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> Get your mind out of the gutter: The Inadvertent Inappropriateness Thread
zoya
post Sep 8 2008, 05:17 PM
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uh huh.
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kitten & lilac, we can all go down in flames together, because I saw the same thing.
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geekchickknits
post Sep 8 2008, 03:12 PM
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sorry kitten, not seeing it.

When I was working in a call centre, I called a person with the name Siwaporn Parkbongkoch.

That's right, PORN and BONG and COCK (koch) all in one name. I almost fell off my chair.

Every time I go to the states and I see "fish taco" on a menu I giggle. That's dirty slang for vulva amongst me and my pals. I was telling this to some people I was hanging with down there but as soon as I said "fish taco" one girl goes "OMG! I LOVE FISH TACOS! The ones here are really good!" I had to recover from laughing hysterically before I could continue with the story.
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lilacwine13
post Sep 8 2008, 03:05 PM
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I'm going to hell with you, kittenb, because yeah, those do look dirty. laugh.gif


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kittenb
post Sep 8 2008, 02:33 PM
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There is nothing ironic about Show Choir!
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I was curious about the idea of purity rings and how virginty is being marketed for ca$h and profit.

Check these out.

Anybody else look at thoes and see something really dirty or am I just totally going to hell? Seriously, if it had been a Rhorshack test, I would have failed.


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mouse
post Jun 9 2008, 12:13 AM
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i call hoax on that one. but the roleplay whip is pretty funny.


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Sound Of Vision
post Jun 8 2008, 05:22 PM
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Not sure this was posted before...tongue.gif


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kittenb
post Jun 8 2008, 11:11 AM
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Are my boyfriend and I twisted or does this:



make everyone giggle?

Here is the actual whip:



Try Me!


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jami
post Jan 29 2008, 10:41 PM
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AP... that's good.


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auralpoison
post Jan 29 2008, 01:26 PM
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There is a television programme called "Unique Whips". It gives me a dirty giggle even though it's about pimped rides.

In the car with my uncle & grandfather on a longish roadtrip, "Do you want to borrow my vibrator?" My grandad has a massage pillow with heat for his neck/back on long drives, he was offering it up to my uncle. I dug my fingernails into my thigh to keep from laughing.


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sixelacat
post Jan 26 2008, 09:24 PM
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Courtesy of Google Ads:

"Buy Angie Bowie's Bisexuality at Amazon.co.uk"


It took me a minute to realize she'd written a book....


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<3drums
post Dec 17 2007, 09:36 PM
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i wish i had a photo! unfortunately ( it was on the way to this training centre we went to for school) everytime we passed it we took the pic too late or too early or whatever.. damn camera phones....

Anyway, another company i just remembered is called Viagra fencing, their moto? "We'll get it up!" or "we'll erect it!", i can't remember the exact wording, but it was good biggrin.gif
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mouse
post Dec 17 2007, 08:12 PM
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ha! awesome. i also like when building sites say things like "another fine erection by blah blah, inc."

some new friends i have just met refer to a jacuzzi as "cooze". which is my favorite euphemism for ladybits. i CANNOT deal with it when dude says "yeah, after i worked out at the gym i had an awesome cooze".


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llamas
post Dec 17 2007, 02:28 PM
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That's awesome.
And it reminds me...several years ago, I saw a banner on a worksite fence that read, "Dick Construction Company / Hard at work".
Incidentally, Dick Construction is still around, but I've never seen that particular wording again. laugh.gif
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nickclick
post Dec 17 2007, 09:06 AM
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drums, pleeeese post a photo. that's too funny.
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<3drums
post Dec 16 2007, 10:59 PM
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A bit out of town from me, there's a construction company called Active Erections...
i kid you not. Ther logo is also incredibly...ballsy. tongue.gif
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llamas
post Nov 21 2007, 03:49 PM
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A real sign found in downtown Columbus right now: "Gay St. changes to two-way Nov. 7".
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nickclick
post Oct 9 2007, 10:37 AM
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crap, that site is blocked here at work.

but this one isn't.

he heh.. stink horn....
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post Oct 9 2007, 07:52 AM
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I was reading a design blog, and I saw a picture of this Christmas tree and it just looks really phallic to me. It's a Christmas tree. I'm going to hell.


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zoya
post Oct 6 2007, 05:02 AM
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watching the finale of "Top Chef" the judges are speaking to the three finalists - Dale, Casey, and Hung.

the judges address all of them, asking about their dishes -

when they get to Hung, the first thing they say is "Well, Hung..."

nice one.
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post Oct 5 2007, 03:57 PM
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I walked in the room where someone was watching Rachel Ray's 30 Minute Meals and heard "The nose knows when the nuts are done".


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