[epinephrine]

Well, I'm not really sure where to post this because it's not exactly bizarro (well, most of it isn't, anyway), but I found this awesome gallery of really old vintage pinups and I just had to share it. You have to be a deviantart member and change your filter settings to view them, but it's so worth it. They are so cool. I'm going to print a bunch of them and hang them in my apartment.

[auntagonist]

ETA: HA HA HA! TOTally forgot about the (hopefully) temporary linky thing. anyway, the dude is @theisb on twitter and the tag is #chrisvstwilight

ok, so this is just a dude's twitter http://twitter.com/theisb, but him livetweeting reading twilght? HYSTERICAL!
http://twitter.com/#search?q=%23chrisvstwilight
my fave so far?
"Bella's paper on Macbeth is about "Whether Shakespeare's treatment of the female characters is misogynistic." "
"I'm willing to suspend my disbelief quite a bit for this book. Vampires and werewolves? Sure. No prob. "
"But lady, if you want me to believe that Bella Swan can spot misogyny without a magnifying glass and a tour guide... "

This post has been edited by auntagonist: Dec 3 2009, 04:28 PM

[rogue]

OMG CH a friend of mine posted this on her FB this weekend and it's hilarious. Seriously a lot of those photos are very WTF?! I love it!

[culturehandy]

explain this.

[gorett]

some of my favourites (not sure how bizarro, but definitely entertaining):
http://eugenemirman.com/
http://www.bk.com/en/us/campaigns/subservient-chicken.html (type in commands to watch the chicken do them)
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/
http://www.songstowearpantsto.com/
http://confessions.grouphug.us/
http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/
http://notontheguestlist.wordpress.com/
http://toothpastefordinner.com/

and a shameless plug for my site http://joyas.ca/

[culturehandy]

my heart hurts from even looking at that.

[zoya]

I looked up the nutritional profile for a serving of that thing and it's UNBELIEVABLE! Takes the phrase "heart attack on a plate" out of the figurative realm. Crazy. Crazy.

turducken ain't got nothin on the Bacon Explosion:

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion

now THAT'S a heart attack on a plate. Although you can't really hate anything that features a "bacon weave."

[foryoursplendor]

Hahahaha, Thanks for posting that regretsy, jezabelle. That is hilarious!

[jezabelle]

http://www.regretsy.com/

[koffeewitch]

Cats that look like Hitler

I loved this one, the photos were great, but it was reading the commentaries that really killed me.


For anyone who hasn't checked out that shitmydadsays thing somewhere below, it's a must. Especially for us sorry saps who can relate personally. I wish I could blow off all the shit my dad ever said by making a joke of it. This guy is my role model.

[koffeewitch]

Geez Pepper, I'm starting to feel like I'm stalking you today; I'm finding you everywhere! (But this is always a good thing). Anyway, you DID NOT send that to a natural parenting site and have people defend it??!! OMG. I am speechless. Admittedly I only made it to the second page, slightly past the "meat baby".

polly: thanks for reporting the "spam". I already reported "airporthoneys" if any of you should run into him and his escort service ads.

[pollystyrene]

If you'd eat turkey, duck, and chicken separately, I don't see what the big deal is. If you're a vegetarian, or you don't care for one of them (or the thought of them all together), I can understand the disgust. Turducken certainly isn't something I'd want to eat every day because of its nutritional content, but once in awhile- bring it on! Wonder if they can find a way to get some bacon between the layers.

ETA: Oh yeah, and spam has been reported. "Spam"...how ironic.

[pepper]

SORRY! I know, I only got to the start of page three before I felt myself turning green. How can just looking at pictures of that stuff make you feel so sick? Amazing. Know what's even more amazing? I posted that on a natural mama site (homebirth, cloth diapers, baby wearing, co-sleeping, anti-vaxination) and most of the women who commented were like "What's so bad about ______?" or "That ____ looked good!" And, get this, "We're desperately looking for a turducken." Urgh, gag! I looked up the nutritional profile for a serving of that thing and it's UNBELIEVABLE! Takes the phrase "heart attack on a plate" out of the figurative realm. Crazy. Crazy.

The yogurt ad was too awesome. Made me cringe and laugh all at the same time.

[Persiflager]

Eurgh! Why, Pepper, why? For the love of all that's holy, why would you do that?

*goes to throw all food out of kitchen as she won't be eating for a week*

ETA: I loved the yoghurt ad! Is it wrong that I was disappointed that they didn't play the a cappella group's gang bang song? I like barbershop

[pepper]

don't throw up.

This is why you're fat.

I call this stuff phood, that's as close as it gets to the real thing IMO.

[pepper]

Stalking Cat. Squint, it makes it a little easier to look at him.

Ugly tattoos, now this is just the best. I don't know what it is about really dreadful permanent body art that is so captivating but I could look at this shit for Hours.

Ok, one more... ad spoofs. After this eyelash one check out the yogurt ad, hee hee hee hee hee...

[epinephrine]

I know! Isn't it depressing? I was reading that and listening to Joy Division and it was enough to give me my own existential crisis.

[Persiflager]

Aw! I am moved

[epinephrine]

I'm certain this has been posted before, but I just rediscovered it and decided it deserves to be posted again: the brilliant Garfield minus Garfield.

[indiechick]

I went to that site. It seemed it was more like "let's make fun of poor people who shop at walmart." It seemed really classist to me and not funny at all. Just mean.

I don't think it's making fun of the poor but making fun of those with poor taste. Being poor does not necessarily have to mean that you have to have poor taste as well. And I am quite sure that not only poor people shop at Walmart.