[greenbean]

ha! Thats so funny keenkitty, cuz I was just thinking about how this guy seems like he has a moody side to him, but since hes English I'm not sure if it would bother me when he gets pissy. I probably would find it hot. I even asked him if he considers himself an asshole and he said, "I'm just a regular bloke,.. so yes, I suppose that means I'm an asshole from time to time." I thought it was a pretty good answer.

Oh, heres something he wrote me recently:
"So, I'm destined to imagine and dream about you for the next month. I'm gonna make up
for lost time the minute I walk through your door. Or into a hotel room. You're
gonna get it every way imaginable... and some ways that even I can't imagine, yet.
So, tell me how you like, or how you'd like, to be fucked... For one I'd like
to think long and hard about it, and two I can start planning or training or
whatever it takes to make you scream loud and repeatedly..."

hehehe

P.S: maddy! sounds like youll have fun tonight! wish I didnt have to wait a month for such fun!

[keenkitty]

GreenBean. I Burst out laughng when I saw that quote. My husband is Scottish and his brogue comes out ONLY when he is mad.

So he is foreversaying to be "Why do you get horny when I get mad?'


I just died laughing again


~KnKtty

[maddy29]

Ok, how the hell am I supposed to concentrate at work when he writes me this-at 11:00 this morning!

"I would looove to see your cute face too. I want to tease you....slowly take off your clothes and lick your body. Then i want to gently slide my cock in you and maybe pull your hair a little. :] Then maybe turn you over and fuck you from behind. What do you think about that?? "

God I can't wait to get home!!!! I've been all squirmy today

[maimy]

Beans and fruit and honey. Who knew - a healthy diet really IS the key to good livin'?!

[princesslala]

Dental hygenist: "Honey is a good thing to put on cold sores."
Mr. Lala: "Honey's good for lots of things. My girlie uses it to wash her face. And when I kiss her behind the ears, I can taste it."

I never knew!

[greenbean]

gah! Silly is an understatement! That boy was prolly the best lay I've ever had, and half of it was because of the things he said. He was so, for lack of a better term, cocksure! Without being obnoxious tho. If I were drunk right now I'd spill out some of the other drool inducing words he used but I'm too bashful at the momment!

walkingbitch, nine years? Good work!

[walkingbitch]

We do bad fruit punnage... cracks us up everytime, but I'm not a "make LOVE to me stallion man" kinda girl...

Funniest so far was over the weekend,
WB:"Ohhh I get to peel the banana?"
MM:"Well that depends...will you skake your peaches for me?"
WB:"I dunno orange you going to...."
and on and on... we try to do it completely straight faced, whoever laughs first gets "serviced" first.

Hey, we need to do SOMETHING... we've been together 9 years...lol

[maimy]

And did it work, then? Are you silly, Greenbean? *Grin*

[greenbean]

This was awesome: I just got back from London where I met a certain someone with a voice like Jarvis Cocker that turns me into a puddle. He said many glorious things, but one that keeps making me giggle is that when I said I felt bad for ditching my travel partner to be with him, he said:

"Give me the phone. I'll tell her, 'sorry to steal your mate from you, but you see, I saw her and had to take her away to fuck her silly.
And I did.
And she looooved it'."

*squeeeeee.*

[msgoofball]

lol..yes it was intended...i think bed is the most appropriate place to practice cheesy puns...that way you really get a feel for the guy your with...if they can't cope with you at your cheesiest...its done...and mr.gb laughs at mine..so i'm good to go!

would you like sour cream on your burrito??

he loves that one.

[maimy]

Yummymum, you beat me - I was totally thinking, "Nacho cheese, or Monterey Jack?"

[yummymum]

Cheesy!! Was that pun intended, MsGoof?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

[msgoofball]

after using mexican food innuendos for body parts, i.e. taco, burrito, and enchiladas.. mr. gb looks at me and says 'I would like the combo plate.'

totally cheesey...but i like humor in bed.

[runningwestward]

After borrowing his new car for the first time.

Me: "Brought your baby back safe and sound"
Him: "And the car's ok too"

Cheesy but it still made me smile.

[poligal]

while laying in bed with his dog, misty - as I was undressing...

I know misty, I'm panting too

[jkat]

Mmmmmmm....ohhhh, I'm in for Trouble...
While having a sweet little make-out session on my couch, he's running his hands all over my back, belly and arms, really slowly, watching his hands as they go and saying things like "Your skin is so soft, the texture and feeling of it is so ...beautiful" and making all kinds of observations along the way....sigh

[littlegreen]

"I wish I could kiss *all* of you in one kiss."

While running fingers up and down my spine, "I love feeling your sexy little vertebrae..."

[yummymum]

"Only 31 days. I can feel you already. I want to show you how it feels to be touched, kissed, caressed, and held by a man who has truly loved and wanted you his whole life. You have never been touched the way you are about to be."

Uhhh, yea after this exchange he decided to move the trip up 30 days. Today is the day!

[storminmad]

This morning, he called to wake me up. Last night was the first night we hadn't slept together in about a week.

Him: "I was super pissed off when I woke up and you weren't there. We can't do that too often, ok?"

[winkyg]

This morning during hug goodbye he said "I like when we wake up in the night because I feel like I got to spend more time with you."