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 Sep 18 2006, 10:04 PM
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 I know it's only rock 'n' roll. But I like it.  Posts: 7,808 From: a riverbank in BC, Canada  |
QUOTE(auralpoison @ Sep 18 2006, 05:03 PM)  Eddie Izzard I want to take lingerie shopping & shag 'til his mascara runs. Jesus, yes. *laughs uncontrollably, then drifts off to imagine a similar scenario involving self and Eddie* QUOTE(pinkpoodle @ Sep 18 2006, 07:29 PM) So it's the gender ambiguity that turns you on? I can see that. Dunno, poods....it's part of the package, but it's not the whole package, that's for sure. And his femininity isn't campy, either, which is also part of the appeal - it's real, not put on or exaggerated. But it's more the smart and funny thing, which is a sure way to seduce a Sagittarian like me.  And he's also funny in a way that's not mean, which is very appealling, and he's honest and open and just seems to think differently, in a really cool way. What can I say, it really is the whole package. I just never saw Johnny Depp in "that" way. And that's even though I've always had a soft spot for him, since they filmed 21 Jump Street in Vancouver, and my BFF of the time was always wanting to stalk the set. He just doesn't do it for me. I think he's just too....small. Physically. Which probably isn't fair, 'cause le Izz is only about 5'8", but there it is. -------------------- Check out my band's new demo online! You can DL my original....and please fan up if ya like it!
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Sep 18 2006, 08:12 PM
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 Nobody puts poodle in a corner Posts: 3,005 From: Land O' Lakes |
"Lounge Izzard" Bwahaha!!! You gotta work that into the thread title. I think you guys should totally start a thread. I'll still be over in the Depp thread, but I fully support bustie crushes of all kinds!!
 So it's the gender ambiguity that turns you on? I can see that. I think that might be part of the reason why so many women find Johnny Depp hot. Obviously, it's not to the same extent, but Depp does have more "femininity" to him than, say, Brad Pitt. He looks really great with eyeliner and there's something really hot about the way he runs like a girl in Pirates. -------------------- "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy
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Sep 18 2006, 05:46 PM
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 Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,931 From: Citizen of the world |
I wonder whose French is better... Depp or Izzard. Personally, I'd like to hang out with Johnny. Drink some wine, have him roll me a smoke, & just chill. Eddie Izzard I want to take lingerie shopping & shag 'til his mascara runs.
-------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Sep 18 2006, 03:42 PM
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I know it's only rock 'n' roll. But I like it. Posts: 7,808 From: a riverbank in BC, Canada |
Hmmm...sixel, that's an extremely good point. Izzard is like the Lounge mascot, really, when you think about it. The Lounge Izzard.
 BTW, can anyone remind me which issue of BUST that Izzard interview was in? I'm going to rescue it before the Centre closes and gives away the library.... poodle, see, I feel the same why - I don't understand how Depp is even anywhere near Izzard's level. I do lust after Eddie's naked body, in fact, and I also find him SEXIE. Funny, crazy, geniuses are HOTT, especially if they are Aquarian transvestites. -------------------- Check out my band's new demo online! You can DL my original....and please fan up if ya like it!
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Sep 18 2006, 12:35 PM
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Nobody puts poodle in a corner Posts: 3,005 From: Land O' Lakes |
Sassygirl, one of my best friends is totally in love with Ed Norton. I can kinda see it...but I dunno.
DOODLE!!! HOW CAN YOU EQUATE IZZARD WITH DEPP IN TERMS OF HOTNESS?!!! Okay, forgive me, but I'm not understanding the Izzard thing. Let me clarify--I can't understand the desire to screw him. Is it just that you find him sexy or do you actually lust after his naked body? I guess I need to see more Izzard stuff, because I seem to be a little out of the loop. -------------------- "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy
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Sep 17 2006, 11:11 PM
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 Creating demon-radical feminist hybrids since 1974 Posts: 690 From: Savoir Faire is Everywhere! |
Oh doodle! I have thought about starting an Izzard thread many times, but realised I liked having him pop up in conversations all over the board, instead of being mainly restricted to one thread!!! Izzard is omnipotent!
