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> Get your mind out of the gutter: The Inadvertent Inappropriateness Thread
pollystyrene
post Oct 2 2007, 08:42 PM
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thanks, reminds me of the scene from The Critic where they're making fun of Orson Welles and the frozen pea commercial he did in real life. laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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mouse
post Oct 2 2007, 08:07 PM
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omg, polly, that's HILARIOUS

pepper: yeah! it is impossible not to! HAH


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pollystyrene
post Oct 2 2007, 08:47 AM
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I never stopped in this thread because I never thought I had anything to contribute...then, suddenly today, it was up at the top and I remembered something stupid I said a few months ago- LeBoy and I were at my parent's house and I grabbed some leftover tuna casserole they had in their fridge. Normally it's something LeBoy would eat, but my mom had put peas in it, and he doesn't like peas.

I offered him a bite anyway, and he said no, because there was a pea in the bite. I plucked it out with my teeth and said, just as my dad was coming into the room, "there, I sucked the pea-ness off! Eat it!" I realized what I said and LeBoy and I just looked at each other and cracked up; my dad didn't really hear what I said and was just confused.


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pepper
post Oct 2 2007, 08:05 AM
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ppfftt!

i caught a bit of it, it was so funny. oprah was making a joke about how the dude who admitted to having had a facial was more trepidatious about saying he had than the guys talking about having erectile disfunction! i laughed and laughed.
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mouse
post Oct 1 2007, 09:51 PM
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bumping this thread because i was reading (via defamer) about oprah's "man talk" show and the host was saying "facials aren't just for women" and the first thing i thought of was cum...


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llamas
post Jun 18 2007, 01:47 PM
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They've added a new attraction to one of the blue highway signs on the way back from my parents' house: Mountwood Park.
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kiss_the_fiddler
post Jun 17 2007, 10:50 PM
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There's a creek near here where the guys on my fire department go camping on the weekends. Honest to shit, it's called Bloody Dick Creek. It's even on the map. Wonder how it got it's name.


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girltrouble
post Jun 17 2007, 02:57 PM
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zora wait-- there's a tillicum in portland too? or are you in seattle?


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kittenb
post Jun 17 2007, 10:34 AM
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I'm reading a Nora Roberts novel & one of the characters is reminiscing about her sons camping out: "Boys do like to pitch a tent."


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shinyx3
post Jun 14 2007, 12:50 PM
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zora
post May 21 2007, 02:04 AM
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Not only is it a town, it's name is everywhere. There's a restaurant here called "Tillicum Bar and Grill," and every time we drive by it my boyfriend says, "So, how long do I do this?"
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toastybean
post May 14 2007, 12:41 AM
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so i was watching the news today and discovered there was a town in WA state called...Tillicum
i guess its pronounced till-ih-cum...but i still thought that was pretty awesomely inappropriate.
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pinkpoodle
post May 9 2007, 09:20 PM
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Hahahahaha!!!!! Mouse, that is friggin' hilarious!!!! *rolls on floor*


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candycane_girl
post May 9 2007, 08:42 PM
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I have never heard of cornhole until now.

Okay, so this is kind of cheesy but when I was in Toronto for my internship and I would wait for the streetcar I just started looking at a bunch of places on the TTC map at the stop. And as I was looking at the names I found one place called Old Cummer. tongue.gif
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llamas
post May 9 2007, 02:12 PM
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Dude. I had never heard of cornhole until I moved to Ohio, and laughed for about a week straight. Now I have a friend who paints cornhole sets, and it is always funny to observe the reactions when she tells people that. laugh.gif
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kittenb
post May 7 2007, 07:31 PM
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Well, at least the shirt shows that they get the joke.

My best friend, who's gay, an Ohio University Cornholer's teeshirt.


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sixelacat
post May 7 2007, 05:50 PM
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Oh, god, kittenb! The best thing about that site is that it links to the American Cornhole Association, and they have t-shirts!


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kittenb
post May 7 2007, 02:28 PM
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I don't know, maybe this word doesn't mean the same thing everywhere but it really caught my attention when it came up on the top of my gmail screen: The Cornhole Outlet.


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shinyx3
post Apr 8 2007, 02:46 PM
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mouse, my dog is looking at me like he can't figure out why i am laughing. that is great.


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mouse
post Apr 8 2007, 10:47 AM
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every bustie needs to own ikea's "FEMMEN VÅG" shower curtain.


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