Dec 21 2009, 12:05 PM
Apparently dark chocolate-covered ginger is an aphrodisiac, as we discovered on Friday, when we raced upstairs to get busy. I found myself curled over him with my finger up his ass and his cock between my breasts, when he bolted upright and growled, "I want you from behind." Which is exactly what I was most desiring at that moment, and he fucked me sooooooooo good I was shaking.
I wonder how it is that sex is even better now that we've broken up and got back together?
Dec 25 2009, 08:16 AM
Haven't had my Xmas portions yet...,
but let's just say that, at 9:30AM I'm already looking forward to some 1+1 desert, this eve.
Wishing you all much seasonal satisfactions,
the pleasures of giving and receiving...
Jan 12 2010, 03:43 PM
Well ladies, I finally fucked a fire fighter. It was a huge disappointment. He lasted about 4 minutes.
My new master on the other hand? He just keeps on spanking and spanking. It's lovely.
Jan 18 2010, 02:37 PM
and fireman have such long hoses and practice so much i would have expected more!!!!
Jan 18 2010, 03:11 PM
Jade, he was a pretty boy. Pretty boys don't need to try hard because women will flock to them no matter what. Ahhh well, the only reason I fucked him was because he was a fire fighter.
Banged a boy in the air force, he's cut and sweet, but it will go no where beyond a friendship. He's kinda kinky, into me playing with his ass. That makes me very happy.
Jan 18 2010, 08:11 PM
Doodle- Much hotness!!!!! So jealous.
Culture- Sorry your firefighter guys didn't last too long. Maybe you were just too much for him to take!
I was just with a guy who was ehhh ok in bed. He had some good moments, but just assumed that I would like what other girls he had been with would like. I did teach him the art of the g-spot massage!
Jan 19 2010, 08:24 AM
ch---you are our leader!!! spot on analysis of the pretty boy syndrome. get out the strap on for the fly boy. he wants it.
Jan 19 2010, 09:08 AM
Jade, I love it!! Pretty Boy Syndrome. It's freakin' great.
Jan 19 2010, 09:22 AM
Princess, I HATE when guys do that. I once fooled around with a guy who told me his hand could do amazing things. Then he told me it could move like a vibrator. I've never found digital stimulation pleasurable. It's usually too hard and hurts so he starts going at it and I had to ask him to stop because of the pain. He seemed all confused and told me I was the first girl he couldn't get off. Yeah right.
Jan 21 2010, 02:48 PM
FINALLY! My loooooong dry spell has been broken! Got amazing, sweaty, delicious portions THREE times yesterday! Twice in the pussy, once in the ass... aah. Heaven. And the mouth too! Got all holes covered yesterday. I don't think I've ever been fucked so hard in my life. It was the no-mercy pounding of my dreams. I got everything I asked for, plus some painfully pleasant spankings too. I hurt so good today, and my muscles still feel like jello. Man, that boy can fuck like a champ. He's a keeper. Plus an excellent snuggler. Best of both worlds.
Jan 21 2010, 09:56 PM
Damnit! Portions with the ex. I can't believe we're doing this again. This is what happened when we broke up about a year ago. It's crazy how much hotter it is when it's illicit. Towards the end of our relationship my sex drive had gone to shit, because there were so many stressful emotional issues between us. Now that I have some emotional detachment, it's gone through the roof again! We also end up doing stuff like taking pictures and videos that we never would get around to doing when we were together. There are so many sex things I wanted to do but kept putting off and assuming we would do some other time that never ended up happening. Now we feel more of a sense of urgency, I guess. I know we need to break things off, but it's so tempting to stay involved.
Jan 28 2010, 11:25 AM
I got rag dolled last night, and it was fucking fabulous.
Jan 28 2010, 10:25 PM
I do not even know what that means, culture. Lemme google. Whoa, there's all kinds of conflicting definitions. How did you mean it?
BTW, this forum is in some serious trouble. Almost all the threads have dropped off. Where has everyone gone? I'm just as guilty, I guess.
Jan 29 2010, 07:59 AM
I got tossed around while fucking that night. He was a boy in very good shape.
Jan 30 2010, 07:45 AM
I wish I could keep up with CH! Do me CH! Long oral session yesterday. No fucking and it was very pleasureful. But tody I am wanting a good hard fuck. So its time to text my fuck buddy
Jan 30 2010, 05:35 PM
Jade, I do have a number on the go right now. My top is returning from Mexico today (yay), but the newbie is going out west for a few days (boooooo) and my air force boy is also out west right now (boooooo). I have a few others I could call but meh.
Feb 7 2010, 02:19 AM
Yeah, I can finally post here!
So, unexpected afternoon portions with a man who's new to the community. There's been this incredible tension since he moved here a week ago, and this afternoon culminated in oh so spectacular, extra long oral session (which he loves doing - I haven't been devoured by a man like this in way too many years) and then was fucked good and hard. So looking forward to future sessions. And the great part is, no strings attached, was able to get up, quickly shower, and go on the date I had planned with him knowing and being okay. I think this is going to turn into something very fun!!!
