehandy]

People who try and tell me how to do my job.

People who go around acting like a supervisor when they aren't, nor have they been allocated to be acting supervisor.

[candycane_girl]

The people in a big crowded mall who seem to walk right up in my space and then cough or sneeze, mere inches from my face!! Um, ew!! That is disgusting and yeah it's crowded but it's not that crowded. Stop coughing in my space bubble!

[raisingirl]

I WANT MY WEEKENDS BACK!

I fucking hate my new schedule.

I miss having a life.

[bustygirl]

Grrrrr......

I'm a small business. That means the things I buy to run the business and make the things I need to stay in business are exempt from sales tax. Why? So I don't pay TWICE--once when I buy the supplies and secondly when I sell the completed items to someone else.

In other words, you dried-up bitter old bead store nazi, you don't get to arbitrarily decide I can't have tax exempt status because something is on sale. That's all handled by the state, get it? That's why they call it STATE sales tax. Your company's prices have nothing to do with it, a sales tax exemption isn't a store discount, dipshit.

And you bet your wrinkled ass the state revenue board will be checking you out after I make a few phone calls on monday. If this is the way you've been doing it for seven years, they may want to take a look at your files a little closer than they have been.

Don't fuck with me, it's not my first time at the rodeo.

[missladyj]

People who ask you for something

You give them what they want

They can't be bothered to say thank you!
Hey ,fuck you next time figure that shit out on your own



When you hold a door open for someone and they don't say thank you

Hey you're welcome asshole!


I may have potty mouth but I do have some manners!

[culturehandy]

People who tell me how to do my job.

Male privilage.

Loud gum chewers. It's gum not cud.

[bustygirl]

Interesting that a person who doesn't have to face either genital multilation in africa or the everyday sexism here should decide for you how to feel.

Male privilege much?

[jsmith]

A lot of things make my blood boil, but I discovered one today that's a real doozie.
Okay, I have some legitimate complaints about this society, and I was talking about them today to this guy. One thing I mentioned was how women tend to get treated in a sub-human manner in many parts of this society. He started talking about genital mutilation in Africa and how that is subhuman treatment, and I take for granted everything that I've got here.
Okay jackass, I KNOW what genital mutilation is, and it sure as hell is a big problem, but you know what??? That doesn't make the shit that goes on here OKAY. And don't fuckin tell me that I'm taking things for granted. You barely know me, you don't know what goes on in my head, what I appreciate and what I don't appreciate.
There are big problems in other parts in the world, but that doesn't mean I should be complacent and accept the shit that goes on in THIS part of the world. Fucker.
Okay, so pretty much anyone who tells me that I'm taking things for granted because I'm pointing out what's wrong with society is going to get their ass chewed on.

[anna k]

People who stand really close behind you in lines. Give me my fucking space! If I wanted you to ride my ass in the express checkout I'd tell you! The worst is in line ups at the bank! I have had people do this, and fuck off. Seriously.

Yes! I live in NYC, and I really hate this. I hate feeling like someone's breathing on me, waiting for me to move an inch so they can jump in my spot, or hearing them make sniffling noses and sucking their snot up their nose. I hate being that close to people, it makes me tense and irritable.

[culturehandy]

tailgaters make me insane with anger.

People who open the door only wide enough so they can get through. I'm not asking you to hold the door open for me, but come on!

People who stand really close behind you in lines. Give me my fucking space! If I wanted you to ride my ass in the express checkout I'd tell you! The worst is in line ups at the bank! I have had people do this, and fuck off. Seriously.

People who do personal banking at drive through ATM's.

[llamas]

Sesame, I completely agree! They need to pick one or the other (DST or standard, I mean) and go with it...I hate having my internal clock screwed up for a month twice a year.

[crazyoldcatlady]

blu-ray.

i don't fucking care if i can see the actor's stray nose hairs because the definition is that good.

and for that matter, fuck HDTV. i have fucking rabbit ears, and all three of my channels have fuzzy reception anyway. if i don't care enough to get cable, i sure as hell don't care about definition.

[sesame]

Daylight saving time. Christ on a cracker, it just irks the hell out of me. I know, I know...better use of daylight, blah...energy savings, blah, blah...better for businesses, blah, blah, blah. Even with all of the justification in the world, I continue to find it annoying. The earth revolves around the sun, people. Let's just go with it.

(I get ridiculously cranky about this twice a year. One would think I'd have learned to deal with it by now.)

[anna k]

I hate jaywalkers too trying to beat the cars and zip across or standing too close to me or right in front of me. One guy nearly got hit by a car and I wanted him to get hit.

[ginger_kitty]

People who walk in the street instead of using the sidewalk. Why when there is a perfectly safe/clean sidwalk would anyone choose to walk close to cars zooming by or block traffic? That annoys the hell out me.

[culturehandy]

Pornbot's posting threads about peole pissing on each other.

People who don't use turn signals! Really, how hard is it to flick a piece of plastic up or down, it takes a nano second! In this city people are the worst for it.

[doodlebug]

Ew! Who would floss in front of other people? Who would stand around and floss in front of other people, I mean, perhaps leaving aside your partner or closest family members, IF you have to share the only bathoom in the morning? For that matter, who would floss anywhere but in private, with all those little bits of chewed up food being flung from one's mouth out into the universe? Keep it to yourselves, people!!

Just...eww.

Today's cob is a continuation of all the cold-related cobs in the world. Today's cob is about nose-blowing. It's about feeling like you've been nose-blowing forever, where at some point, you wind up going through a fresh tissue every five minutes, to no avail, because your nose fills up immediately after you blow it, and you start to wonder if surgical drainage tubing is the only answer. But THEN - this is the real cob - THEN it reaches the point where you are OVERblown, for lack of a better word. That special place you reach when you blow your nose and one of your ears plugs up. Oh sure, the plugging is only temporary, but still, WTF? And it keeps happening, over and over again, left ear, right ear, sometimes both ears, till you're scared to blow your nose, lest you burst an eardrum!

I hate that.

[culturehandy]

The sound of dental floss. I hate it when people stand around a use it, and the sound of dental floss flicking in and out of teeth, not cool.

People who spit their finger nails out. irritating.

People who talk about sports teams losses, and use "we" and don't play for the team. Like "we" could have done better. No, you aren't a part of the team, therefore you couldn't have actually lost the game, dumbass.

Loud chewing, revolting.

Loud breathing, unless you have a cold or some sort of respiratory disorder, there is no need for loud breathing. Ugh.

Pugs, that is wild about the orgasm!

[LoveMyPugs]

Speaking of sneezing...

When I was in 7th grade a girl asked what an orgasm feels like in our sex education class. The teacher couldn't come up with a good answer so she asked the student to go the classroom next-door and ask that teacher to come over to our classroom for a minute. When the second teacher got there she had the girl repeat the question and everyone looked at the second teacher for an appropriate response. The second teacher thought about it again for a few minutes and said, "It feels like a big sneeze."



Um...yeah...I went to Catholic school by the way.

[anna k]

There is this woman who shops where I work and she walks around the store screaming on her cell phone. They can probably hear you without the phone!

I heard a girl in the diner today talking loudly on her phone to her friend about the Oscars: "I just watched the red carpet stuff and then I was like, so tired . . . Cameron Diaz looked sooo pretty . . . . Reese Witherspoon looked really good . . ."

People spitting on the street, making loogie sounds. It's disgusting.