[Persiflager]

The English public-school boy accent - when a man calls his friends by their surnames and calls me 'My dear girl'.

[llamas]

Zoya, rawr.
And I feel your pain at least a little bit; I recently made the acquaintance of an entire bandful of adorable shaggy-haired boys rather younger than me who have declared that they will love me forever (semi-funny story), but I can't touch any of them for various reasons, one of which is that freaking everyone in the indie music community (at least my little corner of it) apparently knows each other. Pleh.

[girltrouble]

hee hee! *ahem* yup.


definitely a gum chewer.


can i say how much i'm loving your posts, zoya. specially with your posts in the last month. i'm giddy for you...

(!)

[zoya]

ok.. I completely forgot a new thing that was so fucking hot.... So I'm hanging out with said guy from post below. And we're just kinda laying there holding hands and stroking fingers, etc. and he takes my finger and starts to kinda bite it. Then he starts to kinda suck it. Then I realize that he's basically showing me on my finger what he would do to me orally down south, and I just about blow a gasket I was so hot. It was just one finger - I've had people suck my fingers before, but this was taking it to another level. wow. But I've kinda drawn a line that I won't cross unless I know there's interest in pursuing something more than just fucking, so I had to stop there. Took all my willpower, though. OMG I want to have sex with this guy so fucking bad it's not even funny.... ARGH!

[zoya]

oh yea, llamas, I'm with you on the whole thing.... I've been kinda hanging out with this guy, big, shaggy, long hair, in a band, intelligent, (eats like a barbarian, but in a sexy way) wicked sense of humor... I'm pretty much done in for. Oh, and he's um...15 years younger than me. He's one of those shy ones who don't say much, and kinda speak slowly, so people can mistake them for not being so smart, but he's smart as a whip and very nice. Something insanely sexy about the whole package and I hope to god I get to jump him at some point..........

[llamas]

short jewish boys with napoleon complexes.

Um, yes...two of the most debilitating long-term crushes of my life. Come to think of it, they both had/have an incredibly inappropriate sense of humor too. I would make a mental note to avoid that combination lest my heart be poked with a pointy stick again, but I think it's way too irresistible for me to fight.

Also, long/shaggy haired boys in bands = blargh I am ded.

[auralpoison]

*raises hand* Um, I eat funny. Well, not funny, really, but I eat like a European with my knife in my right & my fork in my left. I had dinner with a guy once where he said, "Huh. I didn't notice you were sinister when we had coffee." Which caused me to swoon 'cause most people only think of sinister as evil & not as being related to the left. So yeah, I dig guys with good vocabs & some knowledge of etymology.

[zoya]

gt - hah! thanks! I have a feeling that it could potentially drive me crazy after time - specially if he does it at restaurants, etc (which I'm sure he does, why would you only do that at home) but seeing those big meaty hands manhandling that little fork made me want to jump him.

he also has nice lips.

wow, the gum chewing act sounds amazing. I'd love to see that. I can just picture it. One of the best burlesque acts I ever saw consisted of a girl with a long slinky evening dress, and one long glove on. The act was that the hand with the glove had a mind of it's own and was out to get her. "it" ripped off her clothes, then choked her and she ended up "dead" on her back on the floor. It was SO unsexy, and yet so sexy. Though I don't remember any of the other acts from that night more than 4 years ago, that one is still etched in my mind.

[girltrouble]

ich, zoya, if he can do that and be sexy... more power to the guy. it's like the gap tooth thing. it shouldn't be hot, but i'll be damned if some faces aren't all the hotter for having it.

one of my friends used to perform and book burlesque shows, and she booked this one girl from out of town who was not only lots of the girl's favorite, but also the boy's and girl's crush.

her claim to fame?

chewing gum.

chewing.
gum.
like.
a.
cow.

but fuck if it wasn't hot, and i know all the girls that night were slapping their foreheads. they'd spent all their money on fancy props and outfits, and with a waitress uniform, a bored expression and some gum, she was probably the most memorable act any of us had seen.

zoya, if he can be sesi doing it, there is not a thing wrong with you. sounds like you just met a gum chewer....