Feb 7 2010, 08:44 AM
Massive portions last night and this afternoon. I don't think i'll be able to walk straight tomorrow. I was not sure i was going to call this guy after i met him last week, but i went and did it anyway. We had some drinks at my house, we talked and then we fucked 'till morning.
Wen he was about to leave we started kissing again which resulted into fucking on my couch, which is finally broken in now. We went into the bedroom again to finish. It was all very porn, very good. The guy has stamina like you wouldn't believe!
ETA: there was some dirty talk going on. I never really engage in that, because i don't know what to say. But now it seemed totally apt. He liked it too, i could tell
Feb 7 2010, 03:40 PM
I've always heard about women sometimes crying during sex, but it's never happened to me before. But it did last night. I was just so filled with love for Soulman, it just happened. And wow, did we ever have amazing portions! We tried a few positions but ended up with me on top and us coming at the same time - longest orgasm I've had in a long time, and probably the longest one I've ever had with somebody else.
Feb 7 2010, 03:57 PM
And crying during fucking is weird. It's happened a few times with us; the the first time it started off funny & then I just burst into tears & so did he.
Feb 11 2010, 11:10 AM
Such good portions the other night. Bent over the bed from behind, using a vibrator and simultaneous orgasms.
Mar 6 2010, 09:18 AM
oohhhh i love that--double!!!! penetration pleasure X2!!
Mar 14 2010, 01:37 PM
Fun, fun, fun weekend portions. Bought one of those Trojan cock ring vibe things at the drug store, just for a fun treat. Apparently they don't last long and you can't replace the battery - gonna have to get a real one. Anyway. Holy crap, Friday night was ROCKIN'. Me on top, coming first, then he flipped the ring, flipped me over and took my ass and I came again just before he did. Then sometime in the middle of the night/morning, spooned, I felt his hard on and let him inside me that way, even though I knew I wouldn't come (I never can, when I first awaken). It doesn't matter, I love the feeling of his cum oozing around my lady bits, makes me feel like a dirty girl in the morning.
And then last night I demanded he make me come with only his tongue, and promised to make it worth his while. And he did, wow, holy shit. And then I gave him a butt massage and a blow job that indeed blew his mind.
Oh fuck, I'm all horny now. I might have to jump him when he gets out of the bath.
Later: Heh. I went upstairs to get him high. Pulled off his towel. Licked and sucked him and then got him down on his back and fucked his brains out till we both came.
Apr 6 2010, 09:30 AM
nice double portions last night and this morning, both ending with anal sex and long spooning. what a nice way to start the week.
Apr 13 2010, 08:21 PM
I bought a new toy, Ben Wa balls. Very fun using them during portions today
Apr 14 2010, 04:24 PM
Had some dream portions last night about a very close (and very hot) friend. Dream portions is all I get these days, but damn, I'm not complaining. It was hot. I could feel everything like it was actually happening. Woke up wet and panting. I've gotta learn how to control my dreams so I can do that more often. It's nice to be able to have sex without all the risks and accompanying drama.
May 1 2010, 07:01 PM
fabulous portions last night. bent over the kitchen counter, first. then he pushed me up against the wall in the hallway. finished by kneeling on the computer chair while he lifted up my skirt and took me from behind. oh, yeah.*sighs*
May 2 2010, 09:22 AM
It has been a very good portions weekend. Friday were some awesome living room portions with the blinds open and the lights off. Yesterday was double portions with 4 orgasms for me. I swear, he keeps trying to break his record.
May 9 2010, 08:59 PM
I don't know if it's because we just had a talk about being more intimate and less stressed out or that I'm currently off HBC until I see my doctor at the end of the month, but paperboy and I are having some killer portions. I'm feeling so much more turned on lately and he's typically not able to go twice in a row but we've been having at it the last few days. Middle of the afternoon wonderful dirty portions today.
May 14 2010, 06:10 PM
hee! fabulous quickie portions!
May 27 2010, 11:22 AM
totally random (although calculated) hook up last weekend. Good, in that it means I didn't go for a whole year without sex (10 months was plenty, thank you) not so good, in that now I remember what it's like and want to have sex all the time - but no one to do it with!! (cause I'm not a serial random hook up girl) Back to the good ol' right hand.....bleh. Actually, maybe this should go in the frustration thread.
Jun 14 2010, 04:20 PM
Ok... I was about to post and then saw the below posting... Um, what?????
Anyway, had some amazing and delicious portions with a sweet, sexy, handsome man who I am totally smitten with. 3 times. a bunch of positions and lots of cuddling before and after and mmmmm. Sleeping beside each other all night and feeling him move closer to me during the night... Oh so good.
And not that I'm typically a girl to kiss and tell like this, but my God is his cock awesome.
Jun 14 2010, 04:28 PM
It's a bot, darlin', pay it no nevermind. Just set it to ignore.
And I better be getting portions this weekend or shit is gonna get ugly. I got bought off with shiny trinkets last weekend, there had better be some cock on the horizon!
Jun 14 2010, 06:39 PM
Oh AP I hope so!!!
