[rantrave88]

dear pixiedust,
I knowww.
it makes me sad too.

dear lovely friend
you are awesome, even if i get mad sometimes. thanks for doing the dishes. I hear you right now. Also, thank you for having exquisite taste in music, even if it is very depressing. (and the same song five times in a row!)
okay bye,
me

dear self,
do not get all worked up. Today was better than it could have been.

dear you,
lameo mc flamo. I mean, just plain lame. I do not do flaky friendships, even if I dig you like a worm in the dirt.
I am done done done and refuse to be cute with you ever again.
*so there* Actually, no, that was being cute. Byye.
me

dear goddess,
please let it be so that the fratboy lameos next door did not see me naked when i was changing and forgot to close the blinds. I am skeeved out!!!!

[pixiedust]

Dear lounge,

You make me so sad lately. Everybody is so ready to jump on everyone else lately. It seems like you can't even have an opinion of your own that differs with someone elses without getting slammed. I know the Jamu stick crap really messed withus all because the people involved appeared to be real Busties and had us duped. But that is no reason to practically chase away anyone new or beat up the existing memebers who have a different poitn of view.
I remember when we could have good debates and arguments without trambling on other peoples right to a different opinion. I thought feminism was about acceptance of each other.
It seems most of the "regulars" are moving off onto other websites and it just makes me sad.
Pixiedust

[momo]

dear dude,
why did you put me through so much shit for 2 years just to forget about me in 3 weeks? i regret giving you all the chances i did.
me

dear self,
stop wasting your energy worrying about someone with no depth. there are all kinds of rad people in your life to hang out with. enjoy their company instead.
love,
me

dear M,
what is your deal?
me

dear E,
you are so pretty and fun. i hope we can make out.
me

[zoya]

ok mr HMCHH - I just wanna be buddies cause you are cool and we have fun. I'm not getting all weird on you, I hope you don't think I am just because I am bugging you to get your fine ass on AIM. I'm just being myself and I wanna talk to you.

so anyway, come on. don't be a pussy. it's no big deal.

yeah!
zoya

[seraphine]

Dear Mr. Manager,
Stop being such an insidious bastard to my guy. He works his ass off for you and the company, and you give him shit for the most petty, minute things. I don't care if you're french, or think you're hot because you wear the black shirt. You had the looks, but your attitude makes you as ugly as sin. I wouldn't fuck you if you begged. Start treating him right, goddamnit. Your guys are talking about you behind your back. And you know what? They all hate your egotistical guts. Little do you know, there is talk of a coup.
Regards,
-S

Dear My Golden Locks,
Please grow back quickly. I was horrible and chopped you off. I miss you terribly.
Sincerely yours,
-S

[sassygrrl]

obelix that hug was intended to you not CJ. Sorry, not enough coffee yet.

[sassygrrl]

((CJ)) Warning bitchy post.

Dear universe, please let me not fuck up this so called relationship or job. When things go well, I expect Kezer Soze to jump out of the bushes, and throw some shit my way. Am waiting for shit to fall any day now, as God's little joke.

J,
Quit telling me you want to wait for sex, and then want me to suck your dick? Isn't that an intimate act... isn't that emotional? I have my fucking mouth on your cock, and I think that's pretty emotional. And by the way, I'm not blowing you again, until you go down on me. I don't care of your scared or out of pratice, I can teach you.

Please don't run away. It seems you have some commitment issues. I just want shit to work out between us, because I sense a good thing here. Or the beginnings of a good thing. And please don't leave me hanging on forever. I can't do that anymore.

And yes, you pissed off my landlord by showing up so late last night. She's already pissed that you're even here. I so need to find a new place. This isn't just due to you, but I'm getting very sick of the whole housemates thing. Just glad you weren't drunk.

S, Just because we made out the other night, does not make me love you. I needed to be touched and J wasn't here. I have a feeling this LDR isn't going to work out, I'm just too much of a flirt.

[obelix]

Sorry, Busties, long rambling letter ahead.

CJ-
So many reasons. I just don't feel it, and I don't know if you're even capable of feeling it. I think you're selfish and too wrapped up in yourself to really care about somebody else.

I find myself giving in to the urge to take car of you- which is okay if it's reciprocated. But this mother/son dynamic that we've developed is just infuriating. I pet your hair, you smile; I trace your lips, you smile; I make you dinner, you thank me; I give you a half-hour back massage, you thank me. What the fuck am I getting out of this?

Yeah, you're phenomenally pretty. And I think that I've discovered that I AM shallow enough to stay with you because I'm proud to walk down the street next to somebody so farking gorgeous.

But it's not enough. Duh. You've let me know that you have a serious problem with commitment, and I've internalized that to the point where I don't think that I could ever let myself fall for you. I can take care of you and comfort you for as long as you need, but you could never actually touch me.