[zoya]

ok, I just had dinner with a guy last night who held his fork with the overhand grip - kinda neanderthalish. But there was something really sexy about it. he's super tall and just big, with long hair, and good facial hair, so he pulled it off in the whole scheme of things. He didn't eat all gross or anything, just held his fork that way. I don't know why, but it just worked for me and I found it really hot in a weird ass way.

something is wrong with me, clearly.

[crazyoldcatlady]

ooooooo gt, me too! 1/2 of the attraction to my previous Youngin' was the name. the last long term boy had a lame first name, and i would feel stupid saying it during sex...

[girltrouble]

uhhh... i think i've got a name fetish. a woman's name can mean the difference between liking them and being crushed out on them. of course i get crushes at the drop of a hat anyways, but i always get crushes on: mollys, hollys, nancys, noelles, and a few other names i can't think of now. and i love women with boy's names... oh i had the worst crush on this girl named nick.

*sigh* she wouldn't give me the time of day....:/

[crinoline]

I have to go against the flow here, because I don't like hairy men. My boy is half Chinese, and he has maybe three chest hairs. I love that his body is such a smooth lickable canvas.
I do love his beard stubble though (he can only grow chin beard and sideburns).

long hair has always done it for me. I think it's the result of attending a strict private school all of my life where short hair on boys was heavily regulated.

And I like glasses on everybody

[damona]

i tend to like fuzzy guys, too. not the ones where it looks like they're wearing a pelt, tho, just not shaved or totally hairless. ironically, both my guys are naturally pretty much hairless! go figure...

long hair just flat does it for me. i can fall for a guy with short hair, but ohhh... the long hair.... yum.

i also love when a guy has a beard. that soft/scratchy feeling is fantastic.

wow, guess i just like hair in general...

[Owl_Gang_Girl]

I like my men furry too. Hairy chests really ring my ding! Oh ja and EVERY man looks better with glasses.

[shinyx3]

mouse, i agree about the body hair. i hate when a man has a shaved chest. soo not sexy to me. i like a little hair to run my fingers through. also men with hairy hairy legs. not like furry hairy just hairy. mmmm very nice. facial hair is sexy too. when my hubby s a little scruffy it is sexy.

[mouse]

Well, I seem to have discovered a personal quirk. It seems that if I dream about having sex with someone I know I start lusting after her in real life too. Like a particular coworker whom, up until this dream I had, didn't have any attraction to, but ever since then I've wanted to do naughty, naughty things with her.

xexyz, i'm exactly the same way. a dream can make me crush hardcore on someone i never thought twice about, and detrimentally, it can rekindle old crushes i thought i forgot about.

i tend to pick up on traits that a significant other or serious crush has that i was previously indifferent to, and possibly even was a turnoff. since they become so conflated with their bearer to me, i end up developing sort of a pavlovian reaction to them. for example, i never liked body hair until i fell in love with a fuzzy dude. now it's a HUGE turn-on.

[Owl_Gang_Girl]

My new man's mouth is just pure dirt! His bottom lip is all full and round, perfect for nibbling but his top lip is thinner and very M shaped so that when he is really horny or about to kiss me it sort of looks like a sneer. For some reason his dirty little sneer just makes makes me want to ravage the shit out of him.
I also love his beard! It's ginger and scruffy and the other day we were laying down and the sun shone in on his beautiful pale skinned face and I just had so push my face in to his and smell his beard. I'm a beard perv! I admit it!
One last thing. Dirty hands. My man's a lumberjack (ok most people would say logger but lumberjack is cooler!) and always returns from work with grubby hands, there is just something so sexy about dirt! Dirty hands, dirty pick up truck even when I walked in the woods in the middle of the night with nothing but my shirt and his muddy boots. I really wish he wasn't in the middle of nowhere with no signal on his phone. Siiiigh.

[zoya]

I've recently developed a hotness for guys with long hair. I've not been into long hair on guys in - shit - decades. But there's something about a certain type of rocker boy with effortless long hair, slightly unkempt, that is just HAWT.


ETA: I also like my men with meat on their bones. I don't like skinny. not fat, but just - meat on their bones. I want something to hold onto. And if they're a tall guy, all the better - then they're like a big teddy bear!

[xexyz]

Well, I seem to have discovered a personal quirk. It seems that if I dream about having sex with someone I know I start lusting after her in real life too. Like a particular coworker whom, up until this dream I had, didn't have any attraction to, but ever since then I've wanted to do naughty, naughty things with her.