[seraphine]

Oh my...Pleated skirt, high heels and pure silk stockings, on top of and wrapped around his face and shoulders, thinking: oh my god, I am orgasming for the first time EVER from oral delights, and collapsing onto his warm, hard tender regions after the earth shattered multiple times...PORTIONS!

[hummingbird]

Had more portions last night, tried doing the backwards cowgirl, eh...it's going to take some practice...moved on to doggy style...then finished it of with missionary...why is Mr..hhmmmmm....so good...sooooo many orgasms..........so many.....

[obelix]

The scene: 3 AM, we've been asleep for several hours, "broken up" for two days.

In my head: Glen Miller Orchestra, Glen Miller orchestra... Stiffy rubbing against my buttcrack... Glen Miller Orchestra... Underwear, be gone!... Glen Miller Orchestra... On my knees, yeah... DUDE!

In his head: World Cup Soccer... Conveniently placed asscrack... World Cup Soccer... Am I taking her underwear off... World Cup Soccer... She needs to get on her knees... World Cup Soccer... YES!

We both started to wake up around the underwear part, and fully woke up when he entered me. I have never had sleep sex before. I am a big fan now.

[hummingbird]

Lawyergirl, the radio program is dtd June 22 2006.

[hummingbird]

Had portions last night before going to bed with mr hmmmmm and I am soooooo horny today....

[hummingbird]

lawyergirl,
there is a really good radio program on sexuality at:

http://www.kpfa.org/1pro_bio/1b_herba.htm

have a listen, and good luck.

[epinephrine]

fabulous girly portions all night. i made it my mission to get her off as many times as possible. she'd had two orgasms before i'd even unbuttoned her pants. then, i proceeded to eat her out until we lost count - i think she had five or six more before she had to take a break. i had a big grin (and a sore tongue) all day today.

[lawyergirl]

Thanks Pep,
At least I don't feel so alone; like the only gal out there feeling the way I do. One problem (i guess) for me, is the fact that I refuse to "fake" it. I never have, and hope I never will. I would much rather just tell my guy that it didn't/won't happen for me that night. Or say nothing at all, if I am not asked. Sometimes I hate being a woman, and other times, I loooove it. I feel like I am nuts! I guess I need to work on shedding the guilt complex....it is so hard, when it is so ingrained into us as little girls. I know that we are way more apt to be 'in the mood' if we are geting along w/our 'significant others'. This is yet another of my 'issues'. I am feeling so very lonely, and have been for nearly 5 years now. It is horrible. I have a darling, smart, gorgeous hubby that surely must really love me, if he puts up w/all of my sh+*. The rest of life is pushing me o'er the edge. I want to run away from home, with nothing but my makeup, my favorite shoes and dresses, never to be seen again. Is this normal? Can I run away at 36??? I reaaaallly want to, sweetie......Thanks for the words of encouragement! Love you, Girlie! xoxoxo

[pepper]

i think that's how it is for most girls sweetie. i am a master of the 2 minute wank but it can take SSOOO long with the boy. Any boy, no matter how talented or how comfortable or turned on i am with him. that's just the way it is. i don't feel guilty about it though, generally speaking guys know what we're like. it's a rare bird who's in the mood at the drop of a hat never mind able to get off that quickly. though i have had times where i am taking a rilly long time or just can't make it happen at all and i feel disappointed for myself and for him too. that certainly doesn't make it any easier to relax and let it happen though so i try to toss those feelings out as usless.
best to find a way to get over it. the guilt and stress can't be good for you. and really, are you doing it just for the climax? do you think he is? the whole thing is kinda fun, no? why not concentrate on that and have a good time together whether you get off or not? that part you can do on your own any time in less than 5 right? it's the intimacy you share together that's the thing you can't get anywhere else. enjoy it and forget about the end result for a change.