And the sex, dude? What about ME? Goddamn it, jerk, you don't even TRY to get me off more than a quarter of the time! Then you lay there with a smug smile on your face and talk about how great it was for both of us. And you KNOW that I want more- I've freaking told you that I'd like you to at least try.
-D

R-
Don't think that you're automatically back in as soon as he's out. You've got a hell of a lot of atoning to do. But I think you really have changed. And we work so freaking well together. You're like an old friend who knows everthing about me already.
-D

[zoya]

dear friends -

I tried to write this to you before, but for some reason it wouldn't post... I'm sorry for doubting you all. Thank you for coming back and bringing the party to me! You all rock and I am so thankful that you are in my life.

zoya


dear Mr HMCHH -

yeow!

zoya

[rantrave88]

dear god,
fuck you, man!

[freckleface2727]

neighbor:
YAH!
you are doing so fantasticaly wonderful, I am floored and much taken down several pegs.
apparently I AM crazy, which is just wonderful compared to the scary awful feelings I'd had about things for you.
you are so competent and, well, shineyhappy, you radiate good energy right now.

blessings and peace~
neighbor

freck's school:
you have Pissed Me Off now.
I don't know exactly what I'm going to do yet, but there is no way it's right what happened.
part of me wants to be lazi & be happy & just enjoy that you passed her in that class so we can enjoy the summer and look forward to next year, but I can't. she wasn't-even-close and her grades all year long but esp at the end, showed that. what do I have to do to get you to really SEE my child? is this part of the brilliant No Child Left Behind scheme? if a kid's otherwise got pretty decent grades, to just scoot them on by? under the rug and up the ladder?
no, I will be that pain in the ass parent who really does care, and continue to fight and crusade to get the genuine help and education for my child that our taxpayer dollars guarantee.

see you soon~
freck's mom

[mandolyn]

dear mandi,

get a grip. shit happens. quit turning it into the end of the world. put on your big girl panties, pull up your bootstraps and move the fuck on already. chalk it up to 'nother lesson learned, nothing more, nothing less.

but yeah. do LEARN from it this time, k?

love,
mandi, who's tired of all the self-flagellation already

[squealy_peaches]

Dear Admissions assholes,

First you make me wait what felt like forever, only to tell me I am on the "alternate list". You suck.

Not to even mention the bullshit "please note that we are not comfortable with giving out any other details on your status until we are able to make an offer of admission, so unless there is some extreme urgency in your situation, I would request that you await further word from us...."

All I want to know is am I like #2 on the fucking list or #1267... you jerks.

You Suck!

SP

[missladyj]

Dear E,
Fuck you and your emails entitled FYI. I don't think our father was rude to your obnoxious husband , in fact I think it is the other way around. and quit throwing it back in my face how you had my back. If you wanted to stick up for me do it because you believed it was the right thing to do not because you can use it lord over me and show how I owe you. I don't owe you shit. I never asked you to stick up for me and would prefer if you didnt. I yes shit was hetic for the first four years of our marriage but guess what I have worked it out and don't harbor all the bitterness and resentment that you do. I am over it and have forgiven them for not getting it. What is important to me is that I enjoy the relationship I have with our parents now. I can't continue to be angry. Let it go.

I did stick up for you until I found out your husband did not work for 8 months and he was a dick to our father who is a grown man and doesnt have to like that asshole you married.

You are both assholes who deserve each other . I hope you live miserably together ever after.
j

[rantrave88]

dear self,
Stop being a lazy fuck.

And stop thinking about stupid stuff.
it's not good for you.

me

and as for you,
mmmmmmmmmmm
you don't know what i'd do to you.

[pixiedust]

Dear Mr.A,
You were a kick ass teacher back in the day. Yes, I secretly(or maybe not so secretly) had a crush on you. Know what would make you totally awesome? Please hire Mr. Pixie! He is going to be a kick ass teacher...and it is so close to the house! I am still digesting how completely weird it is that my old teacher could become my husbands boss and contemporary.
Thanks,
Pixie
P.S. Yes, I do still have the OSU ping pong ball earrings!

Dear Other school board,
Please recognize what a kick ass teacher Mr. P is going to be an offer him a job so he has a back up plan. But don't be upset if he doesn't give you an answer until after he hears back from Mr. A.
Thanks,
Pixiedust

Dear head,
WTF? Do we need more sleep, a chiropractor, more HBi injections, what? Please stop with all the aching so bad the world goes blurry.
Pix

Dear post office,
Please for once be amazingly fast and let my wedding pictures be waiting for me when I get home!
Mrs.Pixiedust

[opheliathemuse]

dear O,
I am done with the crush. Over, caput. Nevermind.
Ophelia

Dear P,
it makes me sad to hear you're repeating behaviour that scared us as children. I'd hoped you were past that.
Scared,
O

[mornington]

Dear N
aaaaaaaaaaargh!
I love you. Come to Italy with me next summer.
E

Dear Examiners
Please please please please pass me. I really really do want to be a vet. Please?
Thank you

Dear O
talk to me, I'm bored and I miss our chats. I do hope you're having a good time on your holiday, but don't wait too long to come visit.
love
the crazy one

(((busties)))

[freckleface2727]

ggg, thanks so much
things are better now.. by degree..
the world is just heavy sometimes, you know?
hugs back,
freckle


house
thankyou for not having termites!!!!
owner

[opheliathemuse]

Dear universe,
I want him to love me. Why?
~Ophelia