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 Jan 9 2009, 04:44 AM
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-------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Jan 6 2009, 08:39 PM
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Thomas Jane can punish me anytime...
Christopher Gorham too, but only if he wears those glasses from Ugly Betty... |
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Jan 5 2009, 07:53 PM
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 the moistiest Posts: 1,700 From: here. in my head. |
jason segel. because he's got the funny, is nerdy/endearing, and showed his wang multiple times in forgetting sarah marshall.
that, and i'm watching the reruns of how i met your mother on lifetime. (pre-emptive guilty pleasure thread post: lifetime.) |
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Dec 30 2008, 09:11 PM
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Oh, and Daniel Radcliffe- I feel like such a diryt old woman about that one. I have one of those pictures from Equus on a piece of flair on my Facebook page. [/quote] OMG. I just met a lady whose husband looks just like Daniel Radcliff. Seriously. It's soooo weird. They are both super cute and it made me kinda uncomfortable 'cause I felt like a total letch. They're only 22. Hee. -------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Nov 26 2008, 10:10 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 145 From: Southern Arizona |
This one is left over from high school, but Jarvis Cocker from Pulp. Just go to Youtube and watch the "Comon People" video. He's such a dandy, but he's so smooth and you can tell he's totally a pervert. Pete Yorn is smokin' hot also. I have to agree with the folks who said Alan Cummings and Margaret Cho. I don't even really like girls that much but Margaret is looking really glamorous as of late. Alan Cummings is just oddly attractive to me. I can't really explain it.
-------------------- "Let's go dancing in high heels!"-Liz Lemmon
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Nov 25 2008, 09:05 PM
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the moistiest Posts: 1,700 From: here. in my head. |
i've been getting hooked on boston legal these days, and for some reason, tom selleck has this gruff bear thing going on that i kinda dig...
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Oct 20 2008, 08:08 PM
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the moistiest Posts: 1,700 From: here. in my head. |
ahhhhhhhhh
i just have to say, not fair. no one should be allowed to look like this. now i know, blah blah blah airbrush blah blah... but you have to have a jumping off point! halle berry not airbrushed is like a supermodel ohio-style. i want to fuck her so that i may steal her powers. |
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Oct 17 2008, 09:11 PM
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Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,931 From: Citizen of the world |
Word to the Thirties. Lee Pace is just sick hawt. It should be illegal to be that fuckin' sexy. He looks so femme in "Soldier's Girl", he's so damned pretty. I dunno how he dealt with having his thick brows plucked, but I would have been more than willing to provide succor.
-------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Oct 16 2008, 01:56 AM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 234 From: terra australis |
I have recently developed an embarrassing crush on Lucas Neill.
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Oct 12 2008, 09:13 PM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 1,018 From: Connecticut |
I 3rd Edward Norton. And James McAvoy.
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Oct 12 2008, 05:55 PM
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Too many mutha uckas, Uckin' with my shi- Posts: 4,631 From: Chicago |
Hey, what happened to the Johnny Depp thread? I clicked "View All" or whatever at the bottom, but it didn't show up.
Anyway, this cracked me up today: So true, so very true. Mm, delicious. Oh, and Daniel Radcliffe- I feel like such a diryt old woman about that one. I have one of those pictures from Equus on a piece of flair on my Facebook page. Hey, I think Faerietails got to go see that play....I wonder what she thought of it/him. -------------------- You went to school where you were taught to fear and to obey, be cheerful, fit in, or someone might think you're weird.
Life can be perfect. People can be trusted. Someday, I will fall in love; a nice quiet home of my very own. Free from all the pain. Happy and having fun all the time. It never happened, did it? |
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Oct 10 2008, 08:38 PM
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the moistiest Posts: 1,700 From: here. in my head. |
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Oct 10 2008, 07:42 PM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 580 From: Loss Angeles |
Lee Pace, anywhere, anytime.
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Oct 10 2008, 01:51 AM
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QUOTE(rudderlesschild @ Oct 3 2008, 11:51 AM)  I want a three-way with Daniel Radcliffe and Simon Pegg. Would there be pegging? "cause something tells me he'd go for that.  I have such a crush on Bonny Norton and Rosemary Senior right now. I know they're academics, and it's not a starfucker thing, but I still L-O-V-E lurve them. -------------------- "If I help women to have babies when they can give them love and affection, [those babies] will not grow up to be rapists or murderers.
They will not build concentration camps." --Dr. Henry Morgentaler |
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Sep 29 2008, 10:00 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 331 From: Auckland, ANZ! |
Margaret Cho is soooooooo at the top of my list right now.
Oh, and Yelena Isinbayeva. So poised, so strong. She'd break me in half! -------------------- "If I help women to have babies when they can give them love and affection, [those babies] will not grow up to be rapists or murderers.
They will not build concentration camps." --Dr. Henry Morgentaler |
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Sep 29 2008, 04:39 PM
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 Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 163 From: San Antonio, TX |
Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks. In the Red Room, without the little dancing man or Laura Palmer. Afterwards, we'll share some cherry pie and coffee.
-------------------- "There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." -Anais Nin |
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Sep 29 2008, 12:52 PM
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BUSTie Posts: 33 From: o-h-i-ooooo |
ok, trent reznor, of course. also, other exceptionally hawt 40 somethings..david duchovny followed by kevin spacey (who may be over 40?), alan cumming, johnny depp
and then there was isaac brock........ |
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Sep 21 2008, 11:00 AM
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Big Fat Bitch Posts: 4,931 From: Citizen of the world |
I watched American Gangster last night. I want to be the filling of a Russell Crowe/Denzel Washington sandwich.
-------------------- "You're cute, like a velvet glove cast in iron. And like a gas chamber, a real fun gal."
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Sep 11 2008, 05:19 AM
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Willem Defoe, in an anonymous five-star New York hotel bedroom with a big bed. Afterwards: islay whiskey and cigarettes
And for the jailbait alternative: Tim from Friday Night Lights, in the backroom of the bar we just met at. Afterwards: huge pizza at his place, where we went for round two... |
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Sep 10 2008, 03:34 PM
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Hardcore BUSTie Posts: 163 From: San Antonio, TX |
Okay, second scenario: Me and Anthony Bourdain. Place: A grassy field in Alaska, underneath the Northern Lights. Post-coital snack: Oysters.
-------------------- "There came a time when the risk to remain tight in the bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." -Anais Nin |
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