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totomoto
post Jun 8 2010, 08:02 PM
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ubiquitous irony

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post Jun 8 2010, 08:00 PM
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BP

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post Jun 8 2010, 07:59 PM
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a masterful storyteller http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkX9CCq2JWU



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post Jun 8 2010, 07:57 PM
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http://dotcomjoe.com/0605f3

Republican version of how to plug the oil leak.

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post Jun 8 2010, 07:56 PM
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Subject: YouTube - KLM Economy Comfort Product with Ramana at Manchester Airport T2



http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=6NPF0A_vGC4

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post Jun 8 2010, 07:55 PM
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The first testicular guard, the "Cup", was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974.

That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important...


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post May 14 2010, 02:06 PM
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Unfortunate Urls

1. A site called "Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent who represents a celebrity.
www.whorepresents.com

2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views.
www.expertsexchange.com

3. Looking for a good pen? Pen Island is for you:
www.penisland.net

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder:
www.therapistfinder.com

5. The Italian Power Generator company:
www.powergenitalia.com
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post May 14 2010, 01:54 PM
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin and the Panama Canal?

The Panama Canal is a busy ditch.
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post May 12 2010, 03:48 PM
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How it works...

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post May 7 2010, 12:43 PM
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http://studentsmetro.com/fun/images/735/Si...ng_You_A_Smile_

Smile! smile.gif
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post May 4 2010, 03:55 PM
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Best Self Picture Ever

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post May 3 2010, 02:47 PM
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Ukelele Orchestra

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post Apr 26 2010, 02:00 PM
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On his death bed, Earl Woods gave Tiger the following advice:

"Focus on golf. Screw everything else."

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post Apr 26 2010, 01:53 PM
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It has been said that imagination is the reality of the artist.



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post Apr 21 2010, 02:29 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEVU-YLpM8A...player_embedded

The Modern Video Game

Bear with it, its funny.
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post Apr 21 2010, 11:42 AM
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The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Get a Wife


1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. - (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

2. Find a prostitute and marry her. - (Hosea 1:1-3)

3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. - Moses (Ex 2:16-21)

4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. - Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)

5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. - Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)

6. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you. - Adam (Gen 2:19-24)

7. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a wife. - Jacob (Genesis 29:15-30)

8. Cut 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife - David (I Samuel 18:27)

9. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative, of course.) - Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)

10. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest. - Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)

11. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ... woman; now get her for me."
If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me." - Samson (Judges 14:1-3)

12. Kill any husband and take HIS wife (Prepare to lose four sons, though). - David (2 Samuel 11)

13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea; it's the law.) - Onana and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)

14. Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity. - Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)

15. A wife?...NOT? - Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35)


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post Apr 20 2010, 11:28 AM
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Q~ What was Iceland's economy's last wish?

A~ Its ashes to be spread all over Europe.

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post Apr 14 2010, 05:49 PM
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Waiter," the customer calls. "Taste the soup."
The waiter says, "Whattsamatta with the soup?"
"Taaaste the soup."
"Is it too hot? Too cold?"
"Waiter, taste the soup."
"If you don't like the soup, say so..."
"Just taste the soup."
"You want another bowl of soup?"
"Waiter, taste the soup."
"We got lots of other kinds of soup. We got pea soup, matzo ball, chicken..."
"Waiter, taste the soup!"
"All right already! Where's the spoon?"
"Ahhh-hah!"
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post Apr 14 2010, 05:42 PM
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WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ


(Passing requires 4 out of 10 correct answers)




1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the
October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named
after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a
commercial airplane?





Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below.



ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?
116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats?
Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get catgut?
Sheep and Horses

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the
October Revolution?
November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?
Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named
after what animal?
Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name?
Albert

8) What color is a purple finch?
Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a
commercial airplane?
Orange (of course)


What do you mean, you failed?
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post Apr 13 2010, 06:06 PM
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http://www.12mbdragoons.com/panzer/

REcovery of a WWII tank. See pictures at the bottom.
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