I guess I asked for that

sexysandee, crazyoldcatlady has a wicked sense of humour, I would have NEVER thought of that!

OMG woman!!!! LOL I'm cracking up! But you're riiiiight!!!

How many times have I heard that joke in regards to women? Thank you, COCL.

So my Cone arrives today. I may just pounce on the FedEx guy . . .

It's here it's here it's here! It's much bigger than I thought. Now I have to go buy some batteries . . .

REPORT!!!!!!! I need a report!

yea!!! Hurry use it, lol. but I really am curious

Sweet merciful crap. Great googly moogly. I just dunno what to say. I've never sat on anything so pleasurable before that didn't have a heartbeat. It buzzes, it rolls, it pulses. I have yet to make it through all sixteen cycles, I lost count after a while & I am a greedy bitch, so after some time just digging the sensations I hit the orgasm button. Again, sweet merciful crap! I came so hard I think my brain malfunctioned & I am now a few IQ points lower than before. I keep using this thing & I'm gonna be retarded in no time. But I will be blissfully happy.

I called my baby right after & he can't wait to use it on me, the dirty bird. I think he just might like it, too!

Holy moly...where can I get said cone???? LOL nahhh i'm kidding. Sounds like a helluva ride AP. Congrats on the new toy. You know its good when it messes up your brain function!! Dang.

after a raving review like that, I think I'm going to need to get myself one! AP, it sounds like it's amazing!!

A few complaints now that I've kinda got the hang of the thing: It's noisy. I had to find a small screwdriver to get it open. There were one or two cycles that did nothing for me because I usually like something much stronger, but the waves on the final orgasm setting more than made up for it. It's vibrating, but there are five or so quick clit taps followed by a harder, faster series of taps closer together.

Would you recommend this toy for someone? AP, I'm the same way, I like my toys to have strong settings. None of this light feathery touch crud.

Honestly, I'm not sure just yet. I need to play with it for a week or two to really get a grasp on it. Hell, I wasn't even really sure *how* to use it at first. The brochure gives you the standard battery advice, cleaning tips, & basic directions about off/on, how go through the cycles. There were these little drawings in the front that offered position suggestions, but some of them looked . . . unwieldy. Ala, I an not bending over & holding it to a wall with my body. In the end I got down with it the way I usually commence, but I haven't laid on it or any of the other options in the illsutrations. Gimmee a bit o' time & we shall see.

That final cycle, though. DANG!

I did the best thing ever last night---

took a hit of marijuana to help me sleep.
add music. was falling asleep to the colourful music... started some touching.
took about two minutes of thinking about something hot
and I squirted! felt it in the palm of my hand- it went up. AWESOME.

it was way better than the portions I had on Sunday, even!

Definitely let us know how you adjust to it, AP. If you're favourable enough I might just buy it.

glass, that's awesome. I love getting high with my partner, or just vegging out by myself and getting off when I'm high. It always feel great. Me and the boy did mushrooms a couple of weeks ago and the sex was faaaaantastic.

AP ~ how is the cone working out for you?

Last night I masturbated for a while; I needed to relieve some stress... It felt really amazing... I slept better than I had in a long time

I'm confused on the cone thing. Do you sit on it with the point in you or do you just sort of sit against it with your clit? (does that make sense?)

Okay. So the Cone. Would I recommend it? Yes, but not to everyone. It's just not strong enough for the gals that like it hard. In fact, I skip the first four cycles because they are feather light. Cycling up from five to sixteen, though. Woo!

For me, this isn't the type of aide for "wham bam thank you ma'am" sexual release. It's not the quick-release-so-I-stop-being-a-bitch toy. Will it make you come but quick? Yes. But that'd be a waste. The Cone is for the long, drawn-out sessions of self love. It even works pretty good with partner sex!

LMP, you do sit on the tip. The cool thing about the Cone is that when you sit on it, you are stimulating the most sensitive inner part of your vag, while the vibrations are also spreading everywhere else down there. It massages everything pretty uniformly.

The cone is not for me then. I like it hard, fast, and a plenty. I have a toy that has settings, and light stuff does nothing. Even when I am fucking someone, me blowing him is part of me getting off, so by the time I hope on I cum fast and a few times.

