[curioushair]

Has anyone else seen the cryptic spoilers on Television Without Pity's boards?

[freckleface2727]

nope.
I just checked and this is what it said on aol..
8-9PM ET on UPN: Tyra Banks is more than just a pretty face; she's a shrewd businesswoman. But I hope she never sets her sights on the business of rail travel because if there's one thing Tyra knows, it's how to plan the perfect train wreck. 'Top Model' has all the elements: pretty people, bitchery and Jay Alexander. On the finale, a CoverGirl commercial test run and one last fashion show determine the winner.



I don't get it either but at least it's on!

Joanie or Danielle, just-not-jade!
(sorry anna k

[ambercherry]

i thought it was a two hour episode? aren't they usually two hours? there are three women left...

[freckleface2727]

isn't tonight the season finale?

it's only 1 hour though if it is, bummer.

[anna_k]

I want Jade to win. Tyra always picks nice humble girls. I want the "undiscovered supermodel" to win!

Every season at least one girl has a bodily freakout or secret illness/disability.

Joanie's got beautiful skin, I liked her swimsuit photo a lot.

Danielle's a cutie, I like her accent.

[whammy_bar]

Ha ha!! You guys crach my shit up. Jade was better with her fro. Danielle speaks just fine thank ee. It's gotta be Joanie or Danielle. It's true Nicole can't read lines well. Ack.

I'm loving Thailand. It seems they are really getting an opportunity to interact with cultural and business entities, and not just hoover up "good stuff CHEAP!!" Right on with Joanie and dancing and winning the warrior head.

So awesome.

Recover from the climate shock, Miss Danielle!

[candycane_girl]

I'm really rooting for Joanie to win. I kept hoping that Jade would be kicked off this week but every time I think she's doing badly she goes and steps it up!

However, at least everyone notices that she's just not really personable. I mean really, can anyone actually picture her as the face of Cover Girl?

[saktii]

I guess I'm not suprised Sarah went home. I highly doubt Jade will win, though. She's interesting looking, but in the modelling world-- she's kind of old.

[girlygirlgag]

Sarah


NOT JADE, I swear if she wins, I will not watch another ANTM. I swear I won't!

[saktii]

I missed it too! Who was booted off?

[mirabella]

Yes! I thought exactly the same thing when they showed the "My Life as a Cover Girl" commercial. Nicole has a HORRIBLE speaking voice! Bored and flat and nasal. I mean, it would benefit Danielle if she was able to lose the accent on cue, but it's pretty hypocritical to then cut to bored little Nicole. AND why didn't they send Danielle to a vocal coach instead of dentist, since she didn't want to go anyway. Tyra should be ashamed of herself for trying to change Danielle so much.

Jade needs to shave her head! Her hair really grosses me out. It looks like pee-soaked lamb's wool. ANd I hate how she speaks of herself in 3rd party. Could you imagine her "My Life as..." commercials if she wins? "Jade went to Paris. Paris is just tres (pronounced trrezzz) Jade." yuck.

Another thing that bothers me (wow, this show brings out ALL my cattiness)is How sloppy Joanie dresses. Baggy ripped jeans and a t-shirt with the hairstyle that I sprt most days as a stay at home mom. Can't she just brush her hair , throw on some lipgloss and something cute to wear? They must have longer than 2 minutes to get ready in the morning, right?

I do really love Danielle's personality so much though. She is SO down to earth, esp. compared to Jade. I cannot imagine her speaking in 3rd party.

[girlygirlgag]

WHY IS JADE STILL THERE!?!?!?!?!?

Just LOOKING at her makes me want to puke.

[wilhelminawonka]

So, Who got kicked off? I missed it last night
Was it sarah?

[freckleface2727]

I LOVE Danielle!
when she was riding around in the tut-tut, trying to give directions to the driver, saying things like " I know wit da way MY Luck is, next sign I'ma see is 'Wel-come to KorEah.' " and then when she was ready to get back to their starting point " do not pass go. do Not collect 200-dollas"
but I didn't think she really rocked any of the pictures last night, which is kinda off for her bc she's usually so strong. I'd so be ok if she won. she's got the best personality & attitude of the group.

joanie looked younger in her beach photo, twiggy mentioned it and I thought so too.
Younger. did you hear that Old lady Jade ?
dogpee yellow totally.
toss that chipmunk head on her and be gone.

saktii, I do see what you mean about joanie looking inbred, but I still love her.
- did y'all see how she & nigel hugged at the end of her photoshoot? I'm telling you, they're hooking up.

sara, yawn, bubye.

[maxine]

delurking here...
greenbean- my husband was saying the same thing about their voices!!!he is now convinced the show is racist.
jade should just not speak. she always says stupid things. and when she talks about how centered and above it all she is it makes me scream.
she looks like an old lady. and not in a good way.
i really really really hope danielle wins.the show needs someone exciting!
and how lame IS nichole. when she was talking about paris, she sounded all board. who sounds bored about paris? blandsville i tell you!

[greenbean]

"If only she could wear the chipmunk head all the time."
I was thinking that too! I was like, "ahh, shes cute!"

I think its funny that Tyra is ragging on Danielle like, "she cant talk like a Cover Girl." Then they cut to a commercial with Nicole, who cant either, and she won! So, um, humdrum, stuffed up, no inflections, suburban voice is better than husky, deep-south, ghetto-hillbilly voice? bah.

[mrsbert]

OK Jade can pose but I cant get past her old looking face. I can not see her pushing make-up for cover girl.

[curioushair]

Okay, after seeing tonight's episode, I have to admit Jade does have the best swimsuit body. But the face is still...scary.

If only she could wear the chipmunk head all the time.

[ambercherry]

i think jade looked so much better, softer and prettier with her natural hair colour. though she also looked good, i think it was last episode, when she had it flattened. but i hate the pee colour on her, too.

[junglista]

Plus, they really don't seem to like Sara either. It's strange because they approached her and asked her to try out, and now they don't like her. Oh, fickle judges!