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 Get your mind out of the gutter: The Inadvertent Inappropriateness Thread |
 Sep 8 2008, 05:17 PM
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uh huh.  Posts: 1,818 From: the world.  |
kitten & lilac, we can all go down in flames together, because I saw the same thing.
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Sep 8 2008, 03:12 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 319 |
sorry kitten, not seeing it.
When I was working in a call centre, I called a person with the name Siwaporn Parkbongkoch. That's right, PORN and BONG and COCK (koch) all in one name. I almost fell off my chair. Every time I go to the states and I see "fish taco" on a menu I giggle. That's dirty slang for vulva amongst me and my pals. I was telling this to some people I was hanging with down there but as soon as I said "fish taco" one girl goes "OMG! I LOVE FISH TACOS! The ones here are really good!" I had to recover from laughing hysterically before I could continue with the story. |
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Sep 8 2008, 03:05 PM
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 Ambassador from the Republic of Cocktailland Posts: 835 From: greater Minnesota |
I'm going to hell with you, kittenb, because yeah, those do look dirty.
-------------------- All I know is that I don't know nothing.--Op Ivy
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Sep 8 2008, 02:33 PM
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 There is nothing ironic about Show Choir! Posts: 3,261 From: Chicago |
I was curious about the idea of purity rings and how virginty is being marketed for ca$h and profit.
Check these out. Anybody else look at thoes and see something really dirty or am I just totally going to hell? Seriously, if it had been a Rhorshack test, I would have failed. -------------------- In times of destruction, create something.
MHK |
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Jun 9 2008, 12:13 AM
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 Most Likely Procrastinating Posts: 2,534 From: shangri-l.a. |
i call hoax on that one. but the roleplay whip is pretty funny.
-------------------- jam out with your clam out
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Jun 8 2008, 05:22 PM
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 BUSTie Posts: 46 From: Split |
 Not sure this was posted before... 
-------------------- Mind is a razorblade...
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Jun 8 2008, 11:11 AM
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There is nothing ironic about Show Choir! Posts: 3,261 From: Chicago |
Are my boyfriend and I twisted or does this:
 make everyone giggle? Here is the actual whip:  Try Me! -------------------- In times of destruction, create something.
MHK |
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Jan 29 2008, 10:41 PM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 1,281 From: I'm back to life in California |
AP... that's good.
-------------------- You will travel through the valley of rejection.
You will reside in the land of morning mists. And you will find your home. Though it will not be to where you left it. |
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Jan 29 2008, 01:26 PM
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 Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,931 From: Citizen of the world |
There is a television programme called "Unique Whips". It gives me a dirty giggle even though it's about pimped rides.
In the car with my uncle & grandfather on a longish roadtrip, "Do you want to borrow my vibrator?" My grandad has a massage pillow with heat for his neck/back on long drives, he was offering it up to my uncle. I dug my fingernails into my thigh to keep from laughing. -------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Jan 26 2008, 09:24 PM
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 Creating demon-radical feminist hybrids since 1974 Posts: 690 From: Savoir Faire is Everywhere! |
Courtesy of Google Ads:
"Buy Angie Bowie's Bisexuality at Amazon.co.uk" It took me a minute to realize she'd written a book.... -------------------- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!
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Dec 17 2007, 09:36 PM
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BUSTie Posts: 23 From: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia |
i wish i had a photo! unfortunately ( it was on the way to this training centre we went to for school) everytime we passed it we took the pic too late or too early or whatever.. damn camera phones....
Anyway, another company i just remembered is called Viagra fencing, their moto? "We'll get it up!" or "we'll erect it!", i can't remember the exact wording, but it was good 
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Dec 17 2007, 08:12 PM
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Most Likely Procrastinating Posts: 2,534 From: shangri-l.a. |
ha! awesome. i also like when building sites say things like "another fine erection by blah blah, inc."
some new friends i have just met refer to a jacuzzi as "cooze". which is my favorite euphemism for ladybits. i CANNOT deal with it when dude says "yeah, after i worked out at the gym i had an awesome cooze". -------------------- jam out with your clam out
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Dec 17 2007, 02:28 PM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 309 From: Columbus, OH |
That's awesome.
And it reminds me...several years ago, I saw a banner on a worksite fence that read, "Dick Construction Company / Hard at work". Incidentally, Dick Construction is still around, but I've never seen that particular wording again.
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Dec 17 2007, 09:06 AM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 2,134 From: jersey |
drums, pleeeese post a photo. that's too funny.
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Dec 16 2007, 10:59 PM
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BUSTie Posts: 23 From: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia |
A bit out of town from me, there's a construction company called Active Erections...
i kid you not. Ther logo is also incredibly...ballsy.
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Nov 21 2007, 03:49 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 309 From: Columbus, OH |
A real sign found in downtown Columbus right now: "Gay St. changes to two-way Nov. 7".
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Oct 9 2007, 10:37 AM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 2,134 From: jersey |
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Oct 9 2007, 07:52 AM
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 BUSTie Posts: 64 From: Evil Slutopia |
I was reading a design blog, and I saw a picture of this Christmas tree and it just looks really phallic to me. It's a Christmas tree. I'm going to hell.
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Oct 6 2007, 05:02 AM
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uh huh. Posts: 1,818 From: the world. |
watching the finale of "Top Chef" the judges are speaking to the three finalists - Dale, Casey, and Hung.
the judges address all of them, asking about their dishes - when they get to Hung, the first thing they say is "Well, Hung..." nice one. |
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Oct 5 2007, 03:57 PM
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 Lip Balm Aficionado Posts: 1,232 From: East of Sunny San Diego |
I walked in the room where someone was watching Rachel Ray's 30 Minute Meals and heard "The nose knows when the nuts are done".
-------------------- ~I'm so tired of being tired As sure as night will follow day Most things I worry about Never happen anyway~ |
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