Jul 2 2010, 06:17 PM
Just to say it because I'm still giddy about it all- but ongoing portions with the new guy. And happily planning to continue with them
Last night I told him I like it a little rough sometimes, and it seemed like at first he thought, I don't know... but then he came through and wow! Can he drive it home!! Delightfulness!
Jul 10 2010, 04:19 PM
delicious, delicious portions last night. he went down on me, then there were several face to face positions, ending with anal in missionary position. just amazing. at one point i was uncontrollably squirting, just all over the place. totally worth bragging about
Jul 12 2010, 07:27 PM
i love that! what a nice portion. anal is my favorite too and my fwb loves it when i clinch and squirt hard!
Aug 27 2010, 11:15 PM
So I finally put an end to my 17-month dry spell last night! I was having a really bad day and I called up my friend R (whom I've posted about in the crush thread as a potential fwb) and he was having a bad day, too, so we decided to have an emo date and commiserate over large quantities of strong beer. I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity to act on some of the intense sexual tension between us, and he must have been thinking the same thing, because he made the first move. We were pretty drunk, giggling over Flight of the Conchords videos on Youtube, and I must have given him a look because he suddenly locked eyes with me, put his hand to my face, and kissed me. We made out for a few minutes by the computer and then he threw me down on the couch and we made out really hard for a while, pinning each other down and pulling hair and biting and getting all hot and heavy, and then when the couch got uncomfortable we took it into the bedroom and went at it until dawn. We were both so touch-starved. It was pretty intense. He was a bit too drunk and couldn't keep it up, but that was ok with me because I haven't been with a guy in so long I have no idea what to do with a penis anyway. He just fingered me and went down on me for hours. To be honest, we were pretty drunk and sloppy and it wasn't great sex - he was a bit too rough with the fingers and oral and and I'm pretty raw now - but I had a lot of fun. His stubble took half the skin off my face, though, which kinda sucks. I sent him home with marks, too. He got quite the vicious spanking. We finally passed out all cuddled up together and then we stayed in bed until 2 in the afternoon, cuddling and fooling around and nursing our horrible hangovers. Then I made us some breakfast and saw him off before dragging my carcass into work for the evening shift. Working with a hangover is horrible and every time I felt like I couldn't tolerate another minute, I though about the morning's portions and smiled. And I'm super stoked that my bitch ex is no longer the last person I slept with and I finally have someone else to look back on as my most recent sexual encounter.
Aug 28 2010, 12:35 AM
Aug 29 2010, 02:47 PM
woo epinephrine! even with being sore and all it sounds like it was amazing fun
ever since i posted about feeling like i wasn't getting enough, the last few days The Boy has been jumping me left and right. seriously, 2 or 3 times a day. it's been fabulous. if i didn't know better, i'd swear he'd read my post lol
Sep 2 2010, 11:50 AM
Hooked up with R again last night. We were hanging out in my gutted apartment playing dominoes on the floor and drinking and the dominoes got boring, so I just leaned over and kissed him. He immediately put an arm around me and steered me into the bedroom and we fucked till 7 o'clock in the morning, when I had to get up and get ready for a yard sale. This time he hadn't had as much to drink and had no trouble getting it up. Had some particularly nice portions on my stomach with him straddling me, although,sadly, I couldn't find my vibe in time to get off with him. I even went down on him a bit, although he was annoyingly quiet and I couldn't tell if I was doing well or not. Not so quiet during the sex, though. I'm sure my landlady heard us. She looked as haggard as I felt when I saw her this morning!
Mar 10 2011, 03:44 AM
I did get fantastically laid over the weekend, but I'm just really trying to bring some threads up.
Mar 10 2011, 09:07 AM
Oh portions. Portions have been few lately due to exhaustion and weird work schedules but there were some lovely dirty portions on the weekend I keep thinking about. I wish it was the weekend.
Mar 16 2011, 11:40 AM
I am crazy horny but still hurting from all the fights I've had with J. Any suggestions? How can I get over the ill feelings and make love to a person I love but still kind of pissed off at?
Mar 21 2011, 09:36 AM
Lots of portions today. My new bf feels so good, it's a whole new experience. The sex in my last relationship made me jaded, but this...my word, it's a whole new level.
ETA: Ghengis, i'm afraid i don't have advice for you. Just over the weekend there was a bit on tv how 'angry sex' is the best. I'm not really into that. From what you wrote i take it you don't want to do that either.
Mar 21 2011, 07:58 PM
Yeah, angry sex result in fissures. Though the other weekend we had a long fight, and then just went at it. Sometimes the heightened emotion can spark something, but right now it's more of an underlying resentment.
Good news: lots of naked cuddling last night. Tried going all the way but I had some discomfort. It's a start, though. *sigh*
Mar 22 2011, 01:58 AM
Good grief, 'fissures' is an off-putting word! Yeah, angry sex has never worked for me either.
Nothing exciting this week, but a few weeks ago his housemate went away and we started a new habit of doing it in every room where the housemate's been rude to us recently. The sexy vibes have cleansed the rudeness from the air!
Mar 22 2011, 06:43 PM
Yeah, fucking on the kitchen table is always a nice bit of petty revenge.
Apr 9 2011, 12:13 AM
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Apr 9 2011, 12:27 AM
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