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Mar 8 2013, 01:16 AM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 183 From: Newport Beach |
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Mar 7 2013, 09:58 PM
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Religion is like having a classroom where the students have to show up every day...
But there is no teacher... There are a bunch of textbooks around... No one is sure which is the right textbook to study from... Some students argue for one book; others argue hard for others... Fistfights have broken out over which textbook is the right one... Suddenly, on a random day, the teacher shows up... He says he's been watching everyone in the room the whole time... He praises the handful of students who picked the right textbook, and he sends them off for ice-cream parties and a free car... Everyone else he sets on fire. |
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Mar 7 2013, 10:37 AM
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"Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife.
"No," he said. She gave him a sexy little smile, slowly reached into her cleavage and pulled out a crumpled twenty dollar bill. "Have you ever seen a hundred dollar bill all crumpled up?" she asked. "No," he said. She gave him another sexy little smile, seductively reached into her skin tight pants and pulled out a crumpled hundred dollar bill. "Now," she said, "Have you ever seen 30,000 dollars all crumpled up?" Fully intrigued and aroused, he said, "No." "Well, go and take a quick look in the garage." |
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Mar 7 2013, 01:23 AM
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Feb 13 2013, 05:26 AM
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A good information provided links. I really get so much good information from this links. The first link is so much informative.
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Feb 12 2013, 09:39 AM
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Feb 12 2013, 02:30 AM
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Feb 9 2013, 10:15 PM
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Feb 9 2013, 07:16 PM
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Feb 9 2013, 11:44 AM
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Feb 9 2013, 09:50 AM
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Feb 9 2013, 03:56 AM
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Feb 9 2013, 12:02 AM
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Feb 8 2013, 10:10 AM
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Feb 7 2013, 11:33 PM
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Feb 6 2013, 12:22 AM
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Feb 5 2013, 03:13 AM
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I understand that the NFL is planning to hold the next Super Bowl at a Motel 6.
Because at Motel 6, they keep the lights on for you. |
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Feb 5 2013, 03:00 AM
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Feb 4 2013, 12:48 AM
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