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May 31 2007, 10:21 PM
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Feeling the cloak's power surrounding me, her whiskers rubbed against my cheek as she wrapped her arms around me in a warm embrace. "Be wise, be strong and be wary of the rotten cheese" she spoke softly into my ear.
-------------------- My heart goes out to those who long
For what they've found that now is gone. One wish, my friend is all I want And what I want is a tampon. Bleeding bleeding bleeding me. How much do you envy me? Not much, you say? Well, that's OK. Just give me a tampon! |
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May 29 2007, 06:49 PM
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But the fabulously dressed mouse stepped forward and offered me a cloak. "Wear this and you will have the strenght of a hundred mice."
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May 23 2007, 06:09 PM
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i was now shivering and dripping wet and had no dry clothes.
-------------------- "Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live."
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May 23 2007, 11:36 AM
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Feeling more empowered by the beautiful mouse, I crawled to the shore.
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May 23 2007, 08:33 AM
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"let us help you so that we may help ourselves" she said.
-------------------- "Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live."
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May 23 2007, 08:04 AM
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Then, one fabulously dressed goddess of a mouse stepped forward, clearly the leader of this great mouse nation.
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May 23 2007, 07:58 AM
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I looked up to the shores of this mini river and saw hundreds of tiny eyes watching me, and I realized I was their only hope for survival.
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May 22 2007, 09:27 AM
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"Glurgh!" I yelled back, choking on water.
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May 21 2007, 05:54 PM
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Some mouse minions jumped in after me, "did you forget that we are in this to defeat skully?" the mouse asked me.
-------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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May 21 2007, 04:20 PM
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damn, i wish i could swim i though to myself as i flailed wildly about.
-------------------- "Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live."
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May 21 2007, 09:17 AM
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The I threw myself into the river to escape the scary mouse and the loud noise.
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May 21 2007, 07:31 AM
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"Why, yes, yes it is. Must be all those Weight Watchers sessions I've been attending," I said.
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May 21 2007, 06:47 AM
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"Your resistance is very impressive" said the mouse.
-------------------- "Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live."
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May 21 2007, 06:18 AM
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"Back to hell from whence you came, addicting DEVIL CHIPS" I declared as I hurled the chips and dip into a nearby river.
-------------------- "Acquiring knowledge is like biting into a cheese that gets bigger with every bite" --Henry Miller
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May 21 2007, 04:00 AM
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But the mission seemed pressing. It was either do or die. A restless curiosity stirred me to action...
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May 21 2007, 03:24 AM
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i really was hungary so i gobbled up a large potion and almost immediatly felt am overwhelming erge to take a nap.
-------------------- "Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live."
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May 21 2007, 01:55 AM
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"Do eat," said the mouse. "You look famished."
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May 20 2007, 09:26 AM
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Of course, the dark damp air was now scented with pickles so that may have clued me in.
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May 18 2007, 09:01 AM
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yumm, my fav, i thought, but wonderered how i know what it was in the darkness.
-------------------- "Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live."
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May 18 2007, 08:24 AM
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Instead of EZ cheese, in front of me appeared, some dill pickle chips with dill pickle dip.
-------------------- Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth. --- Buddah, The Dhammapada
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