And not only should he let me screw him, he should lend me those leather pants he wore in Circle. I would totally let him borrow my sexiest bra in exchange.... eta: I've just realized I have exactly the same haircut that he has in the Sexie DVD.... -------------------- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?!
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Sep 17 2006, 08:50 PM
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 Lip Balm Aficionado Posts: 1,232 From: East of Sunny San Diego |
Adrian Grenier.
-------------------- ~I'm so tired of being tired As sure as night will follow day Most things I worry about Never happen anyway~ |
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Sep 17 2006, 03:42 PM
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I know it's only rock 'n' roll. But I like it. Posts: 7,808 From: a riverbank in BC, Canada |
Why is there a Johnny Depp thread and not an Eddie Izzard thread? Surely we Izzardites deserve a thread of our own?
ETA: Eddie has cool screensavers at his own website, eddieizzard.com (click on "thingie-things"). -------------------- Check out my band's new demo online! You can DL my original....and please fan up if ya like it!
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Sep 17 2006, 11:27 AM
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 sassygrrl Posts: 2,021 From: Bumblefuck |
Ed Norton.
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Sep 15 2006, 04:49 AM
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sassygrrl Posts: 2,021 From: Bumblefuck |
Brody is almost naked (you see that great line on a man's body leading to his naughty bits) in this new flick. Yummy....
Yue, thanks for the eddie shrine! Going to get season 2 from both Greys Anatomy and Lost this weekend... |
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Sep 15 2006, 04:11 AM
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Lip Balm Aficionado Posts: 1,232 From: East of Sunny San Diego |
Funnybird, I am of the opinion that Wayne Coyne can never be mentioned too often.
And for all you disciples of Izzard: a Shrine of Eddie where you can email Eddie postcards, download wall paper, etc. I too think Clive Owen is quite tasty. Not as much as George Clooney or Johnny of course, but still quite hot. -------------------- ~I'm so tired of being tired As sure as night will follow day Most things I worry about Never happen anyway~ |
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Sep 13 2006, 03:08 PM
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sassygrrl Posts: 2,021 From: Bumblefuck |
Going to drool over his this weekend me thinks. I just got Season 1 in the mail the other day...
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Sep 13 2006, 04:50 AM
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 The artist now known as I don't give a shit. Posts: 4,053 |
Both are yummy. Although I prefer the rugged charm and drawl of Josh Holloway (Sawyer). So much eye candy on the big and small screen.
-------------------- "Hey, did anyone ever think Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, maybe she was just cold? " (Lorelai Gilmore) |
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Sep 13 2006, 04:46 AM
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sassygrrl Posts: 2,021 From: Bumblefuck |
The guy that plays Sawyer from Lost, and McDreamy from Grey's Anatomy.....
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Sep 13 2006, 04:34 AM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 290 From: London, UK |
It's funny, I never understood the Clive Owen thing until I saw him Sin City. Then I realised he was really rather tasty.
Oh, and I don't think I've mentioned Wayne Coyne in this thread since the lounge had its makeover... -------------------- What I'm thinking is delicate. If I breathe I might lose it...
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Sep 13 2006, 03:56 AM
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The artist now known as I don't give a shit. Posts: 4,053 |
Clive Owen. Mmmm.
Wentworth Miller (Prison Break) is also luscious. -------------------- "Hey, did anyone ever think Sylvia Plath wasn't crazy, maybe she was just cold? " (Lorelai Gilmore) |
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Sep 12 2006, 10:22 PM
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sassygrrl Posts: 2,021 From: Bumblefuck |
Kisses to yuefie..... thank you lovie. I definately had a fever today, and it needed more cowbell.....
David Duchovny looks hot in that new movie.... and hell, the whole cast including Maggie..... |
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Sep 12 2006, 06:00 AM
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Nobody puts poodle in a corner Posts: 3,005 From: Land O' Lakes |
Bwahahahaha!!!
-------------------- "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy
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Sep 11 2006, 11:01 PM
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sassygrrl Posts: 2,021 From: Bumblefuck |
Shit, it won't post!
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Sep 11 2006, 10:08 PM
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Lip Balm Aficionado Posts: 1,232 From: East of Sunny San Diego |
For you, sassy mah'dear:
 -------------------- ~I'm so tired of being tired As sure as night will follow day Most things I worry about Never happen anyway~ |
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