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> Would You Rather, The Game Of Horrible, Aweful, No Good Choices
femmespeak
post Jan 17 2007, 01:11 PM
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celine dion. definitely. Either way, you'd have to close your eyes because they're egotistical performers.

As Phoebe in Friends asked, would you rather eat a talking gorilla, or a seeing eye dog (who once rescued you)?


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post Jan 17 2007, 12:39 PM
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heavy thing on my toe. i'd be warm and i could eat.

ew, but david lee roth. at least he's got a personality.

go to a celine dion or barbra streisand concert?
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pepper
post Jan 17 2007, 12:21 PM
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heeheeheeheehee!

and eeewwwww! i have to think about that.

tongue stuck to a frozen metal pole outside in winter or drop something heavy on your toe and break it? your toe i mean.
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pinkpoodle
post Jan 17 2007, 12:08 PM
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Pepper! Did you mean to spell "grammar" incorrectly? wink.gif I think that might be what girl trouble was giggling about. It was just kinda funny.

Yeah, I suppose I'd pick the gas.

I'd pick the physical pain before the embarrassment. Painkillers are pretty effective.

Would you rather sleep with David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar--in their current conditions?


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pepper
post Jan 17 2007, 11:02 AM
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hee hee!
gas. you can hold that one in for a few secs to get outta the room anyhow.
barbie. might be fun!
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culturehandy
post Jan 17 2007, 10:49 AM
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speaking of BAD spelling, it seems that I cannot spell awful correctly. Isn't that nice. *laughs at self*


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girltrouble
post Jan 17 2007, 10:28 AM
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dood! i'd have to say gas, for tommy's reason, plus i work with a guy with the most HORRIBLE breath.... ugh... i can at times smell it across the room....

i hate to be embarassed, but that's what i'd pick, cos you could come up with a crazy story of what happend


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tommynomad
post Jan 17 2007, 08:17 AM
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Gas, please. That way, I can still talk to people and blame the smell on nearbys.

Would you rather be taken to emergency with something painful (like a gsw) or something painfully embarrassing (like a barbie up your bum)?


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culturehandy
post Jan 17 2007, 07:56 AM
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Teal eyeliner, at least I could use black over top of it.

Mucus.

Swan Dress.

Bad spelling.

Q-tips.

Bad accent, teeth are very important to me.

Hmmm, something totally vile now.

Would you rather have consistently bad smelly gas (which no amount of beano or anything will make go away, ever) or consistently bad breath (which no amount or brushing, or anything, will make it go away, ever)?




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girltrouble
post Jan 17 2007, 01:50 AM
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nothing. i just always wanted to call you salty.

bad spelling. there's always spell check now days. but i love saying bad grand ma!
bad accent. they're funny.



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pepper
post Jan 17 2007, 01:37 AM
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hey! what's wrong with that one anyhow? i thought it was a good one.

q-tips.
i'm not answering that other one.
or that Other one either. ugh.

bad accent/voice or bad teeth. none of this thinking about how you could change one or the other either, just which one would you choose to have.
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girltrouble
post Jan 17 2007, 01:02 AM
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oh pepper, you're so salty. lol.


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pepper
post Jan 17 2007, 12:02 AM
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bad grammer or bad spelling.
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girltrouble
post Jan 16 2007, 11:50 PM
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god this is brutal:
swan dress, i always thought it was witty, dirty and funny.
qtips. i'd be working at it for years, but still. with sawdust it'd get everywhere.
mucus. quick and easy. i love the smell of turpentine, but i don't like cuts.
rush. then i'd blackmail him into retiring. i'd do the same with jerry falwell, too but he has less clout.
feathers. it's exotic and unusual. b'sides last time i was home my mom lost her mind and decorated the whole house in teal. now teal gives me hives.
no phone. i don't like calling people anyways.
horseshack. atleast you can laugh at it. it's "ironic" and kitchy
fingernails. i skateboard. dirtynails mean almost nothing to me.
no sex. denial is fun. we can 'bate, right?
pam. condie is the worst kind of sell out-- and she has blood on her hands. no stank you.
dirty tub/shower. clean bedding is a simple pleasure.
smell. my ex lost her sense of smell and i can't imagine it, but eating food for texture would kill me.
Tara. paris is balls. the worst of the weathy. dumb, and thinks she deserves her money. she's george bush, young and in a dress. ugh. i loathe her.
cia. they wouldn't really extort me. but they would throw me in jail...hmmm the mafia. they wouldn't bug my apartment...they would threaten my friends hmmm... the cia...they wouldn't...


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pinkpoodle
post Jan 16 2007, 10:44 PM
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Bwahahaha!! Q-Tips, I guess. Sawdust would probably cause an infection after a while.

If forced to wear the outfit in public, would you wear Bjork's dead swan dress or her Michael Jackson skirt/shawl outfit?


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kelkello
post Jan 16 2007, 08:24 PM
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That is positively foul, but I'd have to go with the mucus because it would cause vomiting but not horrific cuts and agonizing turpentine burn.

Oh, I forgot my conundrum...would you rather be limited in toilet paper choices to a handful of sawdust or q-tips (one at a time)?


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treehugger
post Jan 16 2007, 07:47 PM
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teal eyeliner, I'd have to say.

Would you rather:

Slide on your back on a slide made of razor blades, landing into a pool of turpentine, or

Suck the mucus out of a week-old corpse's nose?

(okay, maybe that should go in grossies...)


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kelkello
post Jan 16 2007, 07:33 PM
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I lived with no internet forever, so I'd have to go with that.

Rush or Jerry? Egad. Rush I guess as long as I could gag him and the lights were out.

lime green maribou feathers for eyebrows or permanently tatooed teal eyeliner (upper and lower lids)


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culturehandy
post Jan 16 2007, 06:09 PM
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Oh well that changes everything. Except I'd still go with the dirty water shower, at least I wouldn't have to fester in it, like in a bath.

No phone, at least I could still e-mail crud and amuse myself with neaton things online.

Tattoo of Horshak,

Dirty fingernails, because after two days, the dirty underwear is all done.

No sex, as long as there was the masturbation thing.

Pammy, in a second.

Would you rather have to sleep with Rush Limbaugh or Jerry Fallwell?






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post Jan 16 2007, 05:47 PM
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Now, I was taking the "dirty bath or shower" to mean THE WATER IN IT, not the structure.


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