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whammy_bar
post Apr 22 2006, 05:23 PM
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1) woman in trendy ice-cream shop wearing pajama bottoms with ralph lauren polo player logos all over them. trying to impress the guy that joined her (brown hair longish, bandanna on his head, gold wire rimmed glasses) by making fun of me for nodding to the funky rap music that was getting blasted over our heads, prompting me to say to my boyfriend "Bob! I sure wish I wore my designer pajamas today!"

Ack.

Then, as I was going to work and headed up the stairs of the subway, a heavy, sticky honeysuckle scent came down, which I realized was not the actual plant but the perfume of the bright-red-from-head to toe-wearing, hideously blondined woman ahead of me.

My eyes focused on her boots, which were like the heavy duty biker/engineer boots that are being knocked off by designers now for a lot more money, except they had the straps and ring along with a wobbly kitten heel and a fringed tassel on the outside edge of each foot, AND were too short to be the real thing -- neither knee nor ankle length but that very unflattering in between length.

And what looked to be cheap fake leather because they were very thick and had huge wrinkles swarming in every direction all over it. the topper was when she got to my building, plopped herself on a ledge outside, and started blowing out puffs of smoke between her very red lips with an arrogant air, and showing her badly cropped, bleach damaged, black at the roots boy crop hair.

She gave me this look like "I am the shit!!"

It's like -- yes, you certainly are.
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bustygirl
post Apr 23 2006, 08:52 AM
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Pepper, I bet you still looked better than the visitor from planet Whatthefuck we saw at our local Starschmuck's last night...

-Red/orange and tan mid-80's high-top puffy Nike's
-billowy pj-like PATCHWORK pants looking like they were DIYed out of children's day-glo comic book curtains. All in shades of neon orange and hot pink and red.
-Tie-dyed tee coloured--you guessed it!--dayglo orange
-manic-panicked fire engine red hair in no discernable style
-mid 90's Dr. Suess hippy fuckwit hat.

My husband and I could only sit in openmouthed wonder at the person who would have worn this out of the house. Or even in it, for that matter.
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whammy_bar   Crimes of Fashion part Deux...this time, it's personal.   Apr 22 2006, 05:23 PM
pepper   Crimes of Fashion part Deux...this time, it's personal.   Apr 22 2006, 07:26 PM
doodlebug   Crimes of Fashion part Deux...this time, it's personal.   Apr 23 2006, 09:06 AM
bklynhermit   Crimes of Fashion part Deux...this time, it's personal.   Apr 23 2006, 09:56 AM
doodlebug   Crimes of Fashion part Deux...this time, it's personal.   Apr 23 2006, 10:31 AM
pepper   Crimes of Fashion part Deux...this time, it's personal.   Apr 23 2006, 10:55 AM
herculesgirl   Crimes of Fashion part Deux...this time, it's personal.   Apr 23 2006, 03:37 PM
pixiedust   Crimes of Fashion part Deux...this time, it's personal.   Apr 23 2006, 03:47 PM
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