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 Mar 21 2010, 03:55 PM
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There are some great stories and reminiscences about getting your period in this metafilter thread about US tv networks refusing to air ads for tampons, etc, that use the word "vagina."
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Mar 2 2010, 04:27 PM
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 Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,931 From: Citizen of the world |
I am so fucking BLOATED I could scream!
-------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Feb 3 2010, 05:07 AM
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Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,931 From: Citizen of the world |
This is a RANT. This is GRAPHIC. GRAPHIC.
Okay, so I have only been menstruating for twenty-four years (Two thirds of my goddamned life!) & the last eight or so years haven't been as hellish as the first sixteen, but c'mon already! It's messy, it's inconvenient & is just an all-around pain in my fucking ass! I've been a little crampy (Back in the day the cramps would have been so bad that they'd have have induced nausea.) & a lot horny & a little grumpy, just short in general. I can't sleep & I have the trots. THIS IS NOT FAIR. I topped out my cup in under two hours. TWO HOURS. I was laying on my heating pad when suddenly I felt that telltale *pop*. As soon as I sat down, a fat juicy clot popped out & then another. The Diva was overloaded. It's undignified & disgusting. I should not look like I murdered somebody because I'm bloody up to the wrist because my bod decides to super-slough. This is ridiculous! -------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Jan 20 2010, 06:32 PM
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I just have to rant....
GAH!!!!!! I have been menstruating for THIRTY YEARS!!!! Longer than some people posting on this board have been ALIVE! I am tired of cramps I am tired of tampons I am tired of the mess, I am just sick of it! I am so ready for it to be over... -------------------- To block Steve's latest incarnation, Click Here.
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Dec 31 2009, 01:25 PM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 345 From: upstate new york |
treehugger, i only flush tampons in public bathrooms if there's no garbage. i figure if it over flows they deserve it b/c what am i gonna do, put it back in my purse?
on the other hand i've never thought about my cat digging it out of the garbage (and luckily she never has). now i'm gonna be paranoid when i go to someone else's house who has cats speaking of tampon stories, my mom forgot she put a tampon in one time. i think it finally fell out like a week later all nasty. it really scared her tho b/c of tss. zoya, if u can't find it after "looking" for it it must have fallen out. i mean, mine do slip out alittle sometimes, and they have come out while i'm on the pot. that's probably what happened, esspecially if u were drinking, u probably didn't notice. anyone here use Nuva Ring? last month i put it in a week late and just figured i'd leave it in a week longer. i guess that's not a good idea bc i've been having cramps and outragous pms all week (not normal for me, essoecially w/ the ring in) so i took it out. i guess ill put it back in when after my period, but what was i thinking? that would have ment i would have been 35 days between periods, not 28. duh! i swear i could feel a hormone battle being waged in my uterus. -------------------- I'm not loaded, I'm just tired of being nice
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Dec 26 2009, 09:44 PM
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 There is nothing ironic about Show Choir! Posts: 3,261 From: Chicago |
I am having the craziest most emotional period this month! Just in time for Christmas.
On the 23rd, I got really annoyed that the grovery store was out of canned pumpkin and instead only had pumpkin pie filling. By Christmas Eve, I could not stop crying about EVERYTHING and was flat out depressed. Cooking made my house smell nice enough that I was able to re-find my holiday spirit. On Christmas morning, I repeatedly burst into tears. Very inconvienent as we had spent the night at my boyfriend's parents' house and I did not feel like explaining what was wrong. By the afternoon I was fine and I would say that I had a nice Christmas altogether, I just can't understand what all the crying was about. All of this after having a 2 week period that was very crampy over the Thanksgiving holiday. I have my annual gyne visit next month and I think I need to mention this. -------------------- In times of destruction, create something.
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Dec 20 2009, 05:35 PM
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cryostat bitch Posts: 1,717 |
So, those Busties who also peruse the Grossies thread-you probably know why I am here.
I am terrified to flush my tampons lest I end up digging them back out of my toilet trap. Yuk. That was an experience I don't really want to repeat soon. On the other hand, I really don't want my cat to be digging in my bathroom garbage container, either. Glad when this is over....I'm almost 42 now, you'd think it'd be pretty quick! -------------------- To block Steve's latest incarnation, Click Here.
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Dec 20 2009, 12:31 PM
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uh huh. Posts: 1,818 From: the world. |
see, that's what I'm kinda wondering - I used an ob, and ever since I got the IUD, the first couple days of my period are really heavy - so sometimes I can go through a tampon really quickly - so I'm thinking maybe it just kinda *slid* out.
like I said, gonna check more in a bit (been running around all day) but goddamn was it weird when I got home last night, went to take the thing out, and found ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. eek! QUOTE(auralpoison @ Dec 20 2009, 10:12 AM)  That is weird. The only time I've ever had one just slip out was when I first started using them & didn't yet have a handle on the rate of absorption. The little sucker was completely full & just rode on out when I sat down to remove it. |
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Dec 20 2009, 12:12 PM
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Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,931 From: Citizen of the world |
That is weird. The only time I've ever had one just slip out was when I first started using them & didn't yet have a handle on the rate of absorption. The little sucker was completely full & just rode on out when I sat down to remove it.
