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> Would You Rather, The Game Of Horrible, Aweful, No Good Choices
nickclick
post Jan 23 2007, 01:39 PM
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i guess love because if i was incapable of honesty, who would love me? i'd rather just not feel it if it's unrequited.

oh i love silly putty! it kind of smells good too.

would you rather have ants in your pants or slugs in your shoes?
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culturehandy
post Jan 23 2007, 07:59 AM
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Lick scrotum, it could be fresh out of the shower, and could belong to the object of my affection, Billy Lane (provided he isn't in jail that is...). Plus, I wouldn't want to grow tired of wasabi and ginger.

Take the skin off!

Glass eyelashes actually sound pretty neat.

Would you rather be incapale of love or honesty?


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kelkello
post Jan 22 2007, 07:28 PM
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Ribbon of skin...much easier to hide.

Would you rather have glass eyelashes or a silly putty nose?


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gogosgirl
post Jan 22 2007, 07:27 PM
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whose scrotum? nah, think I'll just go for the sushi condiments...

would you rather shave a 4" ribbon of skin off your leg (the dreaded shaving accident!), or burn off an eyebrow lighting the kitchen stove?
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kelkello
post Jan 22 2007, 07:21 PM
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I think the wedding because people expect drunkeness at a wedding.

Would you rather live on wasabi and ginger for a month or have to lick a scrotum every four hours for a month?


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culturehandy
post Jan 22 2007, 11:06 AM
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Pubic Hair.

Trash Can.

Me with a Penis.

Scabs.

Morse Code.



Okay, would you rather show up rip roaring drunk at your child's Graduation or Wedding?


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kelkello
post Jan 21 2007, 07:06 PM
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I would rather look like me and have a penis.

I think I'd rather eat the scab loaf than the booger soup.

Would you rather be limited in communication to morse code or having to say the word "schlumpy" between every word you say (Hi schlumpy how schlumpy are schlumpy you?)


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slyjinks
post Jan 21 2007, 05:42 PM
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Would you rather eat a pound of scabs (all clumped together so you'd have to cut slices of the block off) or drink a gallon of snot (with hard booger chunks floating around), both of which were collected from random strangers?
I would love to have a penis.
Michael Jackson's plastic surgery.
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post Jan 21 2007, 02:18 PM
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Girls Gone Wild or Football? Can't I do both? Just kidding, I don't care about watching airheaded skanks bounce around (well, maybe a little), and I don't even like football. wink.gif

Favorite food, of course! As a creature of habit, I eat the same foods all the time anyway.

Dehydration.

Roaches. At least they don't fly.

I actually kind of like Michael Bolton. *Dodges rotten tomato projectiles*

AIDS

Get caught by your boss, masturbating in your favorite superhero outfit, or Get caught screwing his/her spouse? Again, can't I do both? I guess it depends on the spouse...

Pubic hair.

Trash can liquid, considering the "average" public bathroom.

O.K., would you rather have your genitals changed to those of the opposite sex (magically, with no sergical imperfections) but still look the same OR have your appearance changed to look like the opposite sex (again magically, with no sergical imperfections) but still have the same genitals?
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post Jan 21 2007, 01:37 PM
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i'd rather the pubic hair, as it's not 100% positive that it's touched a bodily fluid, whereas a dirty band-aid obviously has.


would you rather drink a cup of water from the toilet bowl of a public restroom (average cleanliness), or a cup of liquid drained from the bottom of a trash can in a restaurant kitchen?

ETA: crossposted with imdancingbarefoot.....i'd take ashcroft, they're both awful but i don't think cheney could even get it up.

on the other hand, he might have a heart attack during the act and die, in which case, i'd pick him!


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post Jan 21 2007, 01:35 PM
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Ooo boy . . . pubic hair or band-aid . . . this is tough, just thinking of both of these makes me throw up in my mouth a little. Ummmm . . . pubic hair.

Would you rather sleep with Dick Cheney or John Ashcroft?


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post Jan 21 2007, 01:14 PM
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Michael Jackson, he doesn't look half as scary.

I'll repost: would you prefer to discover a pubic hair in your food or a dirty band-aid/elastoplast?


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culturehandy
post Jan 21 2007, 12:51 PM
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Treehugger that is a fantastic choice!!!!

I'd chose masturbation in a superhero costume.

Oprah for president.

Mouldy cheese.

Roaches. Maggots are vile. Ick. (I remember seeing a documentary where a dr in England was using maggots to clean out her patients wounds, and they showed pcitures. It was horrifying, and I'll never forget...)

Parapalegic.

The Arctic, I could move to Churchill, so I'd get to stay in the same province where I am.

Michael Bolton. Anne Coulter is a very bad person.

Would you rather have the bag plastic surgery of Jocelyn Wildenstein

or

Michael Jackson





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bunnyb
post Jan 21 2007, 12:46 PM
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caught screwing his/her spouse; being sacked would be preferable to a work-life of mockery.

would you prefer to discover a pubic hair in your food or a dirty band-aid/elastoplast?


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treehugger
post Jan 21 2007, 12:06 PM
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Tundra. At least there's no war and you can always wear lots of layers.

Would you rather:

Get caught by your boss, masturbating in your favorite superhero outfit, or

Get caught screwing his/her spouse?


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post Jan 21 2007, 11:18 AM
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OPRAH OF COURSE!!

Would you rather live in Iraq or in the Artic tundra?


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post Jan 21 2007, 11:06 AM
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mouldy cheese. it's protein.

plus a lot of cheese is made from mold, anyway. hell, maybe the mold is what tastes good.

gorgonzola, anyone?

roaches. maggots make me gag.

AIDS. there are antiretroviral drugs that keep you healthy. and you can still do everything. with a condom.

hmmm. let's see.

condi rice or oprah for first minority female president?
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bunnyb
post Jan 21 2007, 04:28 AM
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Michael Bolton's greatest hits.

Paralysed.

The no phone or internet is a toughie but I think I'd go for no phone as I could use skype online!

You're trapped in house (for whatever reason) with no food and you HAVE to eat either mouldy bread or mouldy cheese, which one do you go for?




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free_spirit
post Jan 20 2007, 06:52 PM
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Pepper, no fair on the "no phone, or no internet" !!! I can't answer, I would be lost with both...But if it really came down to it, I would have to surrender my Sidekick3. The internet is the shit!!!

And culture, I'd rather have roaches...aren't maggots slimy and all bunched together all at once? And can they fly???

My question: Would you rather have AIDS or would you rather be paralyzed (quadgerplegic (sp is wrong I know))....I'd pick AIDS...I was going to say or be blind. I cant imagine not being able to move or see, I think I would take AIDS any day over either.


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post Jan 20 2007, 04:25 PM
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Being slow cooked, I think I'd pass out sooner than from dehydration.

Roaches, maggots really gross me out.

The same food every day, if I don't like something foodwise I really hate it.

Being forced to watch football.

Having an itch in my ear, I'm too afraid of damaging my eye.

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Being stuck on a really long car drive listening to Ann Coulter's audio book, or Michael Bolton's Greatest Hits?


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