[lawyergirl]

Oh, my girlies, i am so envious. I absolutely loooove sex, but feel like i am a burden to my husband, as i cannot come as quickly as he does. I always feel inadequate, and am sick of feeling this way. Mind you, he does not make me feel this way, but, me, being the guilt-ridden girl I am, cannot shake it. Any suggestions, Busties? The weird thing is, that I can bring myself to orgasm alone, in less than two minutes. Maybe it's 'cause I don't have any 'pressure' on me at the time..... I don't know what to do. please help, me, I feel like a piece of crap, constantly.......just a f&*#ed up human being. I don't feel like a woman at all. Is there something wrong with me? Please help if you can relate to me at all.....thanks, girlies. much love, lg

[zoya]

YAY!! I FINALLY HAD SEX!!! (see frustration thread...) Not only did I have sex, but I had sex with Hotty McHottHott 23 year old!! oh yeah, baby. I can only give him a B+ for technique, but he gets an A+ for effort and sheer energy. Unfortunately, we were both kinda buzzed so it was a little clunky, but sober enough to have a good time.

oh, did I mention that he is 15 years younger than me....!

oh yeah. oh yeah. oh YEAH!

[cstars124]

can i just say that screwing around with a virgin is unbelieveable...

My virgin is two years younger than i am, and less experienced than I am, and loves to just explore all different areas of my body and i have no idea how he got to be sooo amazing...yay for exploring virgin portions!

[obelix]

4 AM, need to wake up in three hours, but, oh wait, why don't we rub uglies until I have to bite the pillow and he starts calling out to higher power PORTIONS!

[epinephrine]

awesome portions the other night with a new girl. she made me dinner, we drank a bottle of red wine, smoked a bowl, and made out for hours. she gave me the best oral i've ever had in my entire life, and then i went down on her - first time i've ever really, properly, eaten pussy. and it was gorgeous. she has this amazing sweet-spicy smell that blew me away. i got her off twice with my tongue and once with fingers - a very successful night by all accounts. and then we cuddled until we fell asleep. mmmmm.

[minx]

My goodness! Where is the nookification in this lounge. You know what I miss? MissRisk's (Wasabininja) posts. She always kissed and told.

I got the HBI twice last night. Wonderful too drunk on the couch, sweating like beasts portions after a lovely fire outside, and then oh-my-gawd I need to bite the mattress to keep from alarming your neighbors portions.

He was talking all diryt about girlies and got me riled up. We really like girlies.

[sassygrrl]

Yay! First time with new guy portions!

It was great junior high making out session on my very squeaky bed. I'm sure I pissed off my roommates. We laid in bed for hours and just kissed....

Amazed that I was so comfortable around him naked. Normally it takes me weeks to get up the courage to have a boy see me nude.

He even made me come before my morning coffee... what a guy.

[kungpaoketchup]

fabulous, fabulous, pants never came off, we laid in bed for hours and whispered and giggled and tickled and kissed junior high-style portions rock sometimes.
and they make the imminent pants-ripping-off, hands up the skirt, clothing tearing, bed-breaking portions even better.

[obelix]

Portions! First time with a new guy portions! Usually, it takes me a few weeks to get comfortable enough to orgasm, but three minutes of CJ's tongue and I was waking the neighbors.

Then he didn't want me to leave the bed this morning and it turned into what he called his "best morning in Laramie yet".

[runnergirl]

I haven't seen my boy in a month. We had been talking about this rendezvous all week. HOURS of foreplay, oral, dirty talk (which I love) and new, fun, and exciting positions. A break for a fancy dinner and then back to the bed again for some more. He did exactly what I had told him I wanted previously this week...pretty amazing memory! And thanks to you BUSTies, I also used what I learned from the "hand job" thread to really drag out a loooong one for him, which impressed him beyond belief! Glowing and exhausted we feel asleep... Then, he must have touched me and excited me while I was still asleep, because I woke up to sweet kisses and sweet morning portions! Love him!

[venusindisguise]

Oh how I've been waiting to post in this thread. I've been on this post-portions cloud all day long! 2 portions were has, and he even initiated the second, this coming from the boy mentioned in the shyguy thread!

It was all nice and playful on the couch...and then the dash to the bedroom. "let me undo the belt you take too long!!!!". I think the neighbours thought we were practicing our curling moves.

"HARDER".