[sukouyant]

Sukouyant,

You are right - but it made me chuckle. I am limited in that my home IP has been banned by Bust, so I have to post at work. Y'all are missin' out.

Come have pun with me in the pun thread! http://www.bust.com/lounge/index.php?showt...mp;#entry261372

What's the story with that anyway? *almost scared to ask* Have you been saying unladylike things to the powers that be? Or are you a disruptive fundie xtian in disguise?

[totomoto]

Sukouyant,

You are right - but it made me chuckle. I am limited in that my home IP has been banned by Bust, so I have to post at work. Y'all are missin' out.



Unplanned photo shot - caught by accident

http://www.dgrin.com/showthread.php?t=170849

A year
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhqzW97_47w

Parking Solution
http://www.woehr.de/en/projekte/budapest_m730/index.htm

Dog vs Vuvuzela - dog wins!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqv4Vviod0c

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood.
The next morning while they are eating breakfast,
The young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside.

"That laundry is not very clean", she said.
"She doesn't know how to wash correctly.
Perhaps she needs better laundry soap."

Her husband looked on, but remained silent.

Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry,
The young woman would make the same comments.

About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a
Nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband:

"Look, she has learned how to wash correctly.
I wonder who taught her this."

The husband said, "I got up early this morning and
Cleaned our windows."

And so it is with life. What we see when watching others
Depends on the purity of the window through which we look.








A woman was out shopping one day with her son. The boy spotted a man who was bowlegged.

The boy pulled on Mom's hand and said, "Momma, look at the bowlegged man!"

Mom was mortified and told her son that it was not polite to point to a person and make that sort of comment.

For punishment, the boy had to read a play by Shakespeare. He couldn't go shopping again until he finished reading the play.

Finally he finished and his mom took him once again to the mall. Again he spied a bowlegged man, but remembered what happened the last time.

So he pulled on his mother's hand and said, "Lo, what manner of men are these, who wear their balls in parentheses?"

[sukouyant]

Yes!

Tango: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWxcVyBRecE

I have not been able to find Venetia.

Glad to meet anyone from the old days.

Pull up a chair anytime.

I've been out looking at boats - need more room than the one I have.

Yeah it's cool to see oldbies around and I wish Venetia would pop in again.

I'm getting that this is the say anything chaos theory thread, but

Dog for Sale

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schitt.

you need some better material!

http://i.imgur.com/KzXe4.jpg

[totomoto]

Dog for Sale

Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Oriental street name, Ho Lee Schitt.

[totomoto]

Yes!

Tango: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWxcVyBRecE

I have not been able to find Venetia.

Glad to meet anyone from the old days.

Pull up a chair anytime.

I've been out looking at boats - need more room than the one I have.

[sukouyant]

So, I've been meaning to ask - is this Toto of Toto&Venetia days of yore?

[totomoto]

cUSTOMER sERVICE


http://theoatmeal.com/comics/customer_service

[totomoto]

Here is something you do not see too often.
This video came from a fellow who works for the RR as a train dispatcher.
Every once in a while he sends a cool video involving trains. This is one of them.

Trains nowadays mount cameras in their cabs, facing forward and backward, the same way police cars do.
This video is a rear view camera. This is video of a train that ran through a tornado..

First there is the normal rear view from the last of three engines, with the trees looking normal.
Then you begin to see rain, and then, halfway through the video the trees begin to sway violently . . . and then the "fun" begins.
Click on this:

http://d.yimg.com/kq/groups/7769081/124862...me/Tornado1.wmv

[totomoto]

How to use a stick on a bach
http://www.boredville.com/32167/Beach

[totomoto]

An Oil Drum post regarding the oil spill.


http://www.theoildrum.com/node/6593#comment-648967


I think this fellow is a bit over the top. We need to drill the relief wells as far down as we can so when we pump in the mud it fills the drill pipe to the point where the hydrostatic charge plus the weight shuts off the oil. Even if there is a compromisethe mud should fill that void and shut off the well. I think this fellow is just grand standing.

[totomoto]

So we were lying on our backs on the grass in the park next to our hamburger wrappers, my 14-year-old son and I, watching the clouds loiter overhead, when he asked me, "Dad, why are we here?"

And this is what I said: "I've thought a lot about it, son, and I don't think it's all that complicated. I think maybe we're here just to teach a kid how to bunt or eat sunflower seeds without using his hands. We're here to pound the steering wheel and scream as we listen to the game on the radio, 20 minutes after we pulled into the garage. We're here to look all over, give up, and then find the ball in the hole.”

"We're here to wear our favorite sweat-soaked Boston Red Sox cap, torn Slippery Rock sweatshirt, and the Converse sneakers we lettered in on a Saturday morning with nowhere we have to go and no one special we have to be. We're here to tie the perfect fly, make the perfect cast, catch absolutely nothing, and still call it a perfect morning. We're here to nail a yield sign with an apple core from half a block away. We're here to win the stuffed bear or go broke trying.”

"I don't think the meaning of life is gnashing our teeth over what comes after death but tasting all the tiny moments that come before it. We’re here to be there when our kid has three goals and an assist. And especially when he doesn’t. “I don’t think we’re here to make Sports Center. The really good stuff never does. Like finding ourselves with a free afternoon, a little red 327 fuel-injected 1962 Corvette convertible, and an unopened map of Vermont’s back roads.”

“None of us will find ourselves on our deathbeds saying, ‘I wish I’d spent more time on the Hibbings account.’ We’re going to say, ‘That scar? I got that scar stealing a home run from Consolidated Plumbers!’ “See, grown-ups spend so much time doggedly slaving toward the better car, the perfect house, the big day that will finally make them happy, when happy just walked by wearing a bicycle helmet two sizes too big for him. We’re not here to find a way to heaven. The way is heaven.

“Does that answer your question, son?”

And he said, “Not really, Dad.”

And I said, “No?”

He replied, "I was wondering why we are here when Mom told us to pick her up 40 minutes ago."

[totomoto]

A message from Angela Merkel

http://i.imgur.com/GsC20.png

[totomoto]

BP announced that this morning they installed a wedding ring around the leaking pipe & it quit putting out.

[totomoto]

http://www.ouramazingplanet.com/infographi...an-trench-0249/

Scroll down

[totomoto]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ4PPe9tpQ8

Regards to all ... Pixy

[totomoto]

oops!
http://docs.google.com/View?id=df8s28k6_8cjcsb7fn

[totomoto]

beautiful bird, she is.

http://www.tom-phillips.info/images.a/sr71.blackbird.htm

[totomoto]

This is a beautifully done series of time-lapse shots of the Iceland volcano erupting:

http://vimeo.com/11673745

[totomoto]

ubiquitous irony

http://i.imgur.com/ZSPKG.jpg

[totomoto]

http://i.imgur.com/J2cox.jpg


BP