QUOTE(zoya @ Dec 20 2009, 11:54 AM) can you imagine if I have to go to the gyno?? "um... I put a tampon in and it just disappeared. No, I don't remember taking it out, because I didn't. Yes, I really DID put one in... etc ...etc..." ha QUOTE(auralpoison @ Dec 16 2008, 05:56 AM) I did know a woman once that forgot to remove her final tampon of her flow & didn't notice until she tried to insert a new one a *month* later. She'd had sex with her husband, she didn't notice any rank, nothing. I guess her Britney's contractions must have forced it down low enough for her to finally feel it . . . but she did get a good talking to by her doctor after.
-------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Dec 20 2009, 11:54 AM
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uh huh. Posts: 1,818 From: the world. |
well, there is a chance it could have slipped out - I was at a bar seeing a gig and I went in and out of the bathroom about 5 times during the night. Add to that being bundled up in layers because it's so cold out and I could quite possibly have just not noticed that it fell out. It just seems really weird that a tampon would spontaneously fall out..
I'm gonna check some more, but there's not that much room up there - I don't see how it could get up much farther than where it's supposed to go. can you imagine if I have to go to the gyno?? "um... I put a tampon in and it just disappeared. No, I don't remember taking it out, because I didn't. Yes, I really DID put one in... etc ...etc..." ha |
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Dec 20 2009, 08:16 AM
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 brown delicious Posts: 2,938 From: here, there, everywhere |
It sounds like you checked in the areas around the cervix. When I used the today sponge, it would slide into the back of my cervix during the removal process.
So, you don't remember any way how it might have slipped out by accident, such as using the bathroom. Hhhmmm. I would probably go to the gyne to be safe. -------------------- "I'm not impressed easily. Wow! A blue car!"-Homer Simpson
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Dec 20 2009, 06:10 AM
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uh huh. Posts: 1,818 From: the world. |
ok, here's a weird one - has anyone ever just had a tampon - disappear???
I put one in last night before i went out, was out 5 hours, came home to take it out, and it was GONE. just - GONE. I've never had one just fall out before, I mean, I suppose it could have come out while I was peeing at some point, but you'd think I'd see it. I nearly pulled my IUD out, feeling up there for the tampon, feeling the IUD strings and initially thinking "oh, there it is, how did it get up there?" did my vag just suddenly become so cavernous that a tampon could fall out without me knowing??? huh?? |
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 Nov 29 2009, 09:34 PM
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cryostat bitch Posts: 1,717 |
Bah. My toilet isn't flushing right, and I think a tampon is the culprit.
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Nov 24 2009, 06:57 AM
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 sassygrrl Posts: 2,021 From: Bumblefuck |
Yeah I'll probably end up starting Thanksgiving day. My calendar says the 27th. I have no stress this year as we're hanging out at home with no relatives, but the whole dog in the hospital thing didn't help. My cramps are still there! I just want to start damnit! Plus my breasts are hurting something fierce. I've been crying at lame holiday ads which I normally mock.
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Nov 24 2009, 04:59 AM
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cryostat bitch Posts: 1,717 |
Good Cod,
Why are my boobs blimping out so much this time? As a small breasted Bustie, it is INSANE to me to have to hold them up when getting out of bed in the morning! Eeesh. I think I'm going to start bleeding-oh, right about the time when I'm cooking Thanksgiving dinner-what timing, huh? -------------------- To block Steve's latest incarnation, Click Here.
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Nov 23 2009, 11:11 PM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 2,336 From: Canada |
Whyyyyyy do I have cramps if I am no longer on my period?! Wtf is this?
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Nov 20 2009, 01:03 PM
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sassygrrl Posts: 2,021 From: Bumblefuck |
BAD PMS. I had a cheeseburger and fast food yesterday twice! I do realize this was due to emotional eating b/c of the dog being in the hospital. Horrible cramps and back ache today!!!! Off to watch Glee and the Golden Girls. Now just craving cheesecake! And bad crying jags as well too....
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Nov 18 2009, 09:05 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 2,336 From: Canada |
Well, I've gone to the doctor before. I'm on birth control already and he said that since it only seems to happen once during the flow and not continually that there isn't really anything to be done.
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Nov 17 2009, 11:14 PM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 330 From: California |
wow CCG that is mega heavy flow! I usually change my cup morning and night and I'm done. But then when I was younger and first had my periods I had really terrible time with heavy flow. I'd go see a doc if it's that heavy to fill the cup in an hour!
mmm cheeseburger! Totally not on my eating clean diet plan this week, but now I want one too! |
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Nov 17 2009, 09:44 AM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 2,336 From: Canada |
Okay, I am officially in a BAD MOOD!! I just managed to fill up my entire Diva Cup in less than an hour. I mean, what the fuck is that? It doesn't happen all the time but I don't know if I should be going to the doctor or what. Also, it seemed like there was a really fucking huge clot in there, like much bigger than normal.
Well, now I know why I've been fantasizing about cheeseburgers all morning. |
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