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juls
post May 16 2007, 06:38 PM
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Oohhh, I got a bathroom oddity!

I work at an office that shares bathroom stalls with two other offices. Last week I went for a piss, and someone was in one of the stalls. I was just about to start counting (damn public bathrooms, I gotta be all focused) when she just started peeing, and stopping, and peeing, and stopping, on and off and on and off! WTF!!! Totally screwed up my peepee groove! I couldn't even count! Had to wait until she was done so that I could start...
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culturehandy
post May 15 2007, 10:03 AM
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More bathroom oddeties

People who use toilet seat covers, then leave them on the fucking toilet seat after you are done. I am not touching anything that you ass was touching, because I don't know who you are. How fucking hard is it???


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girltrouble
post May 15 2007, 09:39 AM
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almost getting to the point of tears before being proven right.

yesturday i spend 3/4ths of our full welding day fucking with a welding machine before concluding the liner needed to be changed, but not before the teacher chided me about wasting too much wire and too much time, (like i had any say in the matter), and told that the problem was the contact tip, when i knew for a fact it wasn't-- several times, on the verge of tears, the teacher examined the lining and discovered-- ah ha! the liner had a kink in it and was unusable...

...yeah thanks.

...and thanks for giving me new faulty equipment that took me the rest of the day to jigger into place.

...and thanks for making me waste two full welding days when i'm already behind.... argh!


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culturehandy
post May 15 2007, 08:22 AM
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People who don't listen to voice maeil

Clients who come down to the office without appointments!


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nickclick
post May 15 2007, 07:38 AM
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yeah, what the hell, USPS ?!?!?!!!!

cob: my mom guilting me because i didn't hear about it, making it seem like i don't pay attention to news or something.
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treehugger
post May 15 2007, 03:41 AM
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Cob: The #$$%^**^%& post office who doesn't post ANY sort of a sign above their stamp vending machine that a postal rate hike is IMMINENT, causing me to blindly and naively purchase a bunch of 39 cent stamps LAST. FRIDAY.

Cob: My stupid local paper and news who print NOTHING of said rate increase. At least nothing prominently enough that I noticed.

Cob: Having 100 fricking 39 stamps that I have to now purchase 2 cent stamps to use.

Cob: The post office won't exchange said 39 cent stamps for the new ones. Gah.


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girltrouble
post May 14 2007, 09:01 PM
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yeah! fuck those freaks!


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kelkello
post May 14 2007, 07:32 PM
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Intolerant, ignorant asshats who have no idea what the hell they are talking about. I fuckin' hate those guys.


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culturehandy
post May 14 2007, 06:55 AM
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Morning and Skin, it is a store in this city only. I'm sorry. sad.gif there has got to be a place like this where you are!


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post May 14 2007, 03:41 AM
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it's been raining for three days straight. it's not always raining, just raining enough to make drying my laundry impossible. fuckin' weather.

culture... where, where? I hate jeans shopping too.
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skinwithoutscars
post May 13 2007, 10:08 PM
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culture handy, where is this magical store? what is it called? is it a chain? are there unicorns running up and down the aisles?!


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culturehandy
post May 12 2007, 07:29 PM
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word GT. I hate jean shopping. Hate.It. Although I have found a new store when the women who work there don't let you pick out the style you want, they pick out the style and size. Best experience ever.


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troubadours
post May 12 2007, 06:25 PM
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when new shoes cut up the back of my heels until i break them in dry.gif
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kelkello
post May 11 2007, 09:25 PM
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I have tons of quietly vegetarian friends, but there is nothing worse than a brand new vegetarian preaching at you about how wonderful life is without meat. Then, when they fall off the wagon and are suddenly gnawing on a chicken wing, I just wanna smack them.

GT, I'm tall and curvy. Jeans are hell for me, too.


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girltrouble
post May 11 2007, 07:47 PM
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oooooh! super corncob: stupid store buyers, me and a friend went jeans shopping at the two places we should be able to count on: the gap and old navy (we're both tall she 6'0", me 6'1", old navy had nothing in any size, but the gap-- grrrrr! the gap had shitloads of size 2 and 4 long--- but almost nothing else. wtf?! the tall is for people 5'10" and taller, and maybe it's me, but i used to be size 6, and i can't imagine size 4 or 2 or less and 5'10" or more, but how many fucking women are that unhealthily skinny? and you couldn't order more sizes for those of us size 6 or above? i'm size 8-10 and she is 12-14, and in all the 8 or more styles the gap has we could only find 2 pairs of jeans between us..... yet there were atleast 4-8 SIZE 2&4 IN EVERY FUCKING STYLE! GODFUCKING DAMN YOU! as if it isn't hard enough to find jeans...


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missjoy
post May 11 2007, 05:16 PM
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woman who take fooor-eeeever in bathroom stalls when there is a line. I mean possibly they're either pooing or changing a tampon, but it can't be that many people. I mean, go in, undo your clothes, piss, wipe, redo. Why does it take some women sooooooo long?

Sorry for the grossness
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ginger_kitty
post May 11 2007, 04:18 PM
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I hate it when people call you to ask a favor but, they ask you if you are busy, before they tell you what they want. Because if you say you aren't doing anything, they try to trap you into what ever the hell they need.


thingsarenice, hahaha. You are so right. Who the hell needs a quesadilla maker?

I am fine with vegans. But I don't dig preachy ones, the annoy me and piss me off. Your lifestyle is your business don't push it on me.


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go_kayte
post May 11 2007, 12:36 PM
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sad.gif
I was vegan, and smoked, for many years.
I'm no longer vegan (too hard), and I haven't quit smoking (too hard). I've tried on both accounts but with a full work and school schedule it was so hard to stick to it.

I suck...
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MaybeSparrow
post May 10 2007, 10:57 PM
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skinwithoutscars, I agree whole-heartedly concerning the smoking issue. It is SO hard for me to keep my mouth shut when this issue arises, but next time I'll know someone out there feels the same way and I'll giggle to myself instead.


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skinwithoutscars
post May 10 2007, 08:54 PM
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thingsarenice, AGREED!!

my cousin got a quesadilla maker in college, and i was like, where i come from we call that a frying pan.

but, i grew up in a house without so much as a blender and still consider that to be an exotic appliance. my parents are pseudo-luddites. luddites-lite. a relative gave us a grilled cheese maker and we used it a couple of times before garage selling it. (ps, how is a smoothie maker NOT a blender? how would a company differentiate the two? isn't that what blenders do, smooth a bunch of ingredients together?)

cob: self-righteous vegans WHO SMOKE!!!!!
how THE FUCK, dude?
if you're vegan for the environment, don't leave your freaking cigarette butts in MY environment.
if you're vegan for health reasons, you are clearly a moron. (in this particular paradox, not in general.)
if you're vegan for ethical reasons, you couldn't ASK for a more unethical industry to support.

i can't think of any other reasons to be vegan right now, but clearly sucking on cancer, the money for which went to an awfully horrible industry, contradicts nearly all of them.

ETA: i thought of one. if you are trying to stay skinny. that is the only way this works in my head, and it's STILL fucked up.


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