I don't think it's for me either. I saw the reccomended usage drawings, and most of them involved some sort of sitting. I need clit stimuli. any suggestions on something that works great for that???

The magic WAND!

jami -


(((((Hitachi Magic Wand!!!)))))

seriously!!! it's so freaking great!!

i use it alone and when mr. pug and i have sex and it gives me the most powerful orgasms. i mean just mind blowing clitoral orgasms. and...you can have like 10 back to back in just a few minutes. like...POW, POW, POW. amazing!!

A pocket rocket is also fantastical. And it's not as much as the magic wand.

you ladies are amazing, thank you.

Um, I said it massages everything, Jami. Everything includes my clit. The thing is *not* small & touches all my bits. I don't like constant clit stim, so I usually rock on it to get what I like.

i bought my first vibe today. and it's so cute.



i can't wait to try it... :-)

looks like fun

indie... thank maude for german engineering I have a similar one to yours (I recognise the design) and it's great.

shoot me down, but I found the magic wand... a bit dull after a while. yeah, I came, but I went numb if i used anything but the lightest pressure.

For full on clit pressure i go with a bullet. -> side note great for uses while having sex.

I've never used a sex toy and I'm thinking to use a vibe. I will go to buy one.

-delurks-

hey everyone, there's been a lot of talk about toys, but i was wondering if anyone had any thoughts on phthalates? i'm pregnant, and just happened to come across an article about phthalates in sex toys and how they may be dangerous for pregnant/breastfeeding women. they're the chemicals in rubber toys that make them feel like jelly, they may be dangerous, and there are no regulations on them...

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Health class isn't comprehensive enough to discuss women's sexual pleasure. Check out the female ejaculation thread: http://www.bust.com/lounge/index.php?showtopic=40612

Hey there, lady. I'm new in these parts, but hey, thought I would throw this out there - buy a vibe online! It takes out a bit of the embarrassment involved in picking out a vibe. Also, you can read reviews of the toys and see which ones are worth the money...drugstore.com has a great selection. They also ship in boxes that say 'drugstore.com' - pretty discreet. Order something else (like shampoo or lotion) and tell the 'rents that's what's in the box. Best of luck, fifi!

I need to buy a magic wand, but they cost a grip. sigh. I'm pissed that I've spent all my (in)disposable money on my friend's wedding stuff (I'm in the wedding party, and it is NOT cheap). But by the end of summer I will have a Hitachi, dammit. I need one.

In the meantime, I'm in the market for a new vibe under $30-ish. Any suggestions? (I too am a fan of hard/fast.)

And looking back at the old posts...uh, where are y'all finding these "recommended use" drawings? Because I wanna see!

I have a magic box full of wondrous toys, but when I want a mind-blowing self orgasm I always go with my beautiful studded glass wand (it looks sort of like a sword, or a magic wand, I call it The Spartan, after Gerard Butler in the movie 300) and my vibrating butterfly. I put the glass dildo under hot water so it gets warm (it's sort of like a pyrex material) and then I strap on the butterfly over my clit. I lube up the warm Spartan and turn on the butterfly and, trust me, I get to twitching in no time!!

I love the vibrating butterfly. There's different sizes in different prizes, but I'm sure they all work the same. And you can use it along with other toys, or your fingers, it's pretty damn awesome.

so I've recently started living with Mr. Luv and have pretty much discovered that I need a little more hot lovin then he needs or craves... it's not that he doesn't love on me... just I must need more.. so... or maybe I just got used to masturbating on a regular basis when I was living alone, and miss it... Either way, I need some serious explosions.

Anyways, he works out of his house and is ALWAYS home, so I don't really have a place where I can have my private love time.... my bathroom is next to his office, which he spends most of his time. My vibe is loud. clearly loud. and I am, too. And he takes quick showers... so basically I feel like I'm being a lil kid about this and don't want to get caught. derrrr...

Other than just being overt about the whole thing, I just don't know how to take care of my needs. I haven't been in a situation with any man where I had to explain this (my ex was voracious), so any suggestions? I don't want him to think he isn't Enough for me. I'm being gunshy, i know.

Thx busties!

moon, it sounds like you don't want to hurt his feelings about masturbating. it would be good to talk with him. or, you can have him watch you masturbate. it sounds like you want alone time though.

Yep star... I think I may need the private time because 1. I can marathon on myself 2. it helps fill in the gaps of when he may not be in the mood 3. it's time to pamper myself, especially under times of stress.

How do you start such a conversation?

moonpieluv-i marathon on myself from time to time. i really only do it when it's been awhile and there isn't a chance of mr. pugs or i having time in the immediate future. like if it's tuesday and i know we are going to be busy all week and probably won't get to it until friday or saturday then i'll take care of it myself because if i don't then i get grumpy and my libido drops off the face of the earth.

You say, "Honey, I love you, but I'm going to go into our room, play some music, and masturbate for a little while. Why don't you go look at some internet porn for a while and do the same. I just need some me time right now."

Or encourage him to have a boy's night out, so you can have a you night in.

Also, I would invest in a hand-held massaging shower head, and then take longer showers than he does

geekchikknits---well, that certainly is a way to do it. I'm just being gunshy about the masturbation thing... I guess it's all very obvious as to how to do it, but I just needed a little reinforcements from the busties.
Thanks!

As for the shower head, I have one! I have tried it, but it doesn't seem to do the trick as fast as my vibe... I'll give it another whirl, though... maybe I just haven't used it long enough to provide results.

Oh and... He stepped out for a bit today, so I took advantage of the situation. oh sweet relief!

Pugs---I have the same reasons for a marathon session for the most part... Does Mr. Pugs know that you do so?

moon, have you tried a vibe that be could be used in the water? they exist. maybe some busties can recommend a toy they like?

Star---I have a H2O proof vibe with a g-spot stimulator, but it's not so great for my personal clit stimulation needs. I like to use that in conjunction with my hitachi massager vibe.

I would certainly appreciate suggestions of a vibe that is Strong enough (like a muscle massager) and can also be used in the shower! Suggestions and links as to where I can order it would be very very nice!

H20 proof butterfly? I shall check on this.

I also need more lube. I'm guessing a silicon based lube would be more water resistant....

"Muscle massager" to me means something that plugs into the wall, despite what the elderly people catalogs say. I don't think there is STRONG stand alone waterproof vibe that isn't gonna cost you mad ducats, like upwards of $100. I've been looking at getting a Form 6, which is waterproof & rechargeable. And also $175.

I like humping things. I like humping things that vibrate. I have grown to love my Cone. It is def a long sesh vibe & again, that orgasm cycle rocks. It alternates between a strong steady vibe to stacatto bursts of hard vibration. Great googly moogly!

Fun Factory! I went back to the last page & somebody had a waterproof Fun Factory toy. They seem to be popular.

Funny that you should mention the cone again. I'm thinking as soon as I get my first paycheck I'll invest in one. I should have bought it when I was in Minneapolis at Smitten Kitten. They had them for the cheapest I've seen.

ahhh... I do like to hump things so the Cone (order from Smitten?)could be a candidate, once I can afford anything... (job hunting, blargh)

I bought the said "muscle massager" from a store in a small town that basically had nothing but the toys that could rot your insides out they have so many chems...No Toys-n-Babeland round these parts . Anyways, It cost me $80, but was/is totally worth it for "plug in the wall" play. lol!

I would like to upgrade to Form 6, no matter the cost...if it does the trick! Ima goin to look into that, so thanks ap!!

I'll check on the fun factory, too.

Thanks!!!

Oh, I wouldn't even to know where to buy a sex toy here. I'm a mailorder chick, but I am judicious. Anything I spend that much money on is gonna be well researched.

I forgot to add that I had a full-on squirting orgasm (Or five) while giving head riding the Cone. It is especially good for that!

I've been intrigued by the cone, but this is the first thing I've heard that really makes me want to get one.

Also, I would defintely recommened toys by Fun Factory. I have the waterproof layaspot and love it - in or out of the water. I have other toys by them too and have another one on my wish list. I never thought I'd have sex toy brand